Posted on 10/30/2005 8:29:40 PM PST by misterrob
DRUDGE REPORT READERS: HEADLINE FOR MAUREEN DOWD 'RED SHOE DIARIES' PHOTO Sun Oct 30 2005 13:39:21 ET
"Put it on Judy Miller's tab"...
"Just what I like to see, men behind bars"
"I've Carried a torch longer than the Statue of Liberty"
"Jerk"
"For TimesSelect's amazingly low price of $49.95 a year you also get..."
"Film archivist finds Mary Astor screen tests from The Maltese Falcon"
"I'm On Deadline"
"Stop me--I'm turning into my mother!"
"Meet The Press."
"Ya know, Joe, life just hasn't been the same for me since I lost Toto"
"Announcing Donatella Versace's New Line For Winter."
"All dressed up and no place to go"
"You can't always get what you want"
"I am waiting for Scooter"
"Hey sailor, new in town?"
"Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"
"If You Want To Keep The Beer Cold, Put It Next To My Heart."
"Coming to HBO This Spring: The Women Of The New York Times"
"Gimmie a long-necked Bud and a slice of quiche"
"That Hip Replacement Sure Makes It Hard To Sit Up On this Bar Stool"
"I am Ann Coulter's Sister, Really I Am!"
"Do you think I could get a job here too, Mr. Rather?"
"I'll show you my WMD if you show me yours, sweety"
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille"
"I'm sorry, lady, it's closing time. You're going to have to leave."
"Looking for Mr. Good Bar!"
"Where'd everybody go?"
"I want Susan Surandon to play me in the movie."
"A week in Paris will ease the bite of it."
"Lookin' for Rove in all the wrong places."
How easy we forget the rules.
Yeah right...
I would look at her for a moment or two and be completely put off by her demeanor. She's cold, unfriendly and she radiates hostility. I would think that she is a 40 plus woman and single for good reason.
And feel no attraction towards her at all.
Call me... Madame Butterfly.
LOL!
I'll take Jilted for $200 Alec.
That would be..."What a Catherine Zeta Jones casualty looks like"?
"Kettle meet Pot"
As Safire screamed internally... "Why couldn't it have been her?"
Species 6
Shoes you must have touring the seventh circle
Just when Judith thought it could get no worse... she walked into the bar...
Depression Personified
Remember, we're going on looks alone, right?
John, is there a 12 step program if you're addicted to "Granny Sex"? Cause now that you've mentioned it...
Well some folks say she must be a Cadillac
But I say she got to be a T-model Ford
Yes she got the shape all right, but she can't carry no heavy load.
I searched Maureen Dowd and got nothing....
ROFL
LOL I'll take her own Dowd any day.
'The Efficacy
of Maxipads'
'Waiting For The
Other House To Drop'
I always knew she was a media wh*re. Now she is even dressing the like a bimbo out of some sleazy crime magazine, fishnet stockings and all. She probably thinks she is a high priced "journalist"; but, from the picture she just looks like a bitter, aging hooker. She'll be a media wh*re till the day she dies.
Just call her Moo Doo, the human cowpie vacuum.
This may interest you. Something OZ about this.
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