FReeper Canteen ~ What Are Your Predictions For 2006? ~ Start Early, Change Often ~ 04 Jan 2006

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[MoJo2001]

 

 

 

 

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Modern Times:
What are your predictions for 2006?
 

 

Welcome to the FReeper Canteen!

Next Wednesday we'll begin a new exciting series: The Canteen Kids will begin doing threads for our Troops and the Canteen!! So? Don't miss out the chance to see the next generation of Canteeners do their thing!!

As for this week, we shall return to an old favorite!

 

 

 

 

 

Your Opinions Please

 

 

Main Topic:

What are your predictions for 2006?

Examples follow below:

1. The Cubs will win the World Series and tomkow will be forced to take a bath. (*snicker*)

2. Reggie Bush, of USC, will become the second most popular Bush in the state of Texas.

3. Our Troops will continue to get the job done at home and abroad.

4. Congress will yet again give themselves a raise. Just goes to show that creating a lot of hot air will eventually pay off.

5. MoJo will still hate eating tofu.

6. hotstreak will still hate eating cheese.

7. Outside of winning the World Cup, most Americans will still ignore soccer as a whole.

See how this works?

Rules:

1. No politics!

2. Keep it funny, but remember this is a family site.

3. Graphics and pictures are great to share.
 

Before we leave you, The FReeper Canteen, Mr.Tonkin, and MoJo would like to thank Spotsy for doing the Pancakes on Wednesday when someone was needed to fill in. She did a fabulous job. Despite having limited time, she made sure that our Troops had a thread every Wednesday. Thank you Spotsy! Don't stay gone too long!!

Have at it folks!! 

 

[Old Sarge]

What a wonderful adventure!!!

THANK you for the dance, Star!!!

::SMOOCH::

[ninergold3]

Go Aunt Mary!

[Seadog Bytes]

LOL!

[StarCMC]

::bowing::

You are welcome, sir Knight!

[AZamericonnie]

Hi Trussell....sorry I missed you last night...hope your having a gret day!

[ninergold3]

Here's one for you. . .

Submarine Life

The new Ensign was assigned to subs, where he'd dreamed of working since a young boy. He was trying to impress the Master Chief with his expertise learned in Submarine School.

The Master Chief cut him off quickly and said, "Listen, 'sir', it's real simple. Add the number of times we dive to the number of times we surface. Divide that number by two. If the result doesn't come out even, don't open the hatch."

[AZamericonnie]

BigT? :)

I have "Big T" & "lil T"....although anymore "Lil T" is bigger than "Big T"!:)

[Fawnn]

Finalists in the Vote for Your 2005 Today's Toons Favorites (Preliminary Round):

[Lady Jag]

There is a clue in the jokes. Have you heard this one?

Boudreaux died and was on his way down to Hell. In anticipation, the Devil turned up the thermostat to make it extra warm for Boudreaux. When Boudreaux arrived, the Devil asked, "Hey Boudreaux, how do you like the heat down here?"

Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's just fine. It reminds me of Bayou PonPon in July."

That made the Devil mad. That night, he turned the thermostat up all the way it could go. Man it was hot! When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "NOW how do you like it down here?"

Boudreaux says, "Mais, it's fine. It reminds me of August on Bayou Lafourche."

As you might expect, that made the Devil all the more mad. Well, that night, he turned the thermostat down all the way it could go! The whole place frosted over. Icicles started forming from the rafters. When Boudreaux woke up, the Devil asked him, "How you like it NOW, Boudreaux?"

Boudreaux, shivering, through blue lips, says, "Mais cher, I'm one happy Cajun!"

The Devil was infuriated! He yelled, "What do you mean you're one happy Cajun?!!"

Boudreaux, still shivering says, "The Saints done won the Superbowl!"

[StarCMC]

LOL!!!! Very good!!

[blackie]

Daily Dose O' Da Blues ~ Bump!

[StarCMC]

LOL!! I have heard that joke but replace Beaudreax with "Cub's Fan" -- he he he!!!

[pookie18]

Thanks for posting the link, Fawnn. To get more exposure, I tried to highlight it under Free Republic on the side of the page, but our friendly admin moderator removed it...

[Lady Jag]

LOL! Keep your ascensions equal!

Why the 20,000 Leagues Submarine sank...

Our five-year-old son Mark couldn't wait to tell his friend about the movie we had watched on television, "20,000 Leagues Under the Sea."

The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed.

In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark and asked, "What caused the submarine to sink?"

With a look of incredulity Mark replied, "Dad, it had 20,000 leaks!"

 

[StarCMC]

LOL!! Those are GREAT!!!!!

[Fawnn]

You're welcome. ;)

[fatima]

Hi Connie,Thank you for doing the radio program today for the troops.You were great as usual.

[Lady Jag]

For Valentines Day Boudreaux wanted to get Clotile, his wife, a real surprise. She had been wanting a milk bath for a long time.

So Boudreaux told his friend Pierre, he say, "Pierre," he say, "I wanna give Clotile a milk bath for Valentine Day." He say, "Why don't you bring you cow over to da house and put me some milk in da battub."

And Pierre say, "Okay, Boudreaux," he say, "Dat milk, you want dat pasteurize?"

Boudreaux thought about it a while, then said, "No, just so it covers her belly, dat's all I want."

[Lady Jag]

Oops! Forgot to ask if you'd heard the milk bath one...

[ninergold3]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA~ giggle - giggle ~BWAHAHAHAHAHA