Posted on 05/28/2005 7:35:31 AM PDT by Neville72
A Manhattan banker wearing only a condom ambushed a female jogger on the Jersey Shore - but had to scram when she turned out to be a cop, prosecutors said yesterday. The officer threatened to blast 39-year-old John Dee Kelly with pepper spray and later got the plate number off his rented car, enabling cops to track the suspect down.
"He picked the wrong person to attack," said Assistant Monmouth County Prosecutor Robert Honecker. "This was a quick-thinking officer."
Kelly, who lives in Jersey City, rented a car from Hertz at Newark Airport on May 15 and drove to Union Beach, N.J., where he stripped down to his condom and laid in wait in the woods near a jogging trail, police said.
Around 1:30 p.m., Kelly allegedly pounced on the jogger but quickly found himself facing off with a furious female officer, police said.
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Yea, jogging cops..
They give out tickts for speeding, passing on the right side, jogging slow in the fast lane, and so forth.
LOL
And I thought he wore the condom to practice safe sex ;-)
LOL. Ah, a prudent pervert!
To live in this town you must be tough, tough, tough, tough,
tough!
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And what is wrong with that?
Meanwhile, in England: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/1412298/posts?page=1
Watch for this guy to become the actor in the new National Education Association education film, "Dances With Cucumber"
Sigh. Don't they wanna ban long kitchen knives, too? Pretty soon it'll be point-ed sticks...
Rats on the west side, bed bugs, uptown...
My favorite: I just can't give it away on 7th avenue...
Would he be a benny or a shoebee?
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LOL, we'll have to ask an expert on this.
Near Sandy Hook
Union Beach, Monmouth County, NJ
Activities: swimming, fishing, NO lifeguards
Directions: GSP Exit: 117 Cost: Free Hours: Opens May 24.
Union Beach, NJ 07735
732-264-2277
What's a jogging Cop?
One of many.
Others are couch potato cops, eating cops, drinking cops, sleeping cops, toothbrushing cops .... etc.
Ya left out smoking cop.
How you plan to make a point on your pointy stick without a knife. They got ya there,
I forgot donut eating cop, too. ;o)
"HA! That's what I was thinking or he's one excited dude!"
He's gonna be in trouble if he needs to whiz, or so my husband tells me.
You've heard the commercial about the "rare case in which an erection last longer than 2 hours..." Now we know the treatment... spray yourself with pepper spray!!!
LOLOLOL
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