A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day....03-09-06...A Lower Your Blood Pressure Freeper Pet Day

gizmo, fredthecat, rusty, dutchess

[dutchess]

A Few of FR's Finest....Every Day

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Hi Finest Friends...Giz here. It's Pet Day at the Finest. Please join us for a repeat of one of Rusty and my favorite threads!!!! (Fred the Cat thought it was silly...sigh...thats cats for you) Anyway, today we read what some of our finest canine friends might write to God...(These were sent to mom via email, maybe you too, but we thought they were cute enough to illustrate!) ENJOY!

DEAR GOD FROM THE DOG

Dear God, When we get to heaven, can we sit on your couch? Or is it the same old story?

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Dear God, Why are there cars named after the jaguar, the cougar, the mustang, the colt, the stingray, and the rabbit, but not ONE named for a dog? How often do you see a cougar riding around? We dogs love a nice ride! Would it be so hard to rename the 'Chrysler Eagle' the 'Chrysler Beagle'?

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Dear God, If a dog barks his head off in the forest and no human hears him, is he still a bad dog?

Dear God, We dogs can understand human verbal instructions, hand signals, whistles, horns, clickers, beepers, scent ID's, electromagnetic energy fields, and Frisbee flight paths. What do humans understand?

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Dear God, More meatballs, less spaghetti, please.

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Dear God, Why do humans smell the flowers, but seldom if ever, smell one another?

Dear God, When we get to the Pearly Gates, do we have to shake a paw to get in?

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Dear God, Why do my owners go to the bathroom in the best freshwater bowl in the house?

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Dear God, Are there mailmen in Heaven? If there are, will I have to apologize?

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Dear God, Let me give you a list of a few things I must remember to be a good dog :

I will not eat the cats' food before they eat it, or after they throw it up.

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I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs, etc., just because I like the way they smell.

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The sofa is not a face towel; neither are Mom and Dad's laps.

The garbage collector is not stealing our stuff.

My head does not belong in the refrigerator.

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I will not bite the officer's hand when he reaches in for Mom's driver's license and registration.

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I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear when he's on the toilet.

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Sticking my nose into someone's crotch is not an acceptable way of saying 'hello.'

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I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when I'm lying under the coffee table.

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I must shake the rainwater out of my fur before entering the house.

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I will not throw up in the car.

I will not come in from outside and immediately drag my butt across the carpet.

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The cat is not a squeaky toy; so when I play with him and he makes that noise, it's usually not a good thing.

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Okay...Giz back here...hope you enjoyed this...let me add one more...as many of you know I was a "dumped stray" who was "taken in" by my folks as many of our FreeperPets have been....Before I take my nap let me add.....

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Dear God, in case I haven't said so....thanks for finding us such special homes on earth especially for those of us lucky to live with Freepers. Life is good!

12-28-05 ~ Hall of Fame #14

THIS WEEK'S THREADS 03-06-06 Military Monday 03-07/08-06 All Aboard!

Opinions by our own 'King of Ping' Every Thursday at the Finest The guy's good, folks!

[Billie]

TGIF! Wear Red Friday is HERE! :)

[Billie]

Oh my gosh! That kitty's eyes and the expression on its face would melt the coldest heart!

[PreviouslyA-Lurker]

Morning Mayor. Thank you for bringing us the daily word.

[Temple Owl]

Aw, darn! I didn't get a chance to get near my computer yesterday and it was such a great post. I still loved it even a day late,

[Hi Heels]

She's a killer!

[Feiny]

MoJo is a Pug-Pitbull mix and at almost 8 months he weighs 29 pounds. He is so funny & crazy. My female pit Roxy just adores him and takes most of his energy by play fighting, chasing & doing the tug-o-war with him all day. She had such a strong mother instinct that she adopted him as her own.

I love the Bostons & was considering one of those as Roxy loved playing with a friends Boston. She also loved dachsunds....and that was another possibility until a friend dropped the mighty Mo off at our place.

[snugs]

Thank you for the web link here is one I created with it

[Xenalyte]

Sounds like MoJo would be THE perfect sibling for Salty! I wonder how they'd get along, Salty being a butt-head and all.

[Feiny]

You cannot have my puppy! hehehe

[Majie Purple]

Thats a terrific gif. gift there!

[ST.LOUIE1]

I lkie it! Havin' fun, huh? : )

[ST.LOUIE1]

Thats a terrific gif. gift there!

Snugs made that one all by herself. : )

[Majie Purple]

Oops! I transposed the to and by portions of that post...Great all by yourself job there, snugs!

[snugs]

For you

[snugs]

I am having fun, this time I have removed the quote marks

[Majie Purple]

Oh snugs...Hugs! Tis a lovely surprise...Thanks much...Strait away it will find a home on my profile page!

[snugs]

Seen it !!

[Majie Purple]

Came across this in a tinipic random search...Immediatly made me think of you!