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A poem for all (I think that you have never got, A poem as lovely as this zot)
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| 09/24/2005
| Creeper, as told to Joyce Killmore-Trolles
Posted on 09/24/2005 11:23:20 AM PDT by creeperdavis
A poem
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To: Darksheare
There are so many different desert things here...I like the ocotillo because it is not only beautiful but very useful for a number of things.
I think I could talk all night on the desert, so I'll quit before I lose my audience.
Whispers* Out here, it's called "jumping cholla" because all you have to do is walk by it and it will grab you...
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:25:28 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
mine are close to the surface, and huge.
unfortunately, they are also "rollers"
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:25:34 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: NicknamedBob
not as "duh" as all that - ya gotta know WHY one end should be up before you make a decision. tapers and proportions, mannn...
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:29:25 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
Wow. All I have to do is walk a mile three times a week and my metabolism goes into high gear. I thought it was normal until my ex-fiance and I walked three miles three times a week. He never lost an ounce, and I had to eat a whole 15" pizza on those nights to keep from losing more weight...
6,264
posted on
10/25/2005 6:30:20 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: King Prout
I really hope this bow-making is a good experience for you. It might even evolve into something that pays...so-to-speak...
6,265
posted on
10/25/2005 6:31:48 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: King Prout; Darksheare; Monkey Face; Paul_Denton; tuliptree76
Aw dang! I have nothing to contribute to the conversation about abnormally low body temperature, blood pressure, and invisibilty to motion sensors.
I'm just so blasted normal!
I just know I'm going to get voted off the island of misfit toys! -- (Pretty funny, huh, 'Face? Me being called normal! -- *giggle/snort*)
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:32:41 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: Monkey Face; King Prout
My veins frequently stick out.
Had a nurse sensuously run her fingers across the veins with her eyes lit up as if it were the most fascinating thing she'd ever seen.
Creeped me out..
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:33:29 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: Monkey Face
several folks locally have made noises about desiring a handmade bamboo bow...
the question is: will they pay the price I'd have to charge, or will the balk and crawdad?
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:34:33 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: tuliptree76
I had a high-school friend who had to move from AZ to Washington State because she had no sweat glands and couldn't process the heat. She is the first cousin to a guy who stars on General Hospital...
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:35:08 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: King Prout
I've had lights begin flickering, or explode, but not go out.
When doors don't recognize me, they do so at their own peril.
I discovered that a good solid hit on most such doors will convince them to pivot open on their emergency release pins.
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:35:10 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: NicknamedBob
Normal!
Cool, what is it like?
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:35:44 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: Darksheare
I've given somewhere over 5 gallons of blood.
the lust some of the vamps display upon seeing my pipes is a bit... odd.
6,272
posted on
10/25/2005 6:35:53 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: King Prout
They make you work, though! Been a long time since I worked up THAT kind of sweat in 10 minutes!!!
6,273
posted on
10/25/2005 6:35:59 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: Monkey Face
6,274
posted on
10/25/2005 6:36:23 PM PDT
by
tuliptree76
(You can find me in the library reading tax books.)
To: King Prout
Ah, yes, of course, but then, it is
asymmetric, is it not?
One wonders if this is to give a slight gravity defying flick upon launching, so as to negate the effect of the arrow "falling" for that millisecond in which it is traversing the bow.
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:37:33 PM PDT
by
NicknamedBob
(George asked me for the best poet... I looked and looked ... I couldn't find anyone better than me.)
To: Monkey Face
She does look rather long in the tooth, though she gave me a good long look over.
(Horny old drooling thing)...
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:37:40 PM PDT
by
A CA Guy
(God Bless America, God bless and keep safe our fighting men and women.)
To: Monkey Face
Almost like a wait-a-minute vine, eh?
A wait-a-minute vine is ths odd looking reject from the rain forest.
Grows in the wild here in NY/NJ/PA.
It is medium green, has oval leaves, and yellow thorns slightly longer than a quarter inch, thorns tipped in red or black.
Walking by it grants one the unique feeling of thorns grabbing you and saying "Wait a minute".
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:38:04 PM PDT
by
Darksheare
(If you shake a stick of garlic butter at a vampire, will it keep him away?)
To: Darksheare
not me - these things just go out.
not all of them. about 1 in 10
on foot, driving, or as a passenger - irrespective of vehicle or location.
sometimes I know it is going to happen.
in calm company, this can be a nifty parlor trick.
in unsettled company... I'd rather it not happen.
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:38:31 PM PDT
by
King Prout
(many accuse me of being overly literal... this would not be a problem if many were not under-precise)
To: HKMk23
Hi! (How do I abbreviate HKMk23?)
I spent the first five years of my life in Alaska, and then the next 17 in the heart of the Rockies, but I just cannot tolerate cold. It's a four-letter word. ;o]
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posted on
10/25/2005 6:38:46 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
To: King Prout
Mine are huge, too, and on the topside, they roll, but no one has yet been able to find a vein on my right elbow, or find one on the top of the joint. And if they use the hand veins for anything, I bruise to my armpits.
6,280
posted on
10/25/2005 6:41:02 PM PDT
by
Monkey Face
(Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?)
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