[cvq3842]

What a charming young man. NOT!

[dirtboy]

The law is sticking all kinds of fingers in my a$$hole right now,

That's OK, dear, your head could use a few minutes in the daylight.

[newgeezer]

After trudging almost all the way through his second paragraph, I can only say he seems like a real piece o' work.

[LibFreeOrDie]

"...I went back home, hung around my house wearing boxers and aviator sunglasses, and smoked joints in the backyard."

He really lives with his parents, who apparently are stupid enough to pay his tuition and to let him keep coming back.

[caisson71]

There's no hope for some people. This guy is a waste to good air.

[Ramonan]

The Alumni Association should have a copy of this.

If I had written something like this when I went to college, I would have been expelled.

Any parent who reads this should decide that he/she is not going to pay for their child to go to this Den of Sin College.

[politicket]

I learned that every single cop in this God-forsaken county thinks he’s the King of Sh!t Mountain, and that they missed their chance to be comedic wunderkinds.

It's spelled wunderkindts idiot. If you're going to use big words to describe your jail time then at LEAST spell them correctly...

[camle]

before his lawyer gets the charges dropped, wou8ldn't it be nice to send a copy of this to the prosecutor?

[tx_eggman]

I would go on at length about the bust, but let’s suffice it to say that I was am and will always be too tired stupid to think

[Ramonan]

http://www.partycampus.com/writerprofile.php?id=18

[dead]

The law is sticking all kinds of fingers in my a$$hole right now, but with a few savvy business deals, I can plow through this shit and come out smelling like roses. Ironic, really—to get out of this drug charge, I’m forced to arrange bigger drug deals than I ever intended to.

That statement ought to really help this young genius in the sentencing phase of his legal situation.

“We have met the finger up our a$$hole and it is us.”

[DTogo]

Sad that our soldiers fight and die to protect the rights and freedoms of turdballs like this.

[AD from SpringBay]

He's so articulate. I hope he doesn't lose any scholarships over this mess.

[Arrowhead1952]

Two related threads.

Arrest made at Coulter speech; Student arrested, charged with disorderly conduct
Arrest made at Coulter speech (Austin, Texas)

[river rat]

Nothing wrong with this kid, that a serious ass kicking wouldn't set right....

Semper Fi

[Lou L]

if I get a drug conviction—whoops!—there goes my financial aid.

The next time you hurredly sign for your next financial aid package, read the fine print about being responsible enough while getting aid, not to do drugs. There's a reason they include that little clause. The underwriters want you to be sober enough to graduate and repay your aid through income taxes--so the next schmuck like you can receive aid too.

[gopwinsin04]

What a shocker, he a dealer!

[ozzymandus]

Now THAT was funny! This punk lives in a dorm, gets financial aid, is less than 21 years old, and is so stupid he gets caught smoking pot in a dorm room. Even funnier, this retard already has an arrest record, and now he's facing charges again for harassing Ann Coulter. With this combination of brains and attitude, this punk is starting a very unhappy life. Enjoy, Punk!

[76834]

LOL
If you cant do the time dont do the crime...

Busted in Austin

[palmer]

Ironic, really--to get out of this drug charge, I'm forced to arrange bigger drug deals than I ever intended to.

The WOD is filled with irony.