Posted on 11/02/2005 11:39:23 AM PST by agenda_express
really very funny. ;)
Pinky & The Brain
Pardon me, but I think I need to leave the room to hurl ...
Pray for W and Our Freedom Fighters
"Oh come on, it's not gonna kill ya!"
I was thinking if I had a way to GIF. ,that's what I would
do! Good one Bass.
... But is there a body connected to each of those two mysterious pairs of hands?? Inquiring minds want to know ...
"You will be shanked in prison one day dear."
(apply to either character)
(Singing:) Eeeee-vil, evil is their name... (to the James Bond theme music...)
'THE ADDAMS FAMILY/ABC/1964-66 (The Thing) - Thing is an intelligent and very alive disembodied right hand who is the faithful servant of the eccentric millionaire Gomez Addams (John Astin) and his family on the bizarre sitcom THE ADDAMS FAMILY/ABC/1964-66. In a humorous take-off of the sci-fi movie The Crawling Hand (1963), the series scriptwriters introduced this one-handed creepy crawler whose household responsibilities included delivering the family mail, answering the telephone (from his gold, nail-studded box), lighting Gomez's cigars and sympathetically patting family members with his five fingers when they were depressed. Thing (Gomez's childhood companion) moved about the Addams' bizarre home via a labyrinth of tunnels which lead to the mail box, a hidden wall vault and to a myriad of small hinged-topped wooden boxes strategically placed about their bizarre gothic home. "Beware the Thing" was posted on the iron gate in front of the Addams house at 001 Cemetery Lane. Conversation with Thing was limited, to be sure, but when hand gestures were not enough, Thing tapped out his messages with Morse Code. When the Addams went for a drive in the car, Thing rode in the glove compartment. His sweetheart was Lady Finger, a female disembodied "handmaiden" who belonged to Princess Millicent (Elvia Allman) a distant cousin of the Addams who lived in England. Both Jack Vogelin and Ted Cassidy (who played Lurch, the Addams' towering, zombie butler) were given credit for playing the digital domestic pet. Assistant director Jack Vogelin was a "hand-in" when Ted Cassidy was to be in the same scene as Thing. According to an interview with Joel Eisner in Starlog magazine Ted Cassidy stated "I played the Thing. I always have. In fact, I did Thing in the reunion (HALLOWEEN WITH THE NEW ADDAMS FAMILY) but it was never publicized." Episode No. 23 "Thing is Missing" (3-5-65) found Gomez hiring a private investigator to search for Thing. In 1991, Thing reappeared in The Addams Family: The Movie starring Raul Julia and Anjelica Huston. In the motion picture version, Thing was free to roam around the house without the confinement of a box. Actor-magician Christopher Hart who played thing commented "I'm going to have the most famous hand in the business. Maybe it will lead to a watch or jewelry commercial or something." Speculating on Thing's marketability, he said "We'd only be able to sell it at the Pleasure Chest." (US Magazine 8/91 No. 160/161). The radio controlled robotic version of Thing used in the movie was designed by special effects man, Alan Munro. Thing has been merchandised in a number of ways including a model toy by Poynter Products; a commercial spokeshand in a series of 1970s commercials for Bell Telephone Yellow Pages advertising the slogan "Let your fingers do the walking," and playing a Sunsoft video game in a commercial for "Fester's Quest" during the Christmas of 1989. Thing first appeared in the 1954 book of cartoons by Charles Samuel Addams entitled "Homebodies," where Thing was seen changing records on a Victrola. In the fall of 1998 the revival series THE NEW ADDAMS FAMILY on the Fox Family channel continued the adventures of Thing and the Addams family. TRIVIA NOTE: In 1993, one of the original boxes used by Thing in the series was auctioned off at Sotherby's for $22,000. ' www.tvacres.com/ faceless_body.htm
Bingo! And what disgusting things does Hildebeast have "Thing" doing to her disgusting body in private?? Hmmmm???
"Here's another missing FBI file, dear."
B: "Honey, guess where Sandy had this file hidden. Go ahead. Guess, c'mon."
My thoughts exactly.
Anyone who sees this photo and recognizes any sign of love needs a new prescription.
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