Posted on 01/26/2006 6:36:16 PM PST by The_Eaglet
There may be a more disgusting, nauseating spectacle than Teddy Kennedy sitting in judgment on a Supreme Court nominee’s ethics and integrity, but I’m not sure what this might be. But, there he was on national TV, a member of the Senate Judiciary Committee, asking his questions and making his points with all the skills of Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. Kennedy among other things:
— Was suspended from Harvard because of cheating when he was caught getting another student to take a Spanish test for him.
— Had his father get his Army duty changed to two years from the four years he signed up for. He ended up a guard at NATO headquarters in Paris rather than in Korea where a war was going on.
(Excerpt) Read more at theamericanview.com ...
We have a winner !!!!!!
Oh, we'll see about that...
Ted, Brother of the Holy Martyrs, Saints Jack and Bobby, who have replaced Sts. Peter and Paul in the pro-abortion Catholic Church of Massachusetts, has selflessly devoted his life to our welfare and improvement.
Whether it's constant quality control over every batch of the fine Scotch malt products his family is exclusively licensed to import, or checking the water-tight integrity of Oldsmobile family vehicles, even verifying safe dosages for South American herbal medicines, you and your humble families can sleep tight tonight because our Ted runs a tight ship for all of us.
Why, if you only knew the countless nights our Ted has stayed up to counsel troubled (or soon to be) young people, I am sure you would revise your opinion of this fine American from Massachusetts.
It's all about love, guys. The Kennedys love the little people and always want what's best for them. Why can't you see that? Perhaps if Ted arranged an IRS audit for you ... as he did for me ... your vision of this visionary saint who dwells amongst us would be clearer.
However, I must point out that the issue you raise of Ted being "dry," after completing his swim across the inlet to Edgartown is quite easily answered.
Ted, as the Brother of the Holy Martyrs Saints Jack and Bobby of Camelot, is surrounded by a penumbra of radiant heat. It is obvious that when he is called to the bosom of Abraham, that he too, will also be immediately canonized by the Wholly Roamin Catholic Facsimile Church of Massachusetts.
It is also possible that as a Kennedy, he was able to walk across the waters. At least so believe many of the very common people of Massachusetts.
Here's one for you! hehe
(mean hateful stupid disgusting old fat man!)
I have a pic scanned, do I need to put it on a host page? Can I do this myself, or does anyone have a page so I can email the pic to them? I have been hunting for this pic on the internet for a long time and just scanned it from an old magazine myself. HELP!!!
FYI: One possibility...These guys (and there are others, also) offer free image hosting to the public. You might take a look...
http://www.imageshack.us/
Lordy! LOL
I am SOOO HAPPY I got this pic here on FR.
post 74!!!
I'll not stand by and listen to such profane blasphemy. For yer heathen ignorant information, Jack Kennedy was a member of the very Trinity and he sits at the right hand o' God.
...or... YES! ...you probably COULD use 'Photobucket'...
Very witty. bump!!!!
I have read a lot about this case, but never saw the actual articles. Thanks for posting.
MA needs some good ole Republican cowboys to move into it, and show these pukes they can't run rough shod over the good people of MA. And show them the real meaning of laws, such as there is no statute of limitations on murder. Teddy boy needs to be brought to trial.
Unfortunately no one who values their life will do it. Still, we, the decent people of MA, wish the RNC would infiltrate the state, in the fashion the lefties did years ago.
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