How to talk to a Muslim extremist

townhall ^ | Mar 15, 2006 | Mike S. Adams

[ncountylee]

Well, I guess it had to happen. Several weeks after writing my “Queer Muhammad” column, I finally got a call from a Muslim extremist – one who mostly shouted at me over the phone in broken English.

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MF: You are Mike Adams? You are Mike Adams?

ME: Yes, give me another sentence. I have to go to class in ten minutes. What can I do for you?

MF: You write the column on the “Queer Muhammad.”

ME: Yes, that’s me. Did you enjoy the “Queer Muhammad”?

MF: No. No. I did not enjoy it.

ME: Well, that’s too bad. Did you read it on the internet?

MF: No. It was in the paper I read it. The Boston paper.

ME: I see. They’re running my column in Massachusetts. Now, that’s progress. Maybe it’ll run in Cuba before long.

MF: You are an educated man. Surely, you know Muhammad was not queer. How could a man with education write such a disgusting column? Disgusting! Muhammad is a great prophet. He has over billion followers around the world.

ME: Well, sir, did you actually read the column? I didn’t say that Muhammad was a queer.

MF: Yes. I read it. I read it. Disgusting column!

ME: Well, first let me warn you that you are speaking to me on an American university telephone. If you keep yelling, someone might overhear you and charge you with a hate crime. Your suggestion that being a queer is disgusting is actually offensive to most American professors. How long have you been in the country?

MF: You call Muhammad queer. You have no right. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT!

ME: Well, no sir, I didn’t say that. Could you please try to control your emotions? You aren’t queer by any chance, are you?

MF: (YELLING INDISCERNABLY).

[eyespysomething]

I'm not offended either, I think it adds another layer of comedy.

But sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

[null and void]

I'm not seeing an image. I'm guessing it's the bidness end of a 1911-A?

[freedomlover]

Borrowing from my current favorite movie - "Leon"

"Step away from the window, please."

[Paul_Denton]

Let the 12 Guage 00 Buck do the talking for you.

[OregonRancher]

go to: www.chumfm.com/MorningShow/bits/march24.swf

laugh your butt off.........

[snarks_when_bored]

Here's the link to the image:

http://www.self-defender.net/images2/shotguns/protecta.jpg

Protecta assault shotgun. Wicked.

[reagan_fanatic]

ME: Well, no sir, I didn’t say that. Could you please try to control your emotions? You aren’t queer by any chance, are you?

ROTFLMAO!!

[null and void]

Dang! Too late for my birthday. Get me one for Christmas???

[snarks_when_bored]

(laugh) It's a beauty, for sure...

[snarks_when_bored]

Don't waste your time.

Sentiment understood and seconded.

[null and void]

So's this guy:

40 mm grenades. An M-203 on steroids...

[snarks_when_bored]

Nice, very nice.

[Congressman Billybob]

Mike Adams has been a joy to read from the get-go. But he keeps getting better and better. This is right up there with DUmmie Funnies for laugh value, and does a good job of illustrating the value of the First Amendment, to boot.

Congressman Billybob

Latest column: "Daniel in the Lion's Den -- A Red Candidate in a Blue Meeting"

[nightdriver]

I asked one if he ceased his terrorist tactics during ramadan.

It lit his fuse.

That "cartoon" of mohammed with a bomb for a turban is not far off the mark.

[eleni121]

BUMP!

[SittinYonder]

my mind is permanently stuck in the gutter.

You can't help it ... look at your husband.

[TC Rider]

Hey, Mike cut his teeth dealing with militant lesbians, after that, muslims are easy.

[TC Rider]

"How to talk to a Muslim extremist"


"Stop or I'll...

BANG

[Quix]

Great article.

Thanks.

Sometimes I spend time at a site that is the opposite of sanity regarding the Muslims. It's hosted in the UK though has Aussies aplenty, too. Mostly atheists and at least 51% liberals.

If you get bored preaching to the choir, let me know. I often could use help posting sanity there.