FReeper Canteen~What Makes You Laugh?~July 28, 2005~

July 27, 2005 | bentfeather

[Soaring Feather]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces.

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Good morning TROOPS!!
What makes you laugh??
Post your funny cartoons, jokes, anything you enjoy!

This one always cracks me up!

You Might Be A Soldier If..

Silly cartoon characters??

What tickles your funny bone??
A good joke, funny cartoons, a practical joker?

Computer humor?

"Why We Love Kids"

I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my 5-year-old shout from the back seat, "Mom! That lady isn't wearing a seat belt!"

2. HONESTY

My son Zachary, 4, came screaming out of the bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the garbage. Zachary stood there thinking for a moment, then ran to my bathroom and came out with my toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming little smile, "We better throw this one out too then, cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."

3. OPINIONS

On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note from his mother. The note read, "The opinions expressed by this child are not necessarily those of his parents."

4. KETCHUP

A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the jar. During her struggle the phone rang, so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to answer the phone. "It's the minister, Mommy," the child said. Then she added, "Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right now. She's hitting the bottle."

5. MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, "What's the matter, haven't you ever seen a little boy before?"

6. POLICE # 1

While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help, I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then," she said as she extended her foot toward me, "would you please tie my shoe?"

7. POLICE # 2

It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is," I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"

8. ELDERLY

While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and whispered, "The tooth fairy will never believe this!"

9. DRESS-UP

A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, "Daddy, you shouldn't wear that suit." "And why not, darling?" "You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning."

10. DEATH

While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt. Apparently his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready for the disposal of the deceased. The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father always said: "Glory be unto the Faaaaaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into the hole he gooooes."

11. SCHOOL

A little girl had just finished her first week of school. "I'm just wasting my time," she said to her mother. "I can't read, I can't write and they won't let me talk."

12. BIBLE

A little boy opened the big family bible. He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the Bible. He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages. "Mama, look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, "I think it's Adam's underwear."

bentfeather

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[AbnSarge]

Funny - the guy in the top picture, Huff - his CP is right next to mine. See him almost every day.

[Army Air Corps]

Channel 26 in Houston would have 3 martial arts movies in a row on Saturday afternoons - the block was called Kung Fu Theatre.

[SevenofNine]

I think they working on get smart on DVD I know they have Dragnet on DVD that first time I hear LAPD police codes

187 Murder one
211 robbery
10-8 Officer on duty
10-9 Officer on donut break
5150 Criminally insane

AG I was big fan of Godzilla some Freeper has Godzilla ping list I don't know who it is

[GodBlessUSA]

Doh!, MAssage. Not Message.LOL!

[Soaring Feather]

LOL!! WoO HOO on the 200

[AZamericonnie]

I don't know if you remember me telling you about my mothers artichoke plants...they are so pretty for a vegetable.

[Army Air Corps]

Dragnet rocks! The movie with Dan Sckroyd and Tom Hanks is just funny.

Also, I have to admit to liking the Batman TV series. That show is so campy that it is fun!

[GodBlessUSA]

Connie!!
Great to see you! How are you tonight? :) Yep, I'm still up. I had some guests today and I think I drank too much tea. LOL. It's after midnight and I'm still going.

[luvie]

What a day! No wonder your eyes are "googly"!

Do people get irritated when they have to wait--like they must have had to with that many present.

Glad you got home safely. Got your shoes off--got some of that wine you like? Did hubby fix supper?

[NYTexan]

Yes, I enjoy stirin' the pot, cause I do cook well!

So happy ta hear ya made it through the danger zone without incident! (those can openers are quite dangerous I hear!

Is Wattsburger anything like Fuddruckers?

And yes, I saw yer weather! Very similar ta mine but cooler here! haha!

[laurenmarlowe]

Hi there AbnSarge. Thanks for being here, and thank you for your service to our Country! God Bless you all.

Please tell your unit we said THANKS!

[Soaring Feather]

Guess I'll head for my chair. See ya Ma.
Good night, TROOPS. Be safe!

[AZamericonnie]

I think you did drink to much tea! Way past your bedtime! How are the kids...lots of summer fun still? My son used to say after the first couple of days..."I'm bored"!:)

[TASMANIANRED]

Does that have mary scratched into the fender?

[GodBlessUSA]

That is certainly beautiful! Gorgeous color. And delicious too. :) Thanks for posting a picture. I wonder if I could grow them here. I bet they need hot dry not hot humid though. Our weather is so opposite. I did see someone up the street with small cactus in the front yard. I found that incredible.

I find the flowers of many vegetables are really pretty. I planted pumpkins for the flowers on the vine. I hope we get some pumpkins for my daughter. She's so excited. :)

It's been hot lately but I will get some pictures to post for you of my garden. I enjoy sharing and was happy you asked. ;)

[TASMANIANRED]

Busier than a one armed paper hanger.

[Army Air Corps]

Dang fingers!

Sckroyd = Aykroyd