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Kerry: I Have Reread New Testament
NewsMax | 5/31/05

Posted on 05/31/2005 6:29:53 AM PDT by areafiftyone

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To: areafiftyone
He must have been reading "Robin Hood" and thought it was the New Testament! Easy mistake ya know!

Given how his wife spent her time running around slamming Christians perhaps he was sneaking his reading time with a flashlight under the sheets and grabbed the wrong book.

41 posted on 05/31/2005 6:45:23 AM PDT by highlander_UW (I don't know what my future holds, but I know Who holds my future)
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To: Kace

I hope he paid particular attention to Our Lord's command not to bear false witness against your neighbors. Kerry ignored the commandment 30 years ago when he trashed his fellow Vietnam veterans in lying testimony before Congress and suborned and orchestrated lies by others through Jane Fonda's "Winter Soldier" program, who have now come forward to say how much they regret having done it. He hasn't.


42 posted on 05/31/2005 6:46:35 AM PDT by laconic
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To: areafiftyone

"Thank God for Reader's Digest. I just breeze right on through the sucker."

43 posted on 05/31/2005 6:47:40 AM PDT by JennysCool (Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have.)
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To: areafiftyone
If not the Cliff Notes, maybe it was "The New Testament for Dummies", more fitting, to be sure.


44 posted on 05/31/2005 6:48:54 AM PDT by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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To: areafiftyone

This arrogant man would never waste his time reading the Bible. Most likely he had one of his "little people" read it for him and give him the highlights. LOL


45 posted on 05/31/2005 6:49:31 AM PDT by mollynme (cogito, ergo freepum)
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To: laconic

Its called: the dems need the religious vote!


46 posted on 05/31/2005 6:49:40 AM PDT by Blue Turtle
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To: 2banana

Well done. Thanks.


47 posted on 05/31/2005 6:50:42 AM PDT by Let's Roll ( "Congressmen who ... undermine the military ... should be arrested, exiled or hanged" - A. Lincoln)
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To: areafiftyone

Well its a good start. Now, I wish he'd at least make a token effort to live it.


48 posted on 05/31/2005 6:51:39 AM PDT by Frumious Bandersnatch
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To: razoroccam

You hit that one on the head.

Kerry is a slime for even trying to use that as a suggestion.


49 posted on 05/31/2005 6:52:05 AM PDT by RockinRight (Conservatism is common sense, liberalism is just senseless.)
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To: highlander_UW

I was thinking the same thing. Is he trying to say he's more popular than Bill Clinton was in 1996?

Why not go back and say, the fact is over __ million more Americans voted for our idea of what we wanted to do than fought in the American Revolution.

Why even bring the 1996 election into anything, unless this is his way of saying quasi-subtly that he is more popular than ANY Clinton.


50 posted on 05/31/2005 6:52:51 AM PDT by IMissPresidentReagan ("My Friends we did it....we made a difference. ...All in all not bad, not bad at all." Pres. Reagan)
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To: areafiftyone
I wonder if sKerry is aware that Satan also has read the NT and knows it inside out?? What a bumbling idiot!! sKerry, "Look mom I've found Jesus, now they'll have to vote for me"...truly a bumbling idiot who thinks he can fool us!!! This folks, along with the SHE-DEVIL have no shame!!
51 posted on 05/31/2005 6:54:28 AM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: IMissPresidentReagan

As much as I can't stand Clinton. Kerry will never ever be as popular as Bill Clinton. Bill Clinton is 10 times smarter than Kerry and a much better politician.


52 posted on 05/31/2005 6:55:05 AM PDT by areafiftyone (Politicians Are Like Diapers, Both Need To Be Changed Often And For The Same Reason!)
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To: areafiftyone
"I went back and reread the whole New Testament the other day. Nowhere in the three-year ministry of Jesus Christ did I find a suggestion at all, ever, anywhere, in any way whatsover, that you ought to take the money from the poor, the opportunities from the poor and give them to the rich people," Kerry said.

"For to everyone who has, more will be given, and he will have abundance; but from him who does not have, even what he has will be taken away." -- Matthew 25:29

53 posted on 05/31/2005 6:55:15 AM PDT by Sloth (I don't post a lot of the threads you read; I make a lot of the threads you read better.)
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To: areafiftyone

Hey, SKerry, call again when you earnestly attempt to PRACTICE the whole thing!

Sheesh.


54 posted on 05/31/2005 6:55:23 AM PDT by Quix (LOVE NEVER FAILS.)
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To: areafiftyone

And absolutely NOWHWHERE in the Bible does Jesus advocate FORCEFULLY TAKING money from one group and giving it to another.


55 posted on 05/31/2005 6:55:23 AM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (G-d is not a Republican. But Satan is definitely a Democrat.)
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To: printhead
I misread the title as he "rewrote" the New Testament.

That was Al Gore.

56 posted on 05/31/2005 6:55:45 AM PDT by Protagoras (The goal is power, the tool is deceit.)
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To: RoseofTexas

OoPS, this=these :0] need more coffee!


57 posted on 05/31/2005 6:56:05 AM PDT by RoseofTexas
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To: areafiftyone

"John Kerry, who lost"


58 posted on 05/31/2005 6:57:07 AM PDT by Cold Heart
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To: 2banana

Paul said: "If he will not work, neither shall he eat?" Isn't that the New Testament also?


59 posted on 05/31/2005 6:57:26 AM PDT by Luke21
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To: nerdwithamachinegun
A speed-reading technique acquired while serving as an admiral in the Cambodian Navy...
60 posted on 05/31/2005 6:57:26 AM PDT by Eric in the Ozarks
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