Those are great lines, and I'm too tired to be clever, so I'll concede this to you.
But I'd like to ask you--and anyone else reading this--this simple question: If you walked into a bar, and saw this babe with the red stillettos, the long legs, the languid pose, the red hair and the red lipstick...you would look twice, and the second time would be a damned long lookover.
Be honest. Be men. And remember the parameters: A Freeper walks into a bar....
And he doesn't know who she is.
And doesn't know her politics.
And doesn't know her relentless shrill bitchiness, on just about any subject that passes across her computer screen.
Yield to your red-bloodedness, Freeper men, this is one fine cookie.
Remember, we're going on looks alone, right?
Anyone here is of course free to disagree completely, but please understand that, if you do, you're either a liar or a homo.
Yeah right...
I would look at her for a moment or two and be completely put off by her demeanor. She's cold, unfriendly and she radiates hostility. I would think that she is a 40 plus woman and single for good reason.
And feel no attraction towards her at all.
Remember, we're going on looks alone, right?
John, is there a 12 step program if you're addicted to "Granny Sex"? Cause now that you've mentioned it...
Nope. She presents herself there as a Tart.
AV
As my dear departed dad would say, she looks like a "hoor". Not my cup of tea - now or ever.
If we didn't know who she was and her picture turned up in a series of photos of a freep, there would be a dozen comments to the effect of "Conservatives have the hottest women!" and the like.
I'm no Mo Dowd fan by a long shot, but I think she looks pretty good in that picture.
And you have the mind of an adolescent, not having control over your own hormones.
I don't care how good looking a woman is, if I find out she's a Leftist she turns instantly ugly, instantly dangerous. (Think of the ending of "Raiders". "It's beautiful")
Why would I want to waste my precious genes on something bottom shelf?
Not after I see that set in her lower jaw.
That has icy coldness and bitchiness written all over it.
I agree. For 55 or whatever she is, she looks pretty good. There aren't a lot of 55-year-old women who look that good. As for the remarks some are making about the wide load: nobody ever says that about Laura Bush, who is also pleasantly curvy. Let's be fair: Maureen is silly and nasty but she looks good for her age. I hope I look that good when I'm her age.
John, I'm going to have to break your white cane and shoot your dog.
That's not the face of a fine cookie.
That's the face of a nasty bitch.
All you'd have to hear is that whining drawl of the 'Seven Sisters' schools to know that she'd be a pain in the a$$.
Be honest. Be men.
Maureen is hot.
I really don't care what she does for a living or where she works.
I don't care who she votes for or why.
She looks great.