Failed to mention that she may have weighed 300 pounds.........
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To: Red Badger
The woman:
2 posted on
10/28/2005 7:05:07 AM PDT by
RockinRight
(It’s likely for a Conservative to be a Republican, but not always the other way around)
To: Red Badger
It's just not as much fun when the bath tub comes down too,
3 posted on
10/28/2005 7:05:10 AM PDT by
gondramB
To: Red Badger
They seemed as shocked as I was Gee, ya think?
4 posted on
10/28/2005 7:05:16 AM PDT by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: Red Badger
Some days are better than others.
6 posted on
10/28/2005 7:05:43 AM PDT by
A-10
(Warthog. Go ugly early!)
To: Red Badger
But then again, she could have looked like Anna Kournakova (or that hot Ukrainian chick who used to work with me). I think it's incumbent on you to check this out and provide photographic documentation. Get crackin' RedBadger.
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)
8 posted on
10/28/2005 7:06:04 AM PDT by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Red Badger
Naked girls falling through the ceiling.
Now why does that never happen to me?
9 posted on
10/28/2005 7:06:10 AM PDT by
grobdriver
(Let the embeds check the bodies!)
To: Red Badger
Building codes?
Building codes?
I don't got to show you no stinkin' building codes!
10 posted on
10/28/2005 7:06:26 AM PDT by
starfish923
( Socrates: It is never right to do wrong.)
To: Red Badger
I thought all dogs went to heaven?
To: Red Badger
14 posted on
10/28/2005 7:07:21 AM PDT by
SittinYonder
(Flea, feather, bird, egg, nest, twig, branch, limb, tree, and the bog down in the valley - o.)
To: Red Badger
She said: "I had just dozed off and then I heard this huge crash and realised what had happened. The bathroom floor just collapsed under the bath and I came crashing through the ceiling of the people below me. ... A likely story ...
17 posted on
10/28/2005 7:09:01 AM PDT by
Fido969
("And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" (John 8:32).)
To: Red Badger
I thought this kind of thing only happened on CSI Miami.
19 posted on
10/28/2005 7:10:54 AM PDT by
cgk
(Delay/Weldon '08: That's the ticket! // QUAGMIERS: Punidtry's present, predictable predicament.)
To: Red Badger
Was Hillary in there with her?
To: Red Badger
Back when I lived in a ghetto the tub upstairs fell into out bathroom. Fortunately the 300 pound woman wasn’t in it – it was full of very dirty water. The water often overflowed onto the floor and remained there soaking in. She had not notified the management of her drainage problem. She just kept bathing in the same water for a long time. We did wonder about her aroma before the incident.
21 posted on
10/28/2005 7:11:22 AM PDT by
R. Scott
(Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
To: Red Badger
SUPRISE!!!
22 posted on
10/28/2005 7:11:35 AM PDT by
Dallas59
(“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
To: Red Badger
"She dropped through the celing, Hillary. That is the truth or my name isn't William Jefferson Clinton."
24 posted on
10/28/2005 7:11:55 AM PDT by
nonliberal
(Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
To: Red Badger
That IS the way things got built under the CCCP.
To: Red Badger
Why does this remind me of the scene in Animal House where the woman in the bunny suit flies through some kid's window while he's ogling a Playboy and lands on his bed.
"Thank You, God!"
29 posted on
10/28/2005 7:16:39 AM PDT by
reagan_fanatic
(Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
To: pissant
Read this and thought of you.
31 posted on
10/28/2005 7:22:20 AM PDT by
Dashing Dasher
(www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
To: Red Badger
Don't you just hate it when people drop in like that?
To: Red Badger
Why do good things never happen to me?
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