Posted on 08/08/2005 10:19:33 PM PDT by doug from upland
When I heard that Jeanine Pirro was going to run for the senate in New York, I was in disbelief. She should not be running for office -- she should be in jail. New Yorkers, it is your state, but please consider the following:
1 - Pirro took campaign funds from Ng Lap Seng, international murder for hire thug and exploiter of young women and girls for prostitution. He made 12 visits to her, gave money to her, had dinner with her, and posed for pictures with her and her husband.
2 - Pirro's husband has sexually assaulted a string of women, and Pirro worked behind the scenes to destroy the women and save her stinking career.
3 - Pirro had 900 private files and kept information on potential enemies.
4 - Pirro hired private investigators to threaten women and other witnesses who could harm her political career.
5 - Pirro used an epithet and slur against a Jewish campaign manager several years ago, then denied that she did it. The person who accused her passed a lie detector test and had two witnesses. A law enforcement official who had worked closely with her acknowledged that the lying witch did use such slurs.
6 - When called before a grand jury, the brilliant Pirro had a memory lapse and had to answer variations of "I don't recall" 50 times.
7 - Pirro had friends at the IRS investigate potential political enemies.
8 - Pirro's lover killed himself in front of her office, and she arranged to have his body dumped in a park.
9 - Pirro failed to declare $1.9 million of in-kind contributions in her last campaign and so far has gotten away with it.
10 - Pirro did an insider trading deal and turned $1000 into almost $100,000.
11 - Pirro does not allow underlings to look her in the eye.
12 - Pirro ran over a policeman who had to get treatment at a hospital. She didn't stop and never apologized.
13 - Pirro, without cause, fired seven employees, sent them away in a cargo van, and tried to set up one for a prison sentence.
14 - Pirro hid records of her legal activity that were under subpoena and pretended that they were magically found a few days after the statute of limitations had run.
15 - During her last campaign, thugs from her campaign spit on an honor guard at the convention. She never commented or apologized.
16 - Pirro illegally took money from Chinese donors.
Let's hope New York voters are not fooled by this dangerous, disingenuous woman who uses women and children as props. All she cares about is her own power.
Wow...sounds like you're describing Hillary.
Great post. Really had me going. I was absolutely flabergasted...for a while.
Is Web Hubble the father of her daughter?
I tried to help....#140
Folks aren't reading the posts....sigh
Wonder how many of these troops had to run out and puke after this totally disgusting photo-op for Hitlery?
Outdoing yourself yet again, I see.
What do you think the odds are that the contender will give Shrillery Antoinette de Fosterizer de Machiavelli de Stalin de Pol Pot de Mao . . . de Sade
a serious run for her evil in the election?
Man, are you slow. I had it from the title and the poster.
LOL! Very good!
That's because YOU and I live in the PRM...
We see it all too clearly.
You had me going til i read this
"Pirro did an insider trading deal and turned $1000 into almost $100,000."
LOL
Does she have a real big fat ass too???
In an earlier post, I said she was too liberal for me. I should have mentioned abortion. But if she is the candidate who wins the NY primary, everyone must support her for the good of the nation.
Does she have a real big fat ass too???
Hehe, kind of ruins it, doesn't it?
But...the problem with satire nowadays is that it is often too close to reality!
The thing that tipped me off, dfu, was my thought after I read the first line "How can this woman even think of running for public office as a Republican...they will slaughter her...she would get no protection from the media..." BING-BING-BING! "WE HAVE A WINNER HERE, JOHNNY!"
She's not a Republican...she...is...a...DEMOCRAT!
(This was my thought process, anyway...I did have to get through the first line!)
Um, are you out of your mind? Every single one of those accusations belongs to Hillary Clinton(right down to the 900 FBI files and her lover's suicide). Are you a troll or is this a joke?
(laughing.) Ok, I get the joke.
Doug -
You really had me going there for a few. Yes, simply substitute Clinton for Pirro and you will find - THE TRUTH.
Doug -- you had me going for a minute! Funny!
Sounds like eveningly-matched opponents! :-)
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