Concept shamessly stolen from AMorePerfectUnion, but he’s OK with that now.

The O’Timpad Factor

Formerly Rate-A-Troll

Hello, you’re watching to the O’Timpad Factor. This thread’s guest Troll is concerned republican. The Factor rates concerned republican in the following Trolling Points Memo:

Factor	Description	Score	Comment
The O’Kennedy Factor	Boundless arrogance coupled with bottomless, no-exit stupidity.	5	Not quite stupid enough. Try some self-contradictory statements
The O’Fonda Factor	Selling out your country because some hippie friends think that’s cool.	0	No anti-American agenda evident. Throw in something about Iraq next time
The O’Dean Factor	Crazy in a can. Available everywhere.	10	Oh yeah. Transference and fixation are definite indicators.
The O’Kerouac Factor	Mindless scribbling worthy of a demented, drug-addled alcoholic.	1	Only one spelling error, and that may well have been a typo. A very small grammatical error. Far too coherent.
The O’Kerry Factor	Talking out of both sides of your mouth, in different languages.	0	We believe you’re a Republican as much as you believe in supply-side economics.
The O’Clinton Factor	Gravy-training the ‘60’s.	0	Not a hint of Clintonitis.
The O’Carter Factor	Distorting the past to screw up the future.	9	Bingo! You’d have got a 10 if it was expressed rather than implied.
The O’Gore Factor	Fecklessness hidden behind false smarts.	3	I didn’t even get a sense of false smarts. Feckless, yes.
The O’Rather Factor	Things are true because you want them to be.	10	And you want this one BAAAD, don’t you?
The O’DUpeville Factor	BUSH LIED!!!! FLORIDA 2000!!!	1	Suspected, but no evidence. Sound familiar?

concerned republican, Trolling Points thinks you rate a 39 out of a possible 100.

You are an improvement, you’re the first troll in some weeks that has even been worthy of The Factor. But, since you’re a retread, that’s faint praise. In your next incarnation, be angrier, crazier and a bit more stupid. When the Rove thing implodes, I’m sure you’ll be in a better frame of mind.