Ich bin ein boy lamer.
Posted on 12/30/2005 10:16:18 PM PST by martin_fierro
Teen's New Name: KentuckyFriedCruelty.com
Fri Dec 30, 4:58 PM ET
NEW YORK - A 19-year-old PETA staffer has legally changed his name to KentuckyFriedCruelty.com.
Chris Garnett, youth outreach coordinator for the People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals, said he changed his name in support of the group's anti-KFC campaign.
"People don't believe me at first when I tell them my name, but it never fails to spark a discussion," Garnett, er, KentuckyFriedCruelty.com, said in a statement. "Many vow to boycott KFC after I explain the company's indifference to cruelty to animals."
Norfolk, Va.-based PETA's complaints against KFC stem from video footage shot last year recording alleged mistreatment of birds at a Pilgrim's Pride Corp. plant in Moorefield, W.Va. The plant is a KFC supplier.
Yum! Brands, the parent company of KFC, has disputed the claims of mistreatment. In June, a grand jury refused to indict former workers at the West Virginia chicken plant.
"Stacked" star Pamela Anderson, who has narrated a PETA video showing the alleged abuse, supports Garnett's name change.
"I'm sure Chris can't wait till KFC stops torturing chickens so he can change his name back," the actress said in a statement, adding that the chicken abuse "is awful and has to stop."
"StupidAssedDork.net" would be easier to remember.
Ich bin ein boy lamer.
You may laugh, but after reading this article, I found out something about the Kentucky Fried chicken company that I didn't know before..
I think they actually kill the chickens! Their product, decetpively, I understand is made primarily of the corpse of these chickens. This must stop. Someone has to think of the chillrens! Where were the buses?
My name is Smoketoomuch. Mr. Smoketoomuch.
Two Redneck hunters got a pilot to fly them into the far north for elk hunting. They were quite successful in their venture, and bagged six big bulls. The pilot came back as arranged to pick them up.
They started loading their gear into the plane, including the six elk. But the pilot objected he said, "The plane can take out only four of your elk. You will have to leave two behind."
One of the hunters pushed forward, "Hey, last year our pilot let us take out six elk. It was the same model plane, same weather conditions, and everything. What's with this? We want you to allow us to fly out just like last year.
Reluctantly the pilot finally permitted them to put all six elk aboard and the men all climbed in with their gear. But when they attempted to take off and fly out of the valley, the little plane could not make it. They crashed in the wilderness.
Climbing out of the wreckage, one Redneck said to the other, "Do you know where we are?"
"I think so," replied the other Redneck. "Yep! I think this is about 100 yards further along than where we crashed last year!"
NO! You mean they have to KILL them in order for us to EAT them? I never thought of that.
Right. Carry on then.
Lemme carve up and cook this pantload. I promise I won't be cruel.
Lessee here, 1 straight slice through the neck (reserve blood for other dishes). Cut off hands and feet to use for stock. Carve out the liver, and reserve, for flavouring later.
Now, (uninformed on this point) WHERE is the tenderloin?
Ah, well, I suppose one can get a course in human anatomy at the U. of Phoenix, eh?
Little bit of rice vinegar, thyme, and allspice, ... oh, yeah!!
Genesis 1:26
And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness: and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the air, and over the cattle, and over all the earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth upon the earth.
cannibalism? You're sick.
Chickens were meant to be eaten werent they?
everything tastes like chicken......lol
what is he gonna name his children.....Drumstick and Chicken Little....lol
My apologies for overestimating your intelligence.
It's called a 'riff', boyo, in this case a parody of the study of meatcutting. Sorry to have been too subtle...I'll work on that...
SHEESH!
Saw this posted earlier today; had lunch at KFC. Thanks, kid, for making a great suggestion. Not quite sure if I'll be picking up a New Years Eve bucket or not.
LOL!
Sooooo. Does that mean she has three implants? One behind each big 'eye' and one behind the little eyes, too?
Bird's nest sandwich?
PETA can knock on my door any time they wish to discuss the issues!
Lessee here, 1 straight slice through the neck (reserve blood for other dishes). Cut off hands and feet to use for stock. Carve out the liver, and reserve, for flavouring later.
You forgot you're dealing with a left-wing nut here. You will only get one Large intestine full of CRAP!!
But you could call it Leftie's BM. ;^)
Post 14 has their new product, to avoid further deception.
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