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Naked woman drops through ceiling
Ananova ^ | 10/28/2005 | Staff

Posted on 10/28/2005 7:03:39 AM PDT by Red Badger

A Russian couple had a narrow escape when their naked neighbour dropped in - through the ceiling.

Rozalia Valiakhmetova had been relaxing in the bath when the floor gave way, dropping her and the bath tub into the flat below.

She said: "I had just dozed off and then I heard this huge crash and realised what had happened. The bathroom floor just collapsed under the bath and I came crashing through the ceiling of the people below me.

"They seemed as shocked as I was when they saw me lying there naked in the bath in the middle of their living room."

She was treated at a local hospital for injuries to her leg but otherwise was unhurt.

Local council engineers said the floors in the old apartment block in Solnechnaya in the Surgut district of Russia where Valiakhmetova lived were supported by wood which had rotted over the years.


TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Russia; Unclassified; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: bath; mannafromheaven; naked; woman
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To: Red Badger

Back when I lived in a ghetto the tub upstairs fell into out bathroom. Fortunately the 300 pound woman wasn’t in it – it was full of very dirty water. The water often overflowed onto the floor and remained there soaking in. She had not notified the management of her drainage problem. She just kept bathing in the same water for a long time. We did wonder about her aroma before the incident.


21 posted on 10/28/2005 7:11:22 AM PDT by R. Scott (Humanity i love you because when you're hard up you pawn your Intelligence to buy a drink.)
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To: Red Badger
SUPRISE!!!
22 posted on 10/28/2005 7:11:35 AM PDT by Dallas59 (“You love life, while we love death.” - Al-Qaeda / Democratic Party)
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To: VRWCmember

That never happens to me...


23 posted on 10/28/2005 7:11:39 AM PDT by RockinRight (It’s likely for a Conservative to be a Republican, but not always the other way around)
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To: Red Badger

"She dropped through the celing, Hillary. That is the truth or my name isn't William Jefferson Clinton."


24 posted on 10/28/2005 7:11:55 AM PDT by nonliberal (Graduate: Curtis E. LeMay School of International Relations)
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To: R. Scott

EEEEWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


25 posted on 10/28/2005 7:12:18 AM PDT by Red Badger (I've eaten so much crow in my life that I'm immune to bird flu.........)
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To: R. Scott

Its cheaper that way.


26 posted on 10/28/2005 7:14:03 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks (Janice Rogers Brown is the only High Court nominee that is acceptable to me, period.)
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To: Red Badger

That IS the way things got built under the CCCP.


27 posted on 10/28/2005 7:14:39 AM PDT by anthraciterabbit
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To: mlc9852

>>>Okay - THIS must be the Friday silly thread.

NO! I won't share! I want mine to be the Silly Thread!

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1510878/posts


::ok, more the merrier::


28 posted on 10/28/2005 7:14:41 AM PDT by Calpernia (Breederville.com)
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To: Red Badger
Why does this remind me of the scene in Animal House where the woman in the bunny suit flies through some kid's window while he's ogling a Playboy and lands on his bed.

"Thank You, God!"
29 posted on 10/28/2005 7:16:39 AM PDT by reagan_fanatic (Darwinism is a belief in the meaninglessness of existence - R. Kirk)
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To: Junior

More Friday silliness!


30 posted on 10/28/2005 7:21:31 AM PDT by cjshapi
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To: pissant

Read this and thought of you.


31 posted on 10/28/2005 7:22:20 AM PDT by Dashing Dasher (www.cafepress.com/rwos == for your Republican Women of Substance Gear)
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To: cjshapi

How come naked women never fall into my apartment?


32 posted on 10/28/2005 7:22:29 AM PDT by Pop Fly
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To: Red Badger

Don't you just hate it when people drop in like that?


33 posted on 10/28/2005 7:23:08 AM PDT by Trust but Verify (( ))
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To: Red Badger

Why do good things never happen to me?


34 posted on 10/28/2005 7:37:10 AM PDT by linkinpunk
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To: Red Badger
ROTFL.

Sometimes the juxtaposition of thread titles is just too good to be true:

Naked woman drops through ceiling

And directly underneath?

Senator Clinton Urges President To Select Next Supreme Court Nominee By Consensus

35 posted on 10/28/2005 7:38:07 AM PDT by George Smiley (This tagline deliberately targeted journalists.)
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To: George Smiley

LOL!!!!!!! I hadn't noticed!!........


36 posted on 10/28/2005 7:40:39 AM PDT by Red Badger (I've eaten so much crow in my life that I'm immune to bird flu.........)
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To: YouPosting2Me

What was that movie, that had the scene of a pretty girl crashing into a teenager's bedroom, at which the teenager shouts "Thank you, God!"...


37 posted on 10/28/2005 7:42:48 AM PDT by COBOL2Java (Many Democrats are not weak Americans. But nearly all weak Americans are Democrats.)
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To: Red Badger
"naked" "woman" "Russian"




I am not sure, but
I think the rules are we must
have an Anna pic . .

38 posted on 10/28/2005 7:44:35 AM PDT by theFIRMbss
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To: Red Badger
"Failed to mention that she may have weighed 300 pounds"

A fat person in a bathtub full of water all weighs less than does the combination of a skinny person in a bathtub full of water.

39 posted on 10/28/2005 7:44:43 AM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Red Badger

Reminds me of the Axe shower gel commercial found here:
http://www.visit4info.com/details.cfm?adid=12217&type=coolad&startrow=141


40 posted on 10/28/2005 7:45:44 AM PDT by Redbob
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