[StarCMC]

LOL!! I have heard that joke but replace Beaudreax with "Cub's Fan" -- he he he!!!

[Lady Jag]

For Valentines Day Boudreaux wanted to get Clotile, his wife, a real surprise. She had been wanting a milk bath for a long time.

So Boudreaux told his friend Pierre, he say, "Pierre," he say, "I wanna give Clotile a milk bath for Valentine Day." He say, "Why don't you bring you cow over to da house and put me some milk in da battub."

And Pierre say, "Okay, Boudreaux," he say, "Dat milk, you want dat pasteurize?"

Boudreaux thought about it a while, then said, "No, just so it covers her belly, dat's all I want."

[Lady Jag]

Oops! Forgot to ask if you'd heard the milk bath one...