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Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail
WTAE-TV ^ | June 15, 2005 | WTAE-TV

Posted on 06/15/2005 12:03:10 PM PDT by Bluegrass Conservative

Alleged Chicken-For-Sex Offer Lands Meat Man In Jail

KEENE, N.H. -- A door-to-door meat salesman from Maine is accused of assaulting a potential customer after she turned down his offer of chicken in exchange for sex.

Ryan Park, 22, of Waterboro, Maine, is accused of grabbing the woman in Stoddard, N.H., and forcefully kissing her after she rejected his offer last month.

Park has been charged with assault and is due in Keene District Court on June 28.


TOPICS: Crime/Corruption; Culture/Society; Miscellaneous; News/Current Events; US: Maine; US: New Hampshire
KEYWORDS: chicken; doortodoormeatman; hilarious; maine; puns; sex
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So many jokes . . . so little time.
1 posted on 06/15/2005 12:03:11 PM PDT by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

How much chicken exactly?


2 posted on 06/15/2005 12:03:44 PM PDT by RushCrush (Never give in! Never, never, never, never! Never yield in any way great or small.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

Were the chickens already plucked?


3 posted on 06/15/2005 12:05:02 PM PDT by xJones
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

Apparently he was tired of choking his chicken.


4 posted on 06/15/2005 12:05:10 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

Good thing police were abreast of the situation.


5 posted on 06/15/2005 12:05:20 PM PDT by cripplecreek (I zot trolls for fun and profit.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

Why did the salesman cross the road...uh...never mind.


6 posted on 06/15/2005 12:05:47 PM PDT by RockinRight (Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative
Shortcut date.

I guess this offer was in lieu of taking her out for a chicken dinner, a show or movie, or maybe out dancing the night away. He skipped all that - the candy, the flowers, and so on.

The CAD. He deserved to be turned down.

7 posted on 06/15/2005 12:06:12 PM PDT by willgolfforfood
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To: Junior

Ping....just ping.


8 posted on 06/15/2005 12:06:19 PM PDT by cjshapi
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To: xJones
Were the chickens already plucked?

I'm guessing they weren't, as he was obviously offering to do some "plucking" with the woman. :-)

9 posted on 06/15/2005 12:06:22 PM PDT by Bluegrass Conservative
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

Chicken?!?!? I usually hold out for a side of beef....


10 posted on 06/15/2005 12:06:44 PM PDT by yellervette
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To: xJones

No, he was choking them..


11 posted on 06/15/2005 12:06:53 PM PDT by sheik yerbouty
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To: RushCrush

It was about a pound of chicken feet. :)


12 posted on 06/15/2005 12:07:02 PM PDT by scott7278 (Before I give you the benefit of my reply, I'd like to know what we're talking about.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

Which came first, the chicken or ??


13 posted on 06/15/2005 12:07:02 PM PDT by RushCrush (Never give in! Never, never, never, never! Never yield in any way great or small.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

"grabbing the woman in Stoddard, N.H., and forcefully kissing her"

My question is...How many times did this actually WORK?


14 posted on 06/15/2005 12:07:13 PM PDT by ryan71 (Speak softly and carry a BIG STICK)
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To: najida

Let the record show that I am not, and have been nowhere near, Maine. :o)


15 posted on 06/15/2005 12:07:19 PM PDT by TheBigB (Why yes, I -do- rock! Thanks for noticing!)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

Just a young man trying to get a leg up in life.

Darn prosecutors and police, trying to beat the drumsticks of tyranny!

I hope he has enough grit in his gizzard to fight back.


16 posted on 06/15/2005 12:07:39 PM PDT by GadareneDemoniac
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

"Perv of the day" posts dilute the effectiveness of FreeRepublic ... is this a troll thing?


17 posted on 06/15/2005 12:07:42 PM PDT by GOPJ (Deep Throat(s) -- top level FBI officials playing cub reporters.)
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

She told him to "get stuffed"?


18 posted on 06/15/2005 12:07:43 PM PDT by PBRSTREETGANG
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To: Bluegrass Conservative

This dude needs to be tarred and feathered. I doubt that will happen though. I will bet his bail is not chicken feed.


19 posted on 06/15/2005 12:07:52 PM PDT by Clay Moore (Bambi is just part of the food chain)
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To: RushCrush
Which came first, the chicken or ??

Considering the guy got shot down and arrested . . . my money is on the chicken, even if it IS dead! LOL

20 posted on 06/15/2005 12:07:57 PM PDT by Bluegrass Conservative
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