Posted on 10/30/2005 8:29:40 PM PST by misterrob
DRUDGE REPORT READERS: HEADLINE FOR MAUREEN DOWD 'RED SHOE DIARIES' PHOTO Sun Oct 30 2005 13:39:21 ET
"Put it on Judy Miller's tab"...
"Just what I like to see, men behind bars"
"I've Carried a torch longer than the Statue of Liberty"
"Jerk"
"For TimesSelect's amazingly low price of $49.95 a year you also get..."
"Film archivist finds Mary Astor screen tests from The Maltese Falcon"
"I'm On Deadline"
"Stop me--I'm turning into my mother!"
"Meet The Press."
"Ya know, Joe, life just hasn't been the same for me since I lost Toto"
"Announcing Donatella Versace's New Line For Winter."
"All dressed up and no place to go"
"You can't always get what you want"
"I am waiting for Scooter"
"Hey sailor, new in town?"
"Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"
"If You Want To Keep The Beer Cold, Put It Next To My Heart."
"Coming to HBO This Spring: The Women Of The New York Times"
"Gimmie a long-necked Bud and a slice of quiche"
"That Hip Replacement Sure Makes It Hard To Sit Up On this Bar Stool"
"I am Ann Coulter's Sister, Really I Am!"
"Do you think I could get a job here too, Mr. Rather?"
"I'll show you my WMD if you show me yours, sweety"
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille"
"I'm sorry, lady, it's closing time. You're going to have to leave."
"Looking for Mr. Good Bar!"
"Where'd everybody go?"
"I want Susan Surandon to play me in the movie."
"A week in Paris will ease the bite of it."
"Lookin' for Rove in all the wrong places."
Same result.
The Coalsack Nebula
"...visible to the naked eye as a big dark patch in the Milky Way."
Nope. She presents herself there as a Tart.
AV
As my dear departed dad would say, she looks like a "hoor". Not my cup of tea - now or ever.
Pray for W and Our Troops
If we didn't know who she was and her picture turned up in a series of photos of a freep, there would be a dozen comments to the effect of "Conservatives have the hottest women!" and the like.
I'm no Mo Dowd fan by a long shot, but I think she looks pretty good in that picture.
"Waiting for a house to fall on me"
homo.
The Coalsack Nebula
"...visible to the naked eye as a big dark patch in the Milky Way."
"Fishnets = major turn off - screams 'skank'..."
Man, are some people here out of it. When we were kids, fishnets meant skank. They've been mainstreamed, dudes. On some occasions, many a "nice woman" may have reason to wear them. Every hosiery maker makes them. Get with the times, fuddy duddy.
"John, is there a 12 step program if you're addicted to "Granny Sex"? Cause now that you've mentioned it"
Are you asking for me or yourself?
I'm just saying, any guy who says he would look right past her or right trough her without so much as a second glance is...well, I said it: A liar or a homo. Actually, many a homo would admire--covet--her fishnets and stilettos, so maybe you're just liars. But the guys who really disagree with me are liar-homos. Or maybe liar-homos, I forget.
"Now she is even dressing the like a bimbo out of some sleazy crime magazine, fishnet stockings and all."
to all the Freepers whose cultural reference points haven't moved in 40-50 years...and tonight, that seems like just about everybody here. Those aren't fishnets! Just checked with my wife, who's an expert: A woman who shaves her legs. Those are "patterned hosiery," guys. What now--what now?! Liar homos.
Michael Douglas said the same thing...
I agree completely. If we didn't know who she was and her picture turned up in a series of photos of a freep, there would be a dozen comments to the effect of "Conservatives have the hottest women!" and the like. I'm no Mo Dowd fan by a long shot, but I think she looks pretty good in that picture."
What I said!
You are my new best friend.
Thank you for yielding to our basic Pavlovian responses.
So many have said: whore, not my type, never was, looks cheap, etc.
Yeah, right. I'm sorry, the libido doesn't parse things like that. The libido says: Zowie-McWowie!
Then the thought process steps in (in some cases, it can merely be remembering that your wife is right beside you, and lasering a 9mm hole into your temple), and we say: My goodness, Hon, look at how whorish that woman is! I am outraged, as I expect you are too, Darling of my life to whom I have always been and always will be, faithful.
I love you man!
But not in the homo way.
And you have the mind of an adolescent, not having control over your own hormones.
I don't care how good looking a woman is, if I find out she's a Leftist she turns instantly ugly, instantly dangerous. (Think of the ending of "Raiders". "It's beautiful")
Why would I want to waste my precious genes on something bottom shelf?
"And you have the mind of an adolescent, not having control over your own hormones."
Couple things.
This "mind of an adolescent" thing isn't really making it, because everyone on this thread but you realizes I'm basically kidding, and making light of this issue.
Control over hormones. Dude, by definition--that is, scientific and linguistic--NO ONE has "control" over his hormones. It simply cannot happen.
Okay, one more thing. You're a liar-homo.
Now grow up and stop taking yourself so seriously or I'll report you to the proctor.
And your liar-homo laugh maker got stale after the second time you used it.
Tranny Paul Krugman is out of the closet and painting the town red...
"Red shoes are for whores and children"--Carson Kressley, the fashion Fab 5 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy.
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