Busted!

PartyCampus ^ | 04.18.2005 | Ajai Raj

[ßuddaßudd]

Texas again bump

[steve-b]

We have with us an ounce of grass and two bottles of rum -- one white, one gold. Our stash is nothing that would have made the Good Doctor envious, but all of our connections with the harder drugs in life decided to choose tonight to be unavailable, so we had to make do with what we could muster up. At least he would have approved of our choice of drink. I've just swallowed an Aderol- the conventional ADD "study-drug," if you're unfamiliar with it- and it will soon work its unique magic, rendering me alert and more capable of the task that awaits me. So now, with "One Toke Over the Line" on the CD player, a blunt in hand, and amphetamines rushing through my system with glorious abandon, I begin the lofty labor of cataloguing our pilgrimage in honor of the finest hero that writing ever saw.

Now all he'll need is to wait for the Inca Monkey God to hand him the manuscript, and for someone to translate his simple but beautiful language.

[steve-b]

And now, at the end, we find out he's going to become the lowest form of scum. A narc for the cops to get his own sentence reduced.

And he's stupid enough to post about it on the Internet, to boot.

[newgeezer]

Whoa, I just checked the source link and discovered the edits to the expletives were yours.

Seems like little Mr. Droopy Drawers has quite a bit of growing up left to do.

[IMissPresidentReagan]

He also had a near miss just a few weeks before his arrest described Here

"VI. RUN-IN WITH THE STATE PATROL It’s just as well that I did not proceed with the drunken debauchery as I had intended, or else we might have wound up in a much worse situation than we did just now.

As it stands, Salem has himself a seventy-dollar speeding ticket in Colorado that he never intends to pay off, and we all have the satisfaction of knowing we slipped our stash of wondrous illegalities under Officer K.L. Heston’s fat nose.

I suppose he also deserves credit for waking everyone up. Allen is rolling one of his signature joints now, and we’re en route to Boulder to grab a friend of mine and head on to Woody Creek. With any luck, there will be people there with whom Allen and I can discuss business."


I can only imagine the type of business he wants to discuss.

[airborne]

Ironic, really—to get out of this drug charge, I’m forced to arrange bigger drug deals than I ever intended to.

So, he's going to be a snitch for the man! I bet his friends will love finding this out!

[jec41]

The moron thinks he so smart, so superior to crazy yelling degenerates, wife beaters, whores, thieves, and contemptible crying c%nts whose lives were obviously over because they had been led to a police station.


What he does not understand is that he has now joined the club and become one of those he is belittling. He now has an arrest record to prove it. No different than a degree. Both are certified. Wonder if he will frame and hang his crime major on the wall?

[wbill]

Thanks, Dilbert. :-)

[hosepipe]

Interesting display of outrage...
IF he only knew what Hillary Clinton has planned for him...
All his accusations are text book socialist standard operation procedures when they take over..
College kids can be so dumb in their sophomoric assertions..
Pity that the liberal ones when adult never advance either.. but remain stunted or become RINOs..

[mmercier]

read most of this here, strangely i'm sniffin a hunter wannabe here... knew i was going to miss gonzo; not that this sniveling little whelp is any replacement.

[Exeter]

"To quote the late, great John Lennon, life is what happens while you’re busy making plans."

To quote my buddy Bob Allen, "You cannot be this f**king stupid!"

[dhs12345]

English Major.

Students studying Accounting don't have time to goof around.

[Billthedrill]

What to write is always a problem for a wet-behind-the-ears aspiring author. "Write what you know" is the usual guidance. So if what you know is petty crime, degeneracy, and narcing for The Man, well...

[MikeHu]

If the University of Texas has only 15 people like him on campus, I'd say they're doing quite well. Every college campus in the world has this hardcore of 10-15 people whose entire lives are dedicated to the disruption all that most people find civil and appropriate. They alone feel they must impose their will and demands on everybody else as though they alone have rights and privileges; that is their understanding of how the world works -- largely as a result of faulty upbringing and poor selection of friends, peers and role-models, otherwise, why would they choose those 10-15 other worst case losers.

Obviously, these people will never get their 15 minutes in any other legitimate way except by farting or defecating in public. What puzzles me is why mainstream writers look up to such people -- and write about their heroics as though that's what they want to grow up to be.

[steve-b]

i'm sniffin a hunter wannabe here... knew i was going to miss gonzo; not that this sniveling little whelp is any replacement

LOL! This joker isn't fit to carry Hunter S. Thompson's pill bottles.

[dhs12345]

Not much future in that.

If he does graduate, wonder who will want to hire him?

Not having a degree that is specifically targeted at a job is tough enough. Mix in a police record and it is even tougher. Maybe he will become a college prof.

[a_screen_name]

looks like Paul Stanley from Kiss....

[xJones]

At least He got to sit on the "Group W" bench with all the motherstabbers and fatherrapers.

That's funny:.:) When I saw his photo in #31 I thought he looked like Arlo Guthrie in "Alice's Restaurant". Of course, we're not old or anything....:)

[MikeHu]

So is that his first career promotional event?

Usually such writing talents vandalize their own apartments and cars, demanding the newspapers and television stations send a reporter -- claiming some white supremecist organization burned all their manuscripts because of their expose on the inner workings of the High Klansman.

The newspaper falls for it every time.

[nutmeg]

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