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To: misterrob

Those are great lines, and I'm too tired to be clever, so I'll concede this to you.

But I'd like to ask you--and anyone else reading this--this simple question: If you walked into a bar, and saw this babe with the red stillettos, the long legs, the languid pose, the red hair and the red lipstick...you would look twice, and the second time would be a damned long lookover.

Be honest. Be men. And remember the parameters: A Freeper walks into a bar....

And he doesn't know who she is.
And doesn't know her politics.
And doesn't know her relentless shrill bitchiness, on just about any subject that passes across her computer screen.

Yield to your red-bloodedness, Freeper men, this is one fine cookie.

Remember, we're going on looks alone, right?

Anyone here is of course free to disagree completely, but please understand that, if you do, you're either a liar or a homo.


16 posted on 10/30/2005 8:38:57 PM PST by John Robertson ( Safe Travel)
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To: John Robertson

Yeah right...

I would look at her for a moment or two and be completely put off by her demeanor. She's cold, unfriendly and she radiates hostility. I would think that she is a 40 plus woman and single for good reason.

And feel no attraction towards her at all.


23 posted on 10/30/2005 8:41:37 PM PST by misterrob
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To: John Robertson
>>>Anyone here is of course free to disagree completely, but please understand that, if you do, you're either a liar or a homo.

I disagree, and I'm neither of the two you cite.

Fishnets = major turn off - screams 'skank'...
27 posted on 10/30/2005 8:42:36 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (Liberals - Stuck on Stupid.)
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To: John Robertson
Yield to your red-bloodedness, Freeper men, this is one fine cookie.

Remember, we're going on looks alone, right?

John, is there a 12 step program if you're addicted to "Granny Sex"? Cause now that you've mentioned it...

29 posted on 10/30/2005 8:43:24 PM PST by Doctor Raoul (Frog march Bogus Joe Wilson to the bank and make him pay reparations to the US taxpayers...)
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To: John Robertson
"Cookie"?

Nope. She presents herself there as a Tart.

AV

43 posted on 10/30/2005 8:55:48 PM PST by Atomic Vomit (www.aroostookbeauty.com)
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To: John Robertson

As my dear departed dad would say, she looks like a "hoor". Not my cup of tea - now or ever.


44 posted on 10/30/2005 8:57:58 PM PST by KamperKen
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To: John Robertson
I agree completely.

If we didn't know who she was and her picture turned up in a series of photos of a freep, there would be a dozen comments to the effect of "Conservatives have the hottest women!" and the like.

I'm no Mo Dowd fan by a long shot, but I think she looks pretty good in that picture.

46 posted on 10/30/2005 8:59:07 PM PST by Denver Ditdat (Bitter, seething hatred: The religion of Blue State America.)
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To: John Robertson
Anyone here is of course free to disagree completely, but please understand that, if you do, you're either a liar or a homo.

And you have the mind of an adolescent, not having control over your own hormones.

I don't care how good looking a woman is, if I find out she's a Leftist she turns instantly ugly, instantly dangerous. (Think of the ending of "Raiders". "It's beautiful")

Why would I want to waste my precious genes on something bottom shelf?

55 posted on 10/30/2005 9:15:43 PM PST by JoJo Gunn (Help control the Leftist population. Have them spayed or neutered. ©)
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To: John Robertson
"If you walked into a bar, and saw this babe with the red stillettos, the long legs, the languid pose, the red hair and the red lipstick...you would look twice, and the second time would be a damned long lookover."

Not after I see that set in her lower jaw.

That has icy coldness and bitchiness written all over it.

61 posted on 10/30/2005 9:28:37 PM PST by nightdriver
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To: John Robertson

I agree. For 55 or whatever she is, she looks pretty good. There aren't a lot of 55-year-old women who look that good. As for the remarks some are making about the wide load: nobody ever says that about Laura Bush, who is also pleasantly curvy. Let's be fair: Maureen is silly and nasty but she looks good for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm her age.


63 posted on 10/30/2005 9:31:16 PM PST by Capriole (I don't have any problems that can't be solved by more chocolate or more ammunition.)
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To: John Robertson

John, I'm going to have to break your white cane and shoot your dog.


73 posted on 10/30/2005 10:21:25 PM PST by Richard Kimball
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To: John Robertson
Yield to your red-bloodedness, Freeper men, this is one fine cookie.

That's not the face of a fine cookie.
That's the face of a nasty bitch.

76 posted on 10/30/2005 10:42:25 PM PST by Petronski (Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
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To: John Robertson

All you'd have to hear is that whining drawl of the 'Seven Sisters' schools to know that she'd be a pain in the a$$.


84 posted on 10/31/2005 8:06:52 AM PST by wildbill
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To: John Robertson

Be honest. Be men.

Maureen is hot.

I really don't care what she does for a living or where she works.

I don't care who she votes for or why.

She looks great.


88 posted on 10/31/2005 10:11:29 AM PST by WhiteGuy (Vote for gridlock)
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To: John Robertson
Upon a cursory first glance, I would agree with your observation, as Ms. Dowd cuts a striking figure. However, a few seconds of closer inspection reveals on that woman's face what you would otherwise know only from her prose: she is as cold as liquid nitrogen, and disconsolate by any means known to man. Her laughter is mockery, her glee is scorn, and her wordplay a tapestry of repressed anger. I have known numerous women like this - mainly from having being a single man in New York and Boston. The bartender's glare is an admonition: "Stay away, pal, if you know what's good for you."
89 posted on 10/31/2005 10:42:17 AM PST by andy58-in-nh
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