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Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail
WTAE-TV ^ | June 15, 2005 | WTAE-TV

Posted on 06/15/2005 12:03:10 PM PDT by Bluegrass Conservative

Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail

KEENE, N.H. -- A door-to-door meat salesman from Maine is accused of assaulting a potential customer after she turned down his offer of chicken in exchange for sex.

Ryan Park, 22, of Waterboro, Maine, is accused of grabbing the woman in Stoddard, N.H., and forcefully kissing her after she rejected his offer last month.

Park has been charged with assault and is due in Keene District Court on June 28.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Maine; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: chicken; doortodoormeatman; hilarious; maine; puns; sex
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To: hispanarepublicana
Here's the pretty little lady now.
141 posted on 06/15/2005 2:05:05 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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To: cripplecreek

that's gonna give me bad dreams tonight.


142 posted on 06/15/2005 2:06:28 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez wasn't cool.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative
Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail

Chicken for sex?

Sounds like a poultry sum. But it ain't chicken feed.

New pick up line. "Want to see my pecker?"

143 posted on 06/15/2005 2:08:20 PM PDT by N. Theknow (If Social Security is so good - why aren't members of Congress in it?)
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To: N. Theknow

Some hookers work "cheep".


144 posted on 06/15/2005 2:09:17 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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To: Xenalyte
"the extended family was pressed into meat service."

You're making it very difficult for me to stay out of this thread!!!!

145 posted on 06/15/2005 2:10:09 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (lex orandi, lex credendi)
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To: snarks_when_bored

Isn't that Judy Jetson as a bleach blonde?


146 posted on 06/15/2005 2:11:45 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (lex orandi, lex credendi)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative
Others who have tried to cash in on "A bird in the hand":
Caller Tells Lost Pet Owner He'll Swap Bird For Sex-Police Make Arrest Wednesday

... for a slightly different twist ...

Dan Gross | On Net, Birds tix for sex


147 posted on 06/15/2005 2:46:07 PM PDT by avg_freeper (Gunga galunga. Gunga, gunga galunga)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative
Thought you might be interested. There seems to be a theme developing here:

·  4 held in goat-for-coke scheme


148 posted on 06/15/2005 2:58:04 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez wasn't cool.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

If I may, a rather humorous site:

http://www.subservientchicken.com/


149 posted on 06/15/2005 3:44:02 PM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy (Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
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To: GOPJ
Ok, then. We'll keep it political! Image hosted by Photobucket.com
150 posted on 06/15/2005 3:49:57 PM PDT by Nasty McPhilthy (Those who beat their swords into plow shears….will plow for those who don’t.)
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To: GadareneDemoniac

"Just a young man trying to get a leg up in life."

Puns like that will get you invited to join our ping list.

In fact, they just did. Don't chicken out--join us!


151 posted on 06/15/2005 4:13:49 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: hispanarepublicana

Well, it's not as if he was trying to get something for nothing. He DID offer some chicken. Do you think maybe she's a vegetarian?


152 posted on 06/15/2005 4:16:10 PM PDT by speedy
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To: Oberon

"Apparently he'd been chicken her out for some time."

That pun was absolutely fowl, hen I think you probably ought to consider joining our punster ping list. You're cordially invited.


153 posted on 06/15/2005 4:17:24 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

I thought it was going to be about a Larry Flynt situation.


154 posted on 06/15/2005 4:17:47 PM PDT by Tribune7
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To: PBRSTREETGANG

"She was holding out for a Cockatoo?"

A Punster ping ling invite is warmly extended to you. You can consider it a reward for that last pun...or a punishment.


155 posted on 06/15/2005 4:20:59 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: speedy

With beef prices the way they are, he could have offered some ribeyes or a nice London Broil at least.


156 posted on 06/15/2005 4:21:30 PM PDT by hispanarepublicana (I was Lucy Ramirez when being Lucy Ramirez wasn't cool.)
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To: hispanarepublicana

You are on to something there. Watch out for those door-to-door caviar salesmen!!


157 posted on 06/15/2005 4:45:48 PM PDT by speedy
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To: speedy
"Do you think maybe she's a vegetarian?"

My theory is she didn't like hearing him dance around the propositioning, and said "Butcher money where your mouth is!"

And of course, when he offered to trade breast-for-breast, thigh-for-thigh, and pullit-for-pullet, she sent him packing.

158 posted on 06/15/2005 4:57:42 PM PDT by LibertarianInExile (<-- sick of faux-conservatives who want federal government intervention for 'conservative things.')
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To: carlo3b
If he would have prepared this recipe she would have become his sex slave.. really.. :)

That's a great recipe, carlo3b, except I don't want to know how many times you've prepared it.:)

159 posted on 06/15/2005 5:03:45 PM PDT by xJones
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To: LibertarianInExile

I think she was smart not to coop-erate.


160 posted on 06/15/2005 5:07:41 PM PDT by speedy
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