How can you trolls be so zotted?

me

[Bong Double Ow Sevin]

How canu freepers be soooo stupid and support bush Bush is evil and hes making an empire out of the usofa AND steelin all the oils Im goin to DC with all the people who know this weeknd and were gonna kick the chimpy out of office. This is the last straw and get ready for the revolutin.

I DEMAND BUSH'IS RESIGNATIUN INSTANTLY! He's a chimpy who stole election from Gor and Keriy.

[softwarecreator]

Thanks ... I'm a huge Beatles fan.

[GLH3IL]

Gor? Is that like a troll character from one of those science fiction-fantasy novels?

[rightinthemiddle]

This thread is still here? I guess the "jewish modz" thought we needed some laughs.

[Sisku Hanne]

No one with enough gray matter to work a computer can be this stupid. This has got to be a faux troll. Do we hold zotting drills here?

[Polycarp1]

Sorry, mine was pretty mean. My apologies. But I sure hope you're a bored freeper looking for some fun and not a serious post.

[DustyMoment]

Too funny!! Looking at the post, the writer will havea hard time getting out of his own city, much less finding his way to Wash., D.C. to kick the "chimpy" out of office.

I don't think Gore even HAS an office in Wash., D.C. anymore!!!

[metesky]

I swear that this is another FReeper breaking our huevoes. I think that about a lot of these zots.

[Conspiracy Guy]

This one fits the Fake Troll MO. "Steelin Oil" and gross misspellings etc.

[SquirrelKing]

HOLY BAT-ZOT, BATMAN!

Same ZOT time.

Same ZOT channel.

[kas2591]

Your name wouldn't be Nagin would it?

[exile]

Let's take this line by line, shall we. I'd usually take it by sentence, but this is just a big run on?

"How canu freepers be soooo stupid and support bush"

- President Bush is not a perfect conservative, but between him and Ketchup boy, there was no contest. If you want socialism, crushing taxes, and failure in the war on terror, then Kerry was for you. If you enjoy the blessings that America offers, and would rather not learn Arabic, then President Bush is for you.

"Bush is evil"
- Congratulations on your spelling! Three words correct in a row. Bravo. You sir are a gentleman and a scholar. As for the "Evil" allegation, that is a value judgment, and I thought you Commie-Libs were nonjudgmental. You, sir, are a hypocrite.

"and hes making an empire out of the usofa AND steelin all the oils"

-President Bush stole all the "oils"!? Did he steal my wife's canola oil? That must be why I can't find tuna in oil. President Bush stole it. In addition to being a hypocrite, you are also a retard.

"Im goin to DC with all the people who know this weeknd"

-So you're going alone?

"and were gonna kick the chimpy out of office."

- Ha Ha. Good luck with that. I can't wait to see you being beat by the Secret Service. By the way, "Chimpy"?
How can President Bush mastermind stealing all the "oils", and still be a dumb chimp? It must be because you are retarded.

"This is the last straw and get ready for the revolutin."

OK Comrade, I'll get right on that. Try passing third grade spelling before you bring about your "revolutin." You are simply another spoiled middle class brat.

"I DEMAND BUSH'IS RESIGNATIUN INSTANTLY!"

Just who the Hell are you to demand anything? I demand you kill yourself.

"He's a chimpy who stole election from Gor and Keriy."

He must be one of those super-smart monkeys from "Planet of the Apes" to manage to steal an election. "Gor" is a bloated socialist turd, and "Keriy" is an elderly gigolo.

I never should have responded to your diatribe. You are nothing. You will never be anything. You are beneath us.

[Fawn]

Why do they pretend to spell words wrong? We already know their stupid---they don't have to push the issue.

[chesley]

Are they really so stupid that they spell this way? Or do they think they are "fitting in" at FR by the atrocious spelling and grammar? Or are they doing their little bit to minimize use of the English language as our common means of communication in America?

You can vote for all three.

[manwiththehands]

You are the Sofa King!

Our prices are Sofa King low! (did I tell an old joke?)

[southernindymom]

So I take it that you went to PUBLIC SCHOOL? I also guess that you flunked English and Spelling. Plus, I take it, you don't know how to use spellcheck. If your intellectual equals are what is going to DC to get President Bush out of office, well..... I'm not real worried.

[Designer]

Uh..Because Mary Jo is still dead?

[Cheburashka]

The "revolutin" will be nasty, brutish and short.

[Cheburashka]

don't get stuck on stupid!
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Unfortunately your advice is way too late.

[clamper1797]

What a maroon