Busted!

PartyCampus ^ | 04.18.2005 | Ajai Raj

[rface]

Ajai Raj, was arrested at the Ann Coulter speech - here's a previous article written by the wack-job...

Let me begin by saying I had a pretty restful spring break. Nothing exciting- funds were low all around, and no one I knew could afford a road trip, so I went back home, hung around my house wearing boxers and aviator sunglasses, and smoked joints in the backyard. I hung out with a few old friends, and come Friday night, I headed back to Austin where I looked forward to a night of mid-grade revelry and sleeping in my dorm bed.

The Pigf#*king Establishment had other plans. My roommate and I were awakened at 3 A.M. by two grinning Austin Police Department officers and a greasy-haired fat f@ck of an RA who gets his jollies by hanging around with his thumb in his ass until he smells marijuana so he can inform the Justice League in exchange for a free raffle ticket. No shit— as the cops cuffed me for having an ounce of grass, this f&cker got a chance to win a free microwave. Or to s*ck off a sheriff, as far as I know or care.

I would go on at length about the bust, but let’s suffice it to say that I was too tired to think, and thinking is essential to prevent arrest. This will not happen again. On my way out, I passed by my friends Jeff and Nick. This proved fortunate down the line.

I was led in handcuffs into a waiting room full of crazy yelling degenerates, wife beaters, whores, thieves, and contemptible crying c%nts whose lives were obviously over because they had been led to a police station. Over the next several hours, my clothes were taken from me and replaced with black-and-white striped pajamas, my balls were fondled by leering criminals posing as representatives of justice, and I got the opportunity to sleep in awkward positions in several exciting locales. I was told I would wait for a short while to move on to the next stage of the process, and then made to sit around for hours while eavesdropping on conversations about armed robberies and vehicular assaults.

When me and the motley members of my cell block were led in front of a judge, I learned that, according to our “justice” system, a straight-A college kid holding a bag of weed is as bad a criminal as a guy who beats his wife and kid. I learned that in Texas, a cop can decide to arrest you for no reason at all and you can sit in jail for 72 hours before you’re even charged with a crime. I learned that, in Travis County jail at least, you get as many phone calls as you like—as long as you’re not calling a cell phone or a landline outside of Travis county. And you can call any one of a number of bail bondsmen to help you out with your $1500 bail, except that half the numbers don’t work and the other half will be answered by assholes who won’t help out anyone under 21. I learned that every single cop in this God-forsaken county thinks he’s the King of Sh!t Mountain, and that they missed their chance to be comedic wunderkinds. It takes a real man to make fun of a guy who’s in a futile situation and has nothing to do but take your sh!t. Why not push over a guy with crutches and have a real laugh riot?

So, having nothing on my hands but my dignity and a jail cell, I spent the next ten hours or so catching fitful sleep full of decidedly unpleasant dreams. I never really got around to worrying about my situation. I had plenty of reason to—for starters, I had a paper due Monday that I’d yet to begin, and if I get a drug conviction—whoops!—there goes my financial aid. My waking hours were filled with musings about Jeff and Nick busting me out of this place, guns blazing. Knowing them, I knew they’d do something, but I didn’t know what. My hands were tied, so I waited.

Round 7 P.M., the officer in charge—a man with lofty notions about the “free world” and a penchant for passing out baloney sandwiches like nobody’s business—knocked on my door.

“Raj!” he said. “There’s someone here to see you!”

I went out to one of the meeting rooms, where a man who looked like Al Borland from “Home Improvement” was sitting on the other side of a plastic window.

“Ajai?”

“That’s me.”

“Jeff and Nick sent me. I’m Thad Thomason, your attorney.”

Success!

My spirits perked up in a hurry. To make an already abbreviated story even more so, my attorney says he can get the charges dismissed. The law is sticking all kinds of fingers in my a$$hole right now, but with a few savvy business deals, I can plow through this shit and come out smelling like roses. Ironic, really—to get out of this drug charge, I’m forced to arrange bigger drug deals than I ever intended to. C’est la vie, non?

To quote the late, great John Lennon, life is what happens while you’re busy making plans. While we’re at it, I do indeed get by with a little help from my friends.

-Ajai out

[NASBWI]

Y'know, I *might* have considered *almost* feeling sorry for him if he had been caught with, say...a gram. But an OUNCE? Yeah Ajai, quit whining and get a clue. As harmless as you think mary j is, it's still *drumroll please* against the law.

My old roomie on campus got busted with not only paraphernalia but with scales, so that got him into even more hot water. On top of that, his stupidity almost landed me in trouble even though I had no involvement (I lived there). Looking for sympathy? Talk to Oprah.

[newgeezer]

Oh, and here's a surprise. His "poetry" is cr*p, too.

[TheForceOfOne]

LOL!

Adding to that thought!

http://www.laughline.com/jokes/funpage.asp?funpage_id=14

[mmercier]

he had "nothing on his hands but dignity".

makes me glad i am "uneducated".

pissant, should be glad i was not a copper; would have slapped the weewee outahim till his mind cleared enough to prevent his arrest.

then i would have made him clean up his mess and called a wagon to take him in...

[Stultis]

LOL! Great idea to post his plans for bigger drug deals on the internet!

[IMissPresidentReagan]

You should read his contributions to the partycampus site. here "We have with us an ounce of grass and two bottles of rum -- one white, one gold. Our stash is nothing that would have made the Good Doctor envious, but all of our connections with the harder drugs in life decided to choose tonight to be unavailable, so we had to make do with what we could muster up. At least he would have approved of our choice of drink. I've just swallowed an Aderol- the conventional ADD "study-drug," if you're unfamiliar with it- and it will soon work its unique magic, rendering me alert and more capable of the task that awaits me. So now, with "One Toke Over the Line" on the CD player, a blunt in hand, and amphetamines rushing through my system with glorious abandon, I begin the lofty labor of cataloguing our pilgrimage in honor of the finest hero that writing ever saw." Just a note, any misspellings that occur within the quotes are not mine.

[The KG9 Kid]

He's got some 'revolutionary' poetry where he pictures himself whipping an armed and bloodthirsty crowd into a frenzy as well.

It's always the shrimpy half-fruit loners that are the most dangerous, friends.

[Just another Joe]

Where to start, where to start?

I went back home, hung around my house wearing boxers and aviator sunglasses, and smoked joints in the backyard

If I had hung around my house in my boxers, or briefs, my mother would have made sure that I couldn't wear ANYTHING on my butt.
As for smoking joints inthe back yard - WHOOOOOOOOOO, I still wouldn't have been out of my room, and I'm 47.

as the cops cuffed me for having an ounce of grass

And he expected anything different?

I learned that in Texas, a cop can decide to arrest you for no reason at all and you can sit in jail for 72 hours before you're even charged with a crime.

When did the police arrest him for nothing?
He says that they cuffed him for having an ounce of grass, still breaking the law if I remember right.

I never really got around to worrying about my situation. I had plenty of reason to-for starters, I had a paper due Monday that I'd yet to begin, and if I get a drug conviction-whoops!-there goes my financial aid.

Here is typical liberal thinking, he's in jail and he's worried about a paper due on Monday.
If he can afford an ounce of grass, funds must have not been that thin and he could probably not actually be qualified for financial aid.

Ironic, really-to get out of this drug charge, I'm forced to arrange bigger drug deals than I ever intended to. C'est la vie, non?

And now, at the end, we find out he's going to become the lowest form of scum. A narc for the cops to get his own sentence reduced.
He really better hope that he CAN'T arrange any bigger buys. He might not stay alive long enough to graduate.

[Ramonan]

You know what gets me? He assumes that he is as smart as Ann Coulter. Looks like he just demonstrated an alligator mouth, coupled to his hummingbird rectum.

[reagan_fanatic]

I learned that every single cop in this God-forsaken county thinks he’s the King of Sh!t Mountain, and that they missed their chance to be comedic wunderkinds.

Just ONCE, I'd like to take a sniveling little shrimp like this turd, throw a uniform on him and make do a cop's beat for a month or two and see what kind of human being he turns out to be. Cops aren't perfect by a long shot, but they are under a tremendous amount of stress everyday dealing with vermin like this snot-nosed little punk.

[rface]

from the article posted above:

On my way out, I passed by my friends Jeff and Nick. This proved fortunate down the line....

from the article posted on DRUDGE:

According to Jeffrey Stockerwell, a friend of Raj, officers violently seized Raj and illegally searched him after his question.

[Semper Paratus]

kinds of fingers in my a$$hole right now

He does have an anal fixation it seems.

[Capt. Jake]

Nice catch.

The really sad part is, this piece of human debris will end up teaching our children at some university at some point in time.

[tx_eggman]

I think your right....Blows Against The Empire

No Empire involvement at all ... he just blows.

[beltfed308]

Just ONCE, I'd like to take a sniveling little shrimp like this turd, throw a uniform on him and make do a cop's beat for a month or two and see what kind of human being he turns out to be. Cops aren't perfect by a long shot, but they are under a tremendous amount of stress everyday dealing with vermin like this snot-nosed little punk.

I have to respect the common LEO for dealing with such jerkweeds every day!

[rock58seg]

At least He got to sit on the "Group W" bench with all the motherstabbers and fatherrapers.

[jec41]

I learned that, according to our “justice” system, a straight-A college kid holding a bag of weed is as bad a criminal as a guy who beats his wife and kid.


I don't know who gave you the straight A's but you seem to be a slow learner or maybe your professors do not expect much from you. All they need from you is to repeat their tired and failed socialist dogma from the 60's. I don't expect anything from one that is so brainwashed except future encounters with the law. When you are 45 you will be hanging out with the same people getting high and telling the same old war stories you told at 20. Your excuse will be that the system is at fault while in fact it will have tolerated your ignorance.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Just another latent Capitalist looking for his piece of the fame-and-fortune pie.

[Billthedrill]

Over the next several hours, my clothes were taken from me and replaced with black-and-white striped pajamas, my balls were fondled by leering criminals posing as representatives of justice...

I think I know why he keeps getting arrested...

[joebuck]

"Ironic, really—to get out of this drug charge, I’m forced to arrange bigger drug deals than I ever intended to."

Sooooo, to get out of a minor misdemeanor pot bust he is setting up and snitching on his friends. A real class act.