anyone else want in on this?
1 posted on
10/30/2005 8:29:41 PM PST by
misterrob
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To: misterrob
The bartender doesn't look happy. I would say it's "Leave, lady!"
2 posted on
10/30/2005 8:31:32 PM PST by
scott7278
(Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
To: misterrob
To: misterrob
"The men I'm attracted to keep getting older and the women they're attracted to keep getting younger."
OR
I'm not a spinster, I'm not a spinster, I'm not, I'm really not...."
7 posted on
10/30/2005 8:34:30 PM PST by
USNBandit
(sarcasm engaged at all times)
To: misterrob
Bartender:..
Of all the gin joints in all the world, SHE had to walk into mine!
8 posted on
10/30/2005 8:34:47 PM PST by
Ruy Dias de Bivar
(When someone burns a cross on your lawn, the best firehose is an AK-47.)
To: misterrob
Five bucks, short time.
Twenty bucks, long time.
9 posted on
10/30/2005 8:35:39 PM PST by
Jeff Gordon
(Lt. Gen. Russel Honore to MSM: "You are stuck on stupid. Over.")
To: misterrob
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That looks like a wide load on that caboose... |
10 posted on
10/30/2005 8:36:44 PM PST by
Fintan
(If this tagline lasts longer than 4 hours, please consult a physician.)
To: misterrob
"The Chicken Leg Diaries" "Slepping My Way The The Bottom, The Maureen Dowd Story"
"Michael Douglas Was Intimidated By Mine Being Bigger"
"Tokyo Rose In A Bottle"
"Never Wear Leopard Print If You've Got a Big Ass"
"I Don't have To Turn Over This Stool To Meet Four Gay Guys, All I Have To Do Is Date Four Straight Guys"
11 posted on
10/30/2005 8:36:48 PM PST by
Doctor Raoul
(Frog march Bogus Joe Wilson to the bank and make him pay reparations to the US taxpayers...)
To: misterrob
Mo Bitter Blues
12 posted on
10/30/2005 8:36:58 PM PST by
Petronski
(Cyborg is the greatest blessing I have ever known.)
To: misterrob
"Zalman King is barfing for distance."
14 posted on
10/30/2005 8:37:22 PM PST by
Colonel_Flagg
(Inertia. It's not just for breakfast any more.)
To: misterrob
The Old Grey Lady, Tis A Pity She's A Whore
15 posted on
10/30/2005 8:38:18 PM PST by
weegee
(To understand the left is to rationalize how abortion can be a birthright.)
To: misterrob
Those are great lines, and I'm too tired to be clever, so I'll concede this to you.
But I'd like to ask you--and anyone else reading this--this simple question: If you walked into a bar, and saw this babe with the red stillettos, the long legs, the languid pose, the red hair and the red lipstick...you would look twice, and the second time would be a damned long lookover.
Be honest. Be men. And remember the parameters: A Freeper walks into a bar....
And he doesn't know who she is.
And doesn't know her politics.
And doesn't know her relentless shrill bitchiness, on just about any subject that passes across her computer screen.
Yield to your red-bloodedness, Freeper men, this is one fine cookie.
Remember, we're going on looks alone, right?
Anyone here is of course free to disagree completely, but please understand that, if you do, you're either a liar or a homo.
To: misterrob
Hello Joe, you wanna go boom boom!!
20 posted on
10/30/2005 8:40:25 PM PST by
Atchafalaya
(When you're there, that's the best!!)
To: misterrob
Call me... Madame Butterfly.
24 posted on
10/30/2005 8:42:11 PM PST by
cgk
(Delay/Weldon '08: That's the ticket! // QUAGMIERS: Punditry's present, predictable predicament.)
To: misterrob
To: misterrob
I wonder how many copies of this thread have silently made it into the Inbox on her desk already?
37 posted on
10/30/2005 8:47:09 PM PST by
Doctor Raoul
(Frog march Bogus Joe Wilson to the bank and make him pay reparations to the US taxpayers...)
To: misterrob
I always knew she was a media wh*re. Now she is even dressing the like a bimbo out of some sleazy crime magazine, fishnet stockings and all. She probably thinks she is a high priced "journalist"; but, from the picture she just looks like a bitter, aging hooker. She'll be a media wh*re till the day she dies.
38 posted on
10/30/2005 8:47:52 PM PST by
jamaly
(I evacuate early and often!)
To: bitt
This may interest you. Something OZ about this.
40 posted on
10/30/2005 8:55:11 PM PST by
quantim
(Just be glad Detroit is not in a hurricane zone.)
To: misterrob
The Coalsack Nebula
"...visible to the naked eye as a big dark patch in the Milky Way."
42 posted on
10/30/2005 8:55:41 PM PST by
dr_lew
To: misterrob
An aging Presstitute!
Pray for W and Our Troops
45 posted on
10/30/2005 8:58:36 PM PST by
bray
(Iraq, freed from Saddamn now Pray for Freedom from Mohammad)
To: misterrob
"Waiting for a house to fall on me"
47 posted on
10/30/2005 8:59:23 PM PST by
Lockbar
(March toward the sound of the guns.)
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