FReeper Canteen~What Makes You Laugh?~July 28, 2005~

July 27, 2005 | bentfeather

[Soaring Feather]

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Good morning TROOPS!!
What makes you laugh??
Post your funny cartoons, jokes, anything you enjoy!

This one always cracks me up!

You Might Be A Soldier If..

Silly cartoon characters??

What tickles your funny bone??
A good joke, funny cartoons, a practical joker?

Computer humor?

"Why We Love Kids"

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2. HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

3. OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

4. KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

5. MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

6. POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

7. POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

8. ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

9. DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

10. DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

11. SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk."

12. BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

bentfeather

[luvie]

Oh! I remember seeing that one on the show--looks a lot better in color! Bet it is worth a bundle!

[Army Air Corps]

What production year is your Scirocco? Those were nifty cars. I am partial to British roadsters and sports cars.

[luvie]

The GTO--a great car! I wish I had one now! But I would probably get a ticket every time I left the garage!

[Kathy in Alaska]

[Army Air Corps]

Ba-dum-bum. Thank you ladies and germs, LUV W will be here all week! :-)

[Army Air Corps]

Yes, it does have a "heart attack" price tag. But any car from that golden age of custom era will be pricey; especially if it was done by Barris, Jeffries, or Ed "Big Daddy" Roth.

[NYTexan]

The menu is fancy and limited and very expensive, but worth the memory! It's quite a spectacular view!

[luvie]

What! You don't appreciate a good blonde joke? Or that the joke is on...........the guys!:o)

[Army Air Corps]

The Goat is still one of the all-time best muscle cars. It make your spine tingle to hear someone rev the engine. Man, I am getting goosepimples!

[NYTexan]

Umm...the later!...

[luvie]

Maybe one of these days I'll drag MR.LUV up there and you can be our guide! I have always wanted to go to Niagara--it's just so far away.

I can imagine that it is breathtaking! Not to mention damp!

[Kathy in Alaska]

I like your blonde joke. LOL!

[MS.BEHAVIN]

This is Lucretia

She is a 1984..

I have put European headlights,

and a Techtronics exhaust system on her since this photo was taken..

I'm not sure what that "squiggle" is that shows up in the photo on the rear quarter panel

The body of this car is intact

[luvie]

Same with me. A good hot V-8 engine. Not these wimpy engines you hear guys try to rev today. They're pathetic--even if they have glass-packs!

[SevenofNine]

Whoa breaking news off Tass news wire report that fire has broken out AGAIN on that TV Tower at Kremlin DAMNNNN

[luvie]

:o)

[luvie]

Can't take it, hmmmmm? heh-heh!

[Army Air Corps]

Sweet! Now, let's talk about high-lift cams, a Bosch fuel injection system ...

[Army Air Corps]

LOL! That and the tuner freaks who tweak the Japanese four-bangers. If they want to see a powerful straight four, then look no further than a late 80s/early 90s Lotus Esprit Turbo. Sizzling hot, and very manoeuverable.

[Kathy in Alaska]