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Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail
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| June 15, 2005
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Posted on 06/15/2005 12:03:10 PM PDT by Bluegrass Conservative
Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail
KEENE, N.H. -- A door-to-door meat salesman from Maine is accused of assaulting a potential customer after she turned down his offer of chicken in exchange for sex.
Ryan Park, 22, of Waterboro, Maine, is accused of grabbing the woman in Stoddard, N.H., and forcefully kissing her after she rejected his offer last month.
Park has been charged with assault and is due in Keene District Court on June 28.
TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Maine; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: chicken; doortodoormeatman; hilarious; maine; puns; sex
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To: hispanarepublicana
Here's the pretty little lady now.
141
posted on
06/15/2005 2:05:05 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
To: cripplecreek
that's gonna give me bad dreams tonight.
142
posted on
06/15/2005 2:06:28 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez wasn't cool.)
To: Bluegrass Conservative
Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In JailChicken for sex?
Sounds like a poultry sum. But it ain't chicken feed.
New pick up line. "Want to see my pecker?"
143
posted on
06/15/2005 2:08:20 PM PDT
by
N. Theknow
(If Social Security is so good - why aren't members of Congress in it?)
To: N. Theknow
Some hookers work "cheep".
144
posted on
06/15/2005 2:09:17 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
To: Xenalyte
"the extended family was pressed into meat service."You're making it very difficult for me to stay out of this thread!!!!
To: snarks_when_bored
Isn't that Judy Jetson as a bleach blonde?
To: Bluegrass Conservative
147
posted on
06/15/2005 2:46:07 PM PDT
by
avg_freeper
(Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
To: Bluegrass Conservative
Thought you might be interested. There seems to be a theme developing here:
148
posted on
06/15/2005 2:58:04 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez wasn't cool.)
To: Bluegrass Conservative
149
posted on
06/15/2005 3:44:02 PM PDT
by
Nasty McPhilthy
(Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
To: GOPJ
Ok, then. We'll keep it political!
150
posted on
06/15/2005 3:49:57 PM PDT
by
Nasty McPhilthy
(Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
To: GadareneDemoniac
"Just a young man trying to get a leg up in life."
Puns like that will get you invited to join our ping list.
In fact, they just did. Don't chicken out--join us!
151
posted on
06/15/2005 4:13:49 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
To: hispanarepublicana
Well, it's not as if he was trying to get something for nothing. He DID offer some chicken. Do you think maybe she's a vegetarian?
152
posted on
06/15/2005 4:16:10 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: Oberon
"Apparently he'd been chicken her out for some time."
That pun was absolutely fowl, hen I think you probably ought to consider joining our punster ping list. You're cordially invited.
153
posted on
06/15/2005 4:17:24 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
To: Bluegrass Conservative
I thought it was going to be about a Larry Flynt situation.
To: PBRSTREETGANG
"She was holding out for a Cockatoo?"
A Punster ping ling invite is warmly extended to you. You can consider it a reward for that last pun...or a punishment.
155
posted on
06/15/2005 4:20:59 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
To: speedy
With beef prices the way they are, he could have offered some ribeyes or a nice London Broil at least.
156
posted on
06/15/2005 4:21:30 PM PDT
by
hispanarepublicana
(I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez wasn't cool.)
To: hispanarepublicana
You are on to something there. Watch out for those door-to-door caviar salesmen!!
157
posted on
06/15/2005 4:45:48 PM PDT
by
speedy
To: speedy
"Do you think maybe she's a vegetarian?"
My theory is she didn't like hearing him dance around the propositioning, and said "Butcher money where your mouth is!"
And of course, when he offered to trade breast-for-breast, thigh-for-thigh, and pullit-for-pullet, she sent him packing.
158
posted on
06/15/2005 4:57:42 PM PDT
by
LibertarianInExile
(<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
To: carlo3b
If he would have prepared this recipe she would have become his sex slave.. really.. :)That's a great recipe, carlo3b, except I don't want to know how many times you've prepared it.:)
159
posted on
06/15/2005 5:03:45 PM PDT
by
xJones
To: LibertarianInExile
I think she was smart not to coop-erate.
160
posted on
06/15/2005 5:07:41 PM PDT
by
speedy
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