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1 posted on 10/16/2005 9:23:14 PM PDT by Diddle E. Squat
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Teddy trying to redeem himself??? Good luck.


2 posted on 10/16/2005 9:25:03 PM PDT by EagleUSA
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There was no car involved. That would've been an exciting rescue.


3 posted on 10/16/2005 9:25:30 PM PDT by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh walks in the footsteps of giants: George Washington, Thomas Paine and Ronald Reagan.)
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................you can't make this $hit up............


4 posted on 10/16/2005 9:25:38 PM PDT by calrighty ( Terrorists are like cockroaches . Kill em all soon!!)
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water rescues apparently Teds strong suite.


5 posted on 10/16/2005 9:26:13 PM PDT by not_apathetic_anymore
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All he would have needed to do is get that wale ass of his in the water, make sure his blow hole was up, and let them all float in on his wretched carcass (Alcohol is less dense than water as I recall)
7 posted on 10/16/2005 9:27:00 PM PDT by LesbianThespianGymnasticMidget (God punishes Conservatives by making them argue with fools.)
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The Cape Cod Times reports that Kennedy eventually left the rescue to Hyannis firefighters.
8 posted on 10/16/2005 9:27:24 PM PDT by BigSkyFreeper ("Tucker Carlson could reveal himself as a castrated, lesbian, rodeo clown ...wouldn't surprise me")
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The senator was walking his two dogs on the shore at 11:15 a-m when he spotted the men cut off from shore by the rising waters.

They had been fishing on a jetty that begins at the tip of the Kennedy compound. Tides rose over the patchy rocks, make it difficult to walk back to shore.

Fess up, Teddy. We know you did a belly bomb.

9 posted on 10/16/2005 9:28:02 PM PDT by scott7278 (You tryin' to flex on me? Don't be silly.)
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I didn't know he carried anvils with him all the time.


10 posted on 10/16/2005 9:28:05 PM PDT by TASMANIANRED (Conservatives are from earth. Liberals are from Uranus.)
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Fat Boy coulda waddled out to them, flopped on his back, and let them paddle him back to shore.


12 posted on 10/16/2005 9:28:57 PM PDT by badgerlandjim (Hillary Clinton is to politics as Helen Thomas is to beauty)
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But if Ted waded in, wouldn't the water he would displace sweep away the fishermen? Could it not possibly flood the state of Massachusetts?


14 posted on 10/16/2005 9:29:09 PM PDT by Termite_Commander (Warning: Cynical Right-winger Ahead)
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"Senator, can you tell us where you saw the men?"

"Well, nine hours ago, they were on a jetty. . . ."


15 posted on 10/16/2005 9:29:24 PM PDT by Rastus
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"If she had lived, Mary Jo Kopechne would be 62 years old. Through his tireless work as a legislator, Edward Kennedy would have brought comfort to her in her old age." -- Charles Pierce in a January 5, 2003, Boston Globe Magazine article
16 posted on 10/16/2005 9:29:44 PM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Like a whale beaching himself, lol. At least he had good intentions for a change.


22 posted on 10/16/2005 9:32:52 PM PDT by potlatch (Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?)
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Doing what he does best, Kennedy eventually left the rescue.
23 posted on 10/16/2005 9:33:42 PM PDT by Graymatter
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Teddy watching a little too much "My Name is Earl".


24 posted on 10/16/2005 9:34:38 PM PDT by HisKingdomWillAbolishSinDeath (My Homeland Security: Isaiah 54:17 No weapon that is formed against thee shall prosper)
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And in the Trauma ward:
4 young men were being escorted to the psych wing muttering incoherently about a vision of Ted Kennedy walking towards them while they were surrounded by water.
26 posted on 10/16/2005 9:35:01 PM PDT by kublia khan (Absolute war brings total victory)
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Kennedy and a friend tried to rescue the men in a 13-foot boat but rough waters forced them back.

Sure. A likely story. OTOH, how much booze was on this boat? When there's a will there's a way...

27 posted on 10/16/2005 9:37:09 PM PDT by Thinkin' Gal (As it was in the days of NO...)
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>>>Kennedy and a friend tried to rescue the men in a 13-foot boat but rough waters forced them back. <<<

One man in a 13-foot boat in rough water is risky business. Three or more people would have been suicide. Kennedy must have either been drunk (very likely), or looking for a legacy recovery photo-op (likely).


28 posted on 10/16/2005 9:37:38 PM PDT by PhilipFreneau ("Resist the devil, and he will flee from you." -- James 4:7)
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And Ted was shocked when he quickly discoverd that he really can't walk on water.


29 posted on 10/16/2005 9:38:35 PM PDT by Kimmers
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Good for him to try. I know many who would not, and it helps my image of him some.

30 posted on 10/16/2005 9:38:38 PM PDT by sonsofliberty2000
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