John, I'm going to have to break your white cane and shoot your dog.
The problem is, you'd have to listen
to her, before you could **** her...
And with Mauteen Shroud, the more she
talks, the more any self respecting man
is going to get an irresistable urge to
RUN FOR THE HILLS!...pulling thei pants
legs up as they do...Not usually a good
portent for a lasting relatipnship/.
And wasn't that her complaint? Not that
she couldn't get laid...(Hell, she opened
'em up for Pervert Maher!)...But that she
can't find one that wants to stick around
once they get to know *her*?