Busted!

PartyCampus ^ | 04.18.2005 | Ajai Raj

[cvq3842]

What a charming young man. NOT!

[dirtboy]

The law is sticking all kinds of fingers in my a$$hole right now,

That's OK, dear, your head could use a few minutes in the daylight.

[newgeezer]

After trudging almost all the way through his second paragraph, I can only say he seems like a real piece o' work.

[LibFreeOrDie]

"...I went back home, hung around my house wearing boxers and aviator sunglasses, and smoked joints in the backyard."

He really lives with his parents, who apparently are stupid enough to pay his tuition and to let him keep coming back.

[caisson71]

There's no hope for some people. This guy is a waste to good air.

[Ramonan]

The Alumni Association should have a copy of this.

If I had written something like this when I went to college, I would have been expelled.

Any parent who reads this should decide that he/she is not going to pay for their child to go to this Den of Sin College.

[politicket]

I learned that every single cop in this God-forsaken county thinks he’s the King of Sh!t Mountain, and that they missed their chance to be comedic wunderkinds.

It's spelled wunderkindts idiot. If you're going to use big words to describe your jail time then at LEAST spell them correctly...

[rface]

I wonder how I could find his parents and ask them their reaction to their son's behaviour

[Dacus943]

"The law is sticking all kinds of fingers in my a$$hole right now,"

Consider it a favor. Pre-streching your butt-hole will make your life easier if you do some hard time sweetie!

[camle]

before his lawyer gets the charges dropped, wou8ldn't it be nice to send a copy of this to the prosecutor?

[tx_eggman]

I would go on at length about the bust, but let’s suffice it to say that I was am and will always be too tired stupid to think

[Jeffery T.]

I love it when those on the left can express themselves so eloquently. I mean if this is representative of the left then the Repubs are on easy street.

[Ramonan]

http://www.partycampus.com/writerprofile.php?id=18

[dead]

The law is sticking all kinds of fingers in my a$$hole right now, but with a few savvy business deals, I can plow through this shit and come out smelling like roses. Ironic, really—to get out of this drug charge, I’m forced to arrange bigger drug deals than I ever intended to.

That statement ought to really help this young genius in the sentencing phase of his legal situation.

“We have met the finger up our a$$hole and it is us.”

[DTogo]

Sad that our soldiers fight and die to protect the rights and freedoms of turdballs like this.

[newgeezer]

I wonder how I could find his parents and ask them their reaction to their son's behaviour

I'd be content just to know that they read this particular screed.

On second thought, something tells me they're probably the kind who defend their little bundle of joy no matter what anyone alleges he's done. (First line of defense: he didn't do it.)

[AD from SpringBay]

He's so articulate. I hope he doesn't lose any scholarships over this mess.

[Dog Gone]

If the drug dealers he intends to set up hear about this little deal, he might end up dead.