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Kerry: U.N. ‘Food for Oil’ Plan Could End Terrorism
Scrappleface ^
| March, 6, 2006
| Scott Ott
Posted on 03/06/2006 2:56:13 PM PST by Kaslin
(2006-03-06) — Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, in a landmark speech Sunday on the global dynamics of terrorism, said a ’strong United Nations’, working with ‘moderate Muslim leaders’ could save the world from terrorism if the West stops propping up Arab kingdoms by purchasing oil.
The senator proposed putting the French in charge of U.N. military operations, appointing a member of the Hamas Palestinian government to head the U.N. Human Rights Council, and “transitioning the Arab Middle East from an oil economy to an agricultural one, where lush, green acres replace the sand stretching out so far and wide.”
“Some say that terms like a ’strong U.N.’ and ‘moderate Muslim leaders’ are oxymorons,” said Sen. Kerry. “But that’s what they said about Democrat principles, liberal values and progressive think-tanks.”
Mr. Kerry, the presumptive runner-up for the 2008 Democrat presidential nomination, proposed that the United States take the lead in funding his Arab agriculture initiative, dubbed “Food for Oil,” which promises to “beat drill bits into plowshares.”
TOPICS: Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events; Political Humor/Cartoons; US: District of Columbia; US: Massachusetts; War on Terror
KEYWORDS: foodforoil; kerry2008; kerryplan; satire; scrappleface; terrorism; un
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posted on
03/06/2006 2:56:17 PM PST
by
Kaslin
To: Kaslin
Mr. Kerry, the presumptive runner-up for the 2008 Democrat presidential nomination LOL!
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posted on
03/06/2006 2:57:42 PM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Kaslin
“Some say that terms like a ’strong U.N.’ and ‘moderate Muslim leaders’ are oxymorons,” said Sen. Kerry. “But that’s what they said about Democrat principles, liberal values and progressive think-tanks.”
ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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posted on
03/06/2006 2:58:00 PM PST
by
proud_yank
(Liberalism - The 'Culture of Ignorance'.)
To: Kaslin
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posted on
03/06/2006 2:58:24 PM PST
by
Nachum
To: Kaslin
Dumb ass Kerry
Hey asshat, how many oil wells are there in Afghanistan and Pakistan?
5
posted on
03/06/2006 2:58:54 PM PST
by
finnman69
(cum puella incedit minore medio corpore sub quo manifestu s globus, inflammare animos)
To: Izzy Dunne
BWAHAHAHA! Ya gotta love Scrappleface.
To: Kaslin
green acres replace the sand stretching out so far and wide.” Kerry in disguise:
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posted on
03/06/2006 2:59:17 PM PST
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Kaslin
It would be soooo wonderful if this loser (and traitor) would get the nod from the Democrats.
He'd lose by 10,000,000 votes.
Run, Kerry, run!
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posted on
03/06/2006 2:59:53 PM PST
by
Beckwith
(The liberal press has picked sides ... and they have sided with the Islamofascists)
To: Kaslin
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posted on
03/06/2006 3:00:16 PM PST
by
Doogle
(USAF...8thAF...4077th TFW...408th MMS...Ubon Thailand..."69"..Night Line Delivery,AMMO)
To: Kaslin
The UN....that's the ticket./sarcasm
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posted on
03/06/2006 3:00:17 PM PST
by
TheLion
To: proud_yank
Kerry:
"oxymorons,” said Sen. Kerry. “But that’s what they said about Democrat principles, liberal values and progressive think-tanks.” "They", in the case of this looser, are correct.
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posted on
03/06/2006 3:00:34 PM PST
by
ChadGore
(VISUALIZE 62,041,268 Bush fans. We Vote.)
To: Doogle
Come on guys! Don't look foolish! IT"S SCRAPPLEFACE!
To: Kaslin
I am rolling with laughter at this article.
Runner-up is funny, but the rest of his proposal just leaves me speechless!
If there is any part of the plan that has merit, it is DOA just because it is HIS plan!
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posted on
03/06/2006 3:01:19 PM PST
by
3D-JOY
To: Kaslin
Food for oil? That was tried once, I think!
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posted on
03/06/2006 3:02:07 PM PST
by
jazusamo
(:Gregory was riled while Hume smiled:)
To: Kaslin
Sen. John Kerry, D-MA, in a landmark speech Sunday on the global dynamics of terrorism, said a ’strong United Nations’, working with ‘moderate Muslim leaders’ could save the world from terrorism if the West stops propping up Arab kingdoms by purchasing oil.
I am so happy we didn't elect this dumbass.
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posted on
03/06/2006 3:02:09 PM PST
by
trubluolyguy
(Islam, Religion of Peace and they'll kill you to prove it.)
To: Kaslin
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posted on
03/06/2006 3:03:14 PM PST
by
trubluolyguy
(Islam, Religion of Peace and they'll kill you to prove it.)
To: Kaslin
BWHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "Food For Oil," huh? ROFLMAO! The French Poodle IS an oxymoron! HAHAHAHAHAHA BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(Denny Crane: "I Don't Want To Socialize With A Pinko Liberal Democrat Commie. Say What You Like About Republicans. We Stick To Our Convictions. Even When We Know We're Dead Wrong.")
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posted on
03/06/2006 3:03:42 PM PST
by
goldstategop
(In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
To: Doogle
Are you calling me a twit?
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posted on
03/06/2006 3:03:53 PM PST
by
Kaslin
(Wanted: New tagline.)
To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
And yet it is sooooo believable!
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posted on
03/06/2006 3:04:14 PM PST
by
BenLurkin
(O beautiful for patriot dream - that sees beyond the years)
To: Kaslin
This one musta sounded TOO real for most.
Don't usually see this many get sucked in by Scott.
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posted on
03/06/2006 3:05:30 PM PST
by
digger48
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