Posted on 10/28/2005 7:03:39 AM PDT by Red Badger
A Russian couple had a narrow escape when their naked neighbour dropped in - through the ceiling.
Rozalia Valiakhmetova had been relaxing in the bath when the floor gave way, dropping her and the bath tub into the flat below.
She said: "I had just dozed off and then I heard this huge crash and realised what had happened. The bathroom floor just collapsed under the bath and I came crashing through the ceiling of the people below me.
"They seemed as shocked as I was when they saw me lying there naked in the bath in the middle of their living room."
She was treated at a local hospital for injuries to her leg but otherwise was unhurt.
Local council engineers said the floors in the old apartment block in Solnechnaya in the Surgut district of Russia where Valiakhmetova lived were supported by wood which had rotted over the years.
Back when I lived in a ghetto the tub upstairs fell into out bathroom. Fortunately the 300 pound woman wasnt in it it was full of very dirty water. The water often overflowed onto the floor and remained there soaking in. She had not notified the management of her drainage problem. She just kept bathing in the same water for a long time. We did wonder about her aroma before the incident.
That never happens to me...
"She dropped through the celing, Hillary. That is the truth or my name isn't William Jefferson Clinton."
EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its cheaper that way.
That IS the way things got built under the CCCP.
>>>Okay - THIS must be the Friday silly thread.
NO! I won't share! I want mine to be the Silly Thread!
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1510878/posts
::ok, more the merrier::
More Friday silliness!
Read this and thought of you.
How come naked women never fall into my apartment?
Don't you just hate it when people drop in like that?
Why do good things never happen to me?
Sometimes the juxtaposition of thread titles is just too good to be true:
Naked woman drops through ceiling
And directly underneath?
Senator Clinton Urges President To Select Next Supreme Court Nominee By Consensus
LOL!!!!!!! I hadn't noticed!!........
What was that movie, that had the scene of a pretty girl crashing into a teenager's bedroom, at which the teenager shouts "Thank you, God!"...
I am not sure, but
I think the rules are we must
have an Anna pic . .
A fat person in a bathtub full of water all weighs less than does the combination of a skinny person in a bathtub full of water.
Reminds me of the Axe shower gel commercial found here:
http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=12217&type=coolad&startrow=141
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