FReeper Canteen ~ Military Short Speak ~ Oct. 31, 2005

Casper the Friendly Ghost

[radu]

One should not even think about calories when consuming chok-lit. It's all about enjoying the sensation of the moment and nothing else. LOL!

[StarCMC]

Maybe we'll have to take a Field Trip there on a Short Speak thread!! :o)

[radu]

Howdy feather. It's hard to keep this lil "vampire" down on Halloween. LOL!

[al baby]

yup are you stuned

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hey there, Jack.....looking mighty good there.

[TASMANIANRED]

What is your opinion is scariest movie moment ever?

[TASMANIANRED]

I have been stuned on many occasions and usually enjoy getting there.

[luvie]

...well, you're right about that, of course!

[radu]

hehehehe.....I figured there'd be plenty of candy-lovers so thought it best to bring plenty along.

[Lady Jag]

It's slimming.

[radu]

Dang, that's a hard question! I've seen so many horror flicks that had moments that had me jumping outta my seat. LOL!

I'll have to think on that a bit and get back to you on it.

[radu]

LOL! You can always worry about burning off the candy-consumption at a later time.

[Lady Jag]

But you just did!

 

A White Lie Church Cake!


Have you ever told a white lie? You are going to love this -- especially all the ladies who bake for church events.


Alice was to bake a cake for the churchwomen’s group bake sale, but she forgot to do it until the last minute.

She baked an angel food cake and when she took it from the oven, the center had dropped flat.

She said, "Oh dear, there's no time to bake another cake."

So, she looked around the house for something to build up the center of the cake.

Alice found it in the bathroom ... a roll of toilet paper.

She plunked it in and covered it with icing.

The finished product looked beautiful, so she rushed it to the church.

Before she left the house, Alice had given her daughter some money and specific instructions to be at the bake sale the minute it opened, and to buy that cake and bring it home.

When the daughter arrived at the sale, the attractive cake had already been sold.


Alice was beside herself.

The next day, Alice was invited to a friend's home where two tables of bridge were to be played that afternoon.

After the game, a fancy lunch was served, and to top it off, the cake in question was presented for dessert.

Alice saw the cake, she started to get out of her chair to rush into the kitchen to tell her hostess all about it, but before she could get to her feet, one of the other ladies said, "What a beautiful cake!"


Alice sat back in her chair when she heard the hostess (who was a prominent church member) say .

"Thank you, I baked it myself."

 

 

 

[Jack Deth]

Wow!

My introduction of Edward Woodward to The Wicker Man in "The Wicker Man".

Or the final fight and shoot out between William Peterson and Tom Noonan's Francis Dollarhyde ("The Tooth Fairy")in "Manhunter".

Any psychotic Monster that can take one hit from a .38 and six .357 Glaser Safety Slugs before diing is a very serious Monster.

Jack.

[luvie]

LOL!!!!

[SandRat]

Psa 91:4 He shall cover thee with his feathers, and under his wings shalt thou trust: his truth [shall be thy] shield and buckler.

[StarCMC]

ROFL!!! I love it!!

[Lady Jag]

Where is the lightbulb.

Nobody changed a lightbulb. This is a Halloween joke!

[Jack Deth]

It's slimming.

Yes it is, Lady Jag.

Blue and Gold... "X-Men" colors!

Nice boots, too.

Jack.

[Lady Jag]