Posted on 10/30/2005 8:29:40 PM PST by misterrob
DRUDGE REPORT READERS: HEADLINE FOR MAUREEN DOWD 'RED SHOE DIARIES' PHOTO Sun Oct 30 2005 13:39:21 ET
"Put it on Judy Miller's tab"...
"Just what I like to see, men behind bars"
"I've Carried a torch longer than the Statue of Liberty"
"Jerk"
"For TimesSelect's amazingly low price of $49.95 a year you also get..."
"Film archivist finds Mary Astor screen tests from The Maltese Falcon"
"I'm On Deadline"
"Stop me--I'm turning into my mother!"
"Meet The Press."
"Ya know, Joe, life just hasn't been the same for me since I lost Toto"
"Announcing Donatella Versace's New Line For Winter."
"All dressed up and no place to go"
"You can't always get what you want"
"I am waiting for Scooter"
"Hey sailor, new in town?"
"Who needs men when there's anatomically correct bar stools?"
"If You Want To Keep The Beer Cold, Put It Next To My Heart."
"Coming to HBO This Spring: The Women Of The New York Times"
"Gimmie a long-necked Bud and a slice of quiche"
"That Hip Replacement Sure Makes It Hard To Sit Up On this Bar Stool"
"I am Ann Coulter's Sister, Really I Am!"
"Do you think I could get a job here too, Mr. Rather?"
"I'll show you my WMD if you show me yours, sweety"
"I'm ready for my closeup, Mr. DeMille"
"I'm sorry, lady, it's closing time. You're going to have to leave."
"Looking for Mr. Good Bar!"
"Where'd everybody go?"
"I want Susan Surandon to play me in the movie."
"A week in Paris will ease the bite of it."
"Lookin' for Rove in all the wrong places."
The bartender doesn't look happy. I would say it's "Leave, lady!"
bttt
Sunday Night + Drudge = Terrorists possibly bombing Pearl Harbor.
Yup.
OR
I'm not a spinster, I'm not a spinster, I'm not, I'm really not...."
Bartender:..
Of all the gin joints in all the world, SHE had to walk into mine!
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"Slepping My Way The The Bottom, The Maureen Dowd Story"
"Michael Douglas Was Intimidated By Mine Being Bigger"
"Tokyo Rose In A Bottle"
"Never Wear Leopard Print If You've Got a Big Ass"
"I Don't have To Turn Over This Stool To Meet Four Gay Guys, All I Have To Do Is Date Four Straight Guys"
I searched it and came up with nothing under Hoe Dowd's name.
"Zalman King is barfing for distance."
The Old Grey Lady, Tis A Pity She's A Whore
Those are great lines, and I'm too tired to be clever, so I'll concede this to you.
But I'd like to ask you--and anyone else reading this--this simple question: If you walked into a bar, and saw this babe with the red stillettos, the long legs, the languid pose, the red hair and the red lipstick...you would look twice, and the second time would be a damned long lookover.
Be honest. Be men. And remember the parameters: A Freeper walks into a bar....
And he doesn't know who she is.
And doesn't know her politics.
And doesn't know her relentless shrill bitchiness, on just about any subject that passes across her computer screen.
Yield to your red-bloodedness, Freeper men, this is one fine cookie.
Remember, we're going on looks alone, right?
Anyone here is of course free to disagree completely, but please understand that, if you do, you're either a liar or a homo.
ding, ding, ding...we have a winner!
Hillary isn't completely grey yet.
Hello Joe, you wanna go boom boom!!
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