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Brit Jew marries dolphin (British woman marries Israeli dolphin)
YnetNews ^ | December 29, 2005 | Joe Kot

Posted on 12/30/2005 6:19:30 AM PST by NYer

Till death do us part? An unusual wedding ceremony was held in the southern resort town of Eilat on Wednesday, as Sharon Tendler, a 41-years-old Jewish millionaire from London married her beloved Cindy, a 35-year-old dolphin, Israel's leading newspaper Yedioth Ahronoth reported Thursday.

 The groom, a resident of the Eilat dolphin reef, met Tendler 15 years ago, when she first visited the resort. The British rock concert producer took a liking to the dolphin and has made a habit of traveling to Eilat two or three times a year and spending time with her underwater sweetheart.

 "The peace and tranquility underwater, and his love, would calm me down," the excited bride said after the wedding.

 After a years-long romance, Tendler decided to embark on the highly unusual path of tying the knot with her beloved dolphin. Last week, she approached Cindy's trainer Maya Zilber with the extraordinary request.

 Zilber accepted the challenge and "talked the idea over with the fellow," who apparently consented.

 'I'm not a pervert'

 And so on Wednesday afternoon, the thrilled bride, wearing a white dress, walked down the dock before hundreds of astounded visitors and kneeled down before her groom, who was waiting in the water.

 Cindy, escorted by his fellow best-men dolphins, swam over to Tendler and she hugged him, whispered sweet nothings in his ear, and kissed him in front of the cheering crowd.

 After the ceremony was sealed with some mackerels, Tendler was tossed into the water by her friends so that she could swim with her new husband.

 "I'm the happiest girl on earth," the bride said as she choked back tears of emotion. "I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert," she stressed.

 Tendler said she and her newly wed husband will probably spend their wedding night bowling.

 "But what kind of children would they have?" one of the children in the crowd asked his father.

 


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Constitution/Conservatism; Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; Israel; News/Current Events; Philosophy
KEYWORDS: bestiality; culturewar; doasthouwill; dolphin; homosexualagenda; ifitfeelsgooddohim; leftist; leftwing; liberal; marriage; marriagelaws; millionaire; sexpositiveagenda; stuckonstupid; zoophilia
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To: NYer

These things never work out. He will want to spend Christmas with his family on the mid-atlantic ridge and she will insist on visiting Mum in liverpool.


141 posted on 12/30/2005 9:27:18 AM PST by NavVet (“Benedict Arnold was wounded in battle fighting for America, but no one remembers him for that.”)
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To: teenyelliott
Will they name their first born Gefilte?

ROTFLMAO!

142 posted on 12/30/2005 9:32:44 AM PST by Slings and Arrows (The Israelis slaughtered every man, woman and child in Gaza! (Well, some of us got better...))
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To: LdSentinal

So listen....she should have married a gefilte fish...Oy...


143 posted on 12/30/2005 9:49:53 AM PST by tflabo (Take authority that's ours)
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To: Regicide

Now way that dolphin gets on the lanes without multi-colored bowling shoes. No way.


144 posted on 12/30/2005 10:24:28 AM PST by Romish_Papist (Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.)
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To: Cvengr

You hit the question right on the (bottle)nose.


145 posted on 12/30/2005 10:29:06 AM PST by Romish_Papist (Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam.)
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To: Slings and Arrows

How on earth do you find these things?!


146 posted on 12/30/2005 10:34:06 AM PST by Alice au Wonderland (I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was going to blame you.)
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To: joesnuffy
The same way that prevert animal psychologist once in charge of a govt. program to train dolphins did...no doubt..

Details, or a link, please?

All I can think of is Rush Limbaugh's "finger of friendship"...

147 posted on 12/30/2005 10:44:08 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: billorites
Click Here, if you dare.

Just one question...

How on Earth did you LOCATE that photo?

148 posted on 12/30/2005 10:45:08 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: dfwgator
She's going to be real disappointed one day when the dolphin leaves a note saying, "So long, and thanks for all the fish."

(Imagine if they did consumate the marriage. The dolphin would follow up by nosing her personal regions like an entire kennel of cocker spaniels...)

Gives a whole new meaning to "There's one hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is"...

DON'T PANIC!

149 posted on 12/30/2005 10:47:40 AM PST by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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To: mbynack
First heard that one when it involved Carruthers and his horse.

Still very funny. LOL!!

150 posted on 12/30/2005 10:49:55 AM PST by Churchillspirit (Anaheim Angels - 2002 World Series Champions)
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To: joesnuffy
LOL!!
151 posted on 12/30/2005 10:52:50 AM PST by Churchillspirit (Anaheim Angels - 2002 World Series Champions)
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To: grey_whiskers
"How on Earth did you LOCATE that photo?"

With Google, you can find anything.

And I mean...Anything.

152 posted on 12/30/2005 10:55:57 AM PST by billorites (freepo ergo sum)
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To: NYer

I clicked on this thinking that an Israeli dolphin must have been some kinds of Navy position.


153 posted on 12/30/2005 10:57:05 AM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: NYer

>>>>"I made a dream come true, and I am not a pervert,"

Does this mean the marriage has been consumated???

I think I had enough of this story!!!!


154 posted on 12/30/2005 10:58:06 AM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Williams

>>>>and they do "molest" humans

Do I even WANT to know how or why you know this???


155 posted on 12/30/2005 11:02:53 AM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: joesnuffy

>>>> The same way that prevert animal psychologist once in charge
of a govt. program to train dolphins did...no doubt..

I missed this one, what was this? Or maybe it is better I missed it.


156 posted on 12/30/2005 11:04:30 AM PST by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Calpernia

because I read.


157 posted on 12/30/2005 11:07:38 AM PST by Williams
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To: rlmorel

Mike Adams is hysterical. and Right.


158 posted on 12/30/2005 11:16:51 AM PST by Jaded (The truth shall set you free, but lying to yourself turns you French.)
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To: NYer

Paging Sandra Day O'Connor


159 posted on 12/30/2005 11:33:01 AM PST by nickcarraway (I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
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To: dubyaismypresident

Arlen Specter said Dolphin Marriage is a "super duper precedent" Santorum will do what he is told. Didn't you read the majority decision in Flipper v. Kansas?


160 posted on 12/30/2005 11:37:58 AM PST by nickcarraway (I'm Only Alive, Because a Judge Hasn't Ruled I Should Die...)
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