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Naked woman drops through ceiling
Ananova ^
| 10/28/2005
| Staff
Posted on 10/28/2005 7:03:39 AM PDT by Red Badger
A Russian couple had a narrow escape when their naked neighbour dropped in - through the ceiling.
Rozalia Valiakhmetova had been relaxing in the bath when the floor gave way, dropping her and the bath tub into the flat below.
She said: "I had just dozed off and then I heard this huge crash and realised what had happened. The bathroom floor just collapsed under the bath and I came crashing through the ceiling of the people below me.
"They seemed as shocked as I was when they saw me lying there naked in the bath in the middle of their living room."
She was treated at a local hospital for injuries to her leg but otherwise was unhurt.
Local council engineers said the floors in the old apartment block in Solnechnaya in the Surgut district of Russia where Valiakhmetova lived were supported by wood which had rotted over the years.
TOPICS: Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; Russia; Unclassified; United Kingdom
KEYWORDS: bath; mannafromheaven; naked; woman
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Failed to mention that she may have weighed 300 pounds.........
To: Red Badger
The woman:
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:05:07 AM PDT
by
RockinRight
(It’s likely for a Conservative to be a Republican, but not always the other way around)
To: Red Badger
It's just not as much fun when the bath tub comes down too,
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:05:10 AM PDT
by
gondramB
To: Red Badger
They seemed as shocked as I was Gee, ya think?
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:05:16 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: RockinRight
Okay - THIS must be the Friday silly thread.
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:05:37 AM PDT
by
mlc9852
To: Red Badger
Some days are better than others.
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:05:43 AM PDT
by
A-10
(Warthog. Go ugly early!)
To: RockinRight
To: Red Badger
But then again, she could have looked like Anna Kournakova (or that hot Ukrainian chick who used to work with me). I think it's incumbent on you to check this out and provide photographic documentation. Get crackin' RedBadger.
Owl_Eagle
(If what I just wrote makes you sad or angry,
it was probably sarcasm)
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:06:04 AM PDT
by
End Times Sentinel
(In Memory of my Dear Friend Henry Lee II)
To: Red Badger
Naked girls falling through the ceiling.
Now why does that never happen to me?
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:06:10 AM PDT
by
grobdriver
(Let the embeds check the bodies!)
To: Red Badger
Building codes?
Building codes?
I don't got to show you no stinkin' building codes!
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:06:26 AM PDT
by
starfish923
( Socrates: It is never right to do wrong.)
To: Red Badger
I thought all dogs went to heaven?
To: RockinRight
Now, that would scare you into a early grave.
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:07:14 AM PDT
by
Piquaboy
(22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
To: grobdriver
Because you live on the top floor.
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:07:20 AM PDT
by
palmer
(Money problems do not come from a lack of money, but from living an excessive, unrealistic lifestyle)
To: Red Badger
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:07:21 AM PDT
by
SittinYonder
(Flea, feather, bird, egg, nest, twig, branch, limb, tree, and the bog down in the valley - o.)
To: grobdriver
It's raining naked women in here!
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:07:32 AM PDT
by
VRWCmember
(hard-core, politically angry, hyperconservative, and loaded with vitriol about everything liberal.)
To: RockinRight
I knew that was comin'............
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:08:21 AM PDT
by
Red Badger
(I've eaten so much crow in my life that I'm immune to bird flu.........)
To: Red Badger
She said: "I had just dozed off and then I heard this huge crash and realised what had happened. The bathroom floor just collapsed under the bath and I came crashing through the ceiling of the people below me. ... A likely story ...
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:09:01 AM PDT
by
Fido969
("And ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you free" (John 8:32).)
To: starfish923
In the next episode we will learn she has been waiting 3 years for a plumber to show up to fix the leak in the bathroom...
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:09:47 AM PDT
by
tubebender
(Chris Matthews suffers from "IRRATIONAL EXUBERANCE"...)
To: Red Badger
I thought this kind of thing only happened on CSI Miami.
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posted on
10/28/2005 7:10:54 AM PDT
by
cgk
(Delay/Weldon '08: That's the ticket! // QUAGMIERS: Punidtry's present, predictable predicament.)
To: Red Badger
Was Hillary in there with her?
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