Posted on 12/30/2005 10:16:18 PM PST by martin_fierro
Teen's New Name: KentuckyFriedCruelty.com
Fri Dec 30, 4:58 PM ET
NEW YORK - A 19-year-old PETA staffer has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com.
Chris Garnett, youth outreach coordinator for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said he changed his name in support of the group's anti-KFC campaign.
"People don't believe me at first when I tell them my name, but it never fails to spark a discussion," Garnett, er, KentuckyFriedCruelty.com, said in a statement. "Many vow to boycott KFC after I explain the company's indifference to cruelty to animals."
Norfolk, Va.-based PETA's complaints against KFC stem from video footage shot last year recording alleged mistreatment of birds at a Pilgrim's Pride Corp. plant in Moorefield, W.Va. The plant is a KFC supplier.
Yum! Brands, the parent company of KFC, has disputed the claims of mistreatment. In June, a grand jury refused to indict former workers at the West Virginia chicken plant.
"Stacked" star Pamela Anderson, who has narrated a PETA video showing the alleged abuse, supports Garnett's name change.
"I'm sure Chris can't wait till KFC stops torturing chickens so he can change his name back," the actress said in a statement, adding that the chicken abuse "is awful and has to stop."
"I think they actually kill the chickens! Their product, decetpively, I understand is made primarily of the corpse of these chickens. This must stop. Someone has to think of the chillrens! Where were the buses?"
Good one!
I was thinking along the same lines, wondering if they were munching on a dead animal while thinking about the ethical treatment of animals.
Those people are lunatics; the ones I have met in person have a nasty violent side to them.
The judge should have denied that request. Maybe he chickened out, but he should not have used his court to assist a PITA protest.
Sounds like the perfect form of birth control to me.
Look for help.
Pamela Anderson should change her name to Hepatitis C Carrier Dot Com.
I think all moonbats should change their names to stupid monikers like that. They should all also be given bright red Che Guevara tee-shirts to wear until they are filthy. Oh, and Birkenstocks.
Then we wouldn't have to waste time even speaking with them or acknowledging them... kind of like the disheveled psychos who babble to themselves on the urban landscape, we would be able to identify them quickly and immediately save ourselves from the irritation of trying to actually communicate or interact with them.
Well, you'd better cut down a little then. (Mr. Smoketoomuch hasn't heard this one yet....)
....They've blothed backs and their bardigans and their chances to radios, complaining about the tea or they don't make it properly, do they? And stopping at endless Majorcan bodegas selling fish and chips and Watney's Red Barrel and calamares and toothache. And sitting in their cotton sunfrost, squirting Timothy White Suncream all over their puffy, raw, swollen, parollen flesh, 'cos they overdid it on the first day....
Please be quiet!
.......and he's on and on and on about how it is running the country and how many languages Margaret Powell can speak and she throws up all over the cuba libre. And spending four days on the tarmac at Luton Airport on a five-day package store with nothing to eat but dry----sandwhiches.....
Shut up!
...to take a party of Swedes to Yugoslavia. Of course it loads you up there at 3 a.m. in the morning. And then you sit on the tarmac for four hours because of unforeseen difficulties, i.e. the permanent strike of airtraffic control over Paris. When you finally get to Malaga airport, everybody's queuing for the bloody toilet, and queuing for the bloody half-customs officers, and ...to take a party of Swedes to Yugoslavia. Of course it loads you up there at 3 a.m. in the morning. And then you sit on the tarmac for four hours because of unforeseen difficulties, i.e. the permanent strike of airtraffic control over Paris. When you finally get to Malaga airport, everybody's queuing for the bloody toilet, and queuing for the bloody half-customs officers, and queuing for the bloody bus that isn't there, waiting to take you to the hotel that hasn't yet been built. When you finally get to the half-built----ruin called the Hotel Limassol, while paying half the holiday money to a license Spaniard in a taxi, there's no water in the pool, there's no water in the bath, there's no water in the tap, there's only a bleeding lizard in the bid‚, and half the rooms are doublebooked, and you can't sleep anyhow, 'cause the permanent are in the jungles in the hotel next door. Meanwhile, the Spanish National Tourist Board promises that the raging cholera epidemic is merely a mild outbreak of the Spanish Conleigh, while the like of the previous outbreak in 1616 even the bloody rats are dying from it! for the bloody bus that isn't there, waiting to take you to the hotel that hasn't yet been built. When you finally get to the half-built----ruin called the Hotel Limassol, while paying half the holiday money to a license Spaniard in a taxi, there's no water in the pool, there's no water in the bath, there's no water in the tap, there's only a bleeding lizard in the bid‚, and half the rooms are doublebooked, and you can't sleep anyhow, 'cause the permanent are in the jungles in the hotel next door. Meanwhile, the Spanish National Tourist Board promises that the raging cholera epidemic is merely a mild outbreak of the Spanish Conleigh, while the like of the previous outbreak in 1616 even the bloody rats are dying from it!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ROFLMAO.
Have you ever tried the fried okra at Church's? Man, that is some road food. Pull up to the drive through and order a family size okra and a large Coke. You'll eat it until you get sick.
The reason for the family size is so they have to drop a fresh batch in the fryer.
It's soooo good they have named an island after this combination in North Carolina...Okracoke Island.
Okra and Coke is all I want from Church's.
He would have to have sex first, and I would give long odds that this loser will never get closer to a naked woman than walking past the ladies changing room at JCPenny's!
(I'm sorry, was that cruel?)
He'll have to change his name to, chickenchoker.org
I thought this guy PETA Ken would be the one that went into a bio lab to clean it up. This PETA guy comes face to face with a cross-bred rat and human and goes onto total meltdown. I have the clip and can email it should anyone want to post it.
Okay, now that's funny! Especially the ".org" part. Think about it for a minute...okay...okay...see what I mean?
Maybe he did it to make points with the PETA women who run around naked to protest furs?
I'll take mine extra crispy
In the Pamela Anderson video, she talks about chickens being fed so much and given so many hormones that they become "top heavy"--strange, for her that was simply done with implants.
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