Posted on 07/16/2005 8:08:05 AM PDT by concerned republican
I am very worried for Karl Rove. Ir appears he is going to jail, and I don't want him to end up in a bad place where bad things could happen to him (what were those bad federal prisons referred to in the movie "Office Space?") Can we start a petition to give to his sentencing judge to have him sent to a nice prison? Maybe he coould go where Martha Stewart went. Or is that just for women. Let's make sure he goes to a nice place, though.
Concept shamessly stolen from AMorePerfectUnion, but he’s OK with that now.
Formerly Rate-A-Troll
Hello, you’re watching to the O’Timpad Factor. This thread’s guest Troll is concerned republican. The Factor rates concerned republican in the following Trolling Points Memo:
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Factor |
Description |
Score |
Comment |
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The O’Kennedy Factor |
Boundless arrogance coupled with bottomless, no-exit stupidity. |
5 |
Not quite stupid enough. Try some self-contradictory statements |
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The O’Fonda Factor |
Selling out your country because some hippie friends think that’s cool. |
0 |
No anti-American agenda evident. Throw in something about Iraq next time |
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The O’Dean Factor |
Crazy in a can. Available everywhere. |
10 |
Oh yeah. Transference and fixation are definite indicators. |
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The O’Kerouac Factor |
Mindless scribbling worthy of a demented, drug-addled alcoholic. |
1 |
Only one spelling error, and that may well have been a typo. A very small grammatical error. Far too coherent. |
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The O’Kerry Factor |
Talking out of both sides of your mouth, in different languages. |
0 |
We believe you’re a Republican as much as you believe in supply-side economics. |
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The O’Clinton Factor |
Gravy-training the ‘60’s. |
0 |
Not a hint of Clintonitis. |
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The O’Carter Factor |
Distorting the past to screw up the future. |
9 |
Bingo! You’d have got a 10 if it was expressed rather than implied. |
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The O’Gore Factor |
Fecklessness hidden behind false smarts. |
3 |
I didn’t even get a sense of false smarts. Feckless, yes. |
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The O’Rather Factor |
Things are true because you want them to be. |
10 |
And you want this one BAAAD, don’t you? |
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The O’DUpeville Factor |
BUSH LIED!!!! FLORIDA 2000!!! |
1 |
Suspected, but no evidence. Sound familiar? |
concerned republican, Trolling Points thinks you rate a 39 out of a possible 100.
You are an improvement, you’re the first troll in some weeks that has even been worthy of The Factor. But, since you’re a retread, that’s faint praise. In your next incarnation, be angrier, crazier and a bit more stupid. When the Rove thing implodes, I’m sure you’ll be in a better frame of mind.
Of course he'll only be going there to make sure Wilson's comfy.
It was a dark and stormy night.......
Heh! :D
LOL, I gave the troll the HK409 treatment.
Work sucks, but not as much as trolls.
Where is the ZOT?
LOL!
Ahhh! Kitten Kr@ps!
Run for your lives!
It must suck to be you.
Is that as bad as "double secret probation"?
Click the Pic
Very nice chart.
I have an idea,
how about the......
bikini atoll....
Where they used to test the old style nuke weapons!
Not really.
Yeah!
Sounds like a plan to me!
Tired of hitting Troll holes BIGGER than J-Lo's ass??? Then call the RKBA Crew FAST!!!
wun huned
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