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Laura leaves 'em laughing, gasping (Not a very family-values-type speech..very risque: David Korn)
WashingtonTimes ^ | May 02, 2005 | By Joseph Curl

Posted on 05/02/2005 6:00:13 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay

Who knew? First lady Laura Bush took over the podium from her husband at Saturday night's annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner and knocked 'em dead, keeping Washington's most powerful politicos in stitches as she worked the ballroom like a seasoned stand-up comic.

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Although Washington's movers and shakers laughed at Mrs. Bush's performance, some in the press woke up with a Sunday morning hangover and began to criticize her monologue as immodest at best and downright bawdy at worst.

"Laura Bush cracks risque jokes at the White House Correspondents' dinner," sniffed Agence France-Presse. CNN reporter Elaine Quijano, who attended the dinner, also apparently had her sensibilities scarred by some of the first lady's quips.

"In some respects, I think for some folks it was a little shocking because she kind of crossed the line a little bit in some people's minds," she said.

"It was very risque," the Nation's David Korn said yesterday on Fox News. "I was wondering what the social conservatives and James Dobson had to say about all these jokes that were laced with sexual innuendo. Not a very family-values-type speech. I'm not sure I want to explain a lot of those jokes to my 4-year-old."

Eyebrows were raised by the first lady's bit about the president's ranching skills, which Mrs. Bush said her husband lacked because the elite schools he attended, Andover and Yale, "don't have a real strong ranching program."

She then added: "He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

The crowd howled. The joke, a female Associated Press reporter said, "had women giggling in the bathroom."

(Excerpt) Read more at washtimes.com ...


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To: ohioWfan
and you're one of the sad fellows who needs to 'chill.'

Sad? Yeah, your position is so superior that you have to insult those who disagree with you.

781 posted on 05/02/2005 11:04:25 AM PDT by dirtboy (Drooling moron since 1998...)
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To: newgeezer; CharacterCounts
Someone posted a fr thread saying that we were all on MSNBC! Maybe someone can rustle up a video clip of it.
782 posted on 05/02/2005 11:05:07 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: pollyannaish

Welcome to Free Republic. Great first post.


783 posted on 05/02/2005 11:06:05 AM PDT by Liberty Valance (If you must filibuster, let the Constitution do the talkin')
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To: Irish Eyes

:o)


784 posted on 05/02/2005 11:06:09 AM PDT by Pippin ( I still say Richard III was framed!)
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To: dirtboy
Yeah, David Korn is a flaming hypocrite. Yeah, Laura wasn't as bad as a lot of stuff that out there. And sure, Laura got raves and approval from the MSM for being semi-cool. But at what price? De facto validation of the other side's depravity in the cultural wars? She was on the bully pulpit - and used it as a platform for fanning the flames instead of trying to pour water on them.

Bravo, encore! And I like your "wife's test."

I'm a wife to my beloved husband, and a mom of three sons and a daughter. Which brings me to another problem with the First Lady's act that I've tried to make on this topic --but which doesn't get as much attention as "Desperate Housewives," Chippendales, and milking male horses.

That problem is that Laura's shtick echoed the prevailing culture's ridicule of men, especially white straight Republican men (gay men, Dims, and men of color get a pass).

I'm sick, sick sick of all the commercials and so-called comedies on TV that make men out to be inadequate doofuses.

And it seemed to me that Laura Bush was jumping on that bandwagon by hinting at sexual inadequacy --the whole "Mr. Excitement" thing, in the context of the Desperate Housewife/Chippendale innuendo.

Now I don't need a lecture that "it's not real, it's just a joke" so "lighten up" (wish I had a nickel for every time I heard that chestnut); or condescending instruction that the president is manly enough that we all know he's not inadequate.

That's not the point. The point is that there is far too much of this ridicule going on in our popular culture --to the huge detriment of our social fabric (which is exactly what the anti-family Left is out to achieve).

And Laura Bush just put her imprimatur on it.

As I noted in #410, Laura made several great jokes that gently poked fun at her husband, without crossing the line. But the Mr. Excitement shtick did.

If my daughter or my future daughters-in-law ever ridicule their husbands that way in public, you can bet they'll get a little talking-to from this future mother-in-law !

785 posted on 05/02/2005 11:06:11 AM PDT by shhrubbery! (The 'right to choose' = The right to choose death --for somebody else.)
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To: Pippin

You almost hit it dead on:

http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/1395119/posts?page=712#712


786 posted on 05/02/2005 11:06:16 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: CharacterCounts

The "whore" thing is interesting. The image of a woman stuffing a dollar in a male stripper's shorts--an image articulated by the first lady for national consumption--is an image that most believing people would associate with a non-believer at best. (Neo-cons, Rinos, Yuppie-lites, Godless philistines can stop reading here.) Does anyone seriously think, when they take their wedding vows, that "forsaking all others" means the freedom to take drunken hops around nearly naked men, stuffing money in their pants? As believers, that is the sort of standard we would expect from the modern divorce culture. Even joking about it, when you know the real consequences of sin, when you have been delivered from it, when you have seen the marriages broken by pornography, and when you have to participate, unwillingly, in the great welfare state that results from it, it can't help but arouse the ire of those who "hunger and thirst after righteousness."

The simple fact is that a woman course enough to discuss this in public, in this way, has adopted a world view that is distinctly non-Christian, that is far from the Proverbs 31 standard set down for the church. The coursening that comes about when a woman takes money for sex, or pays money for titillation, as in Chippendales, is precisely the sensibility we see in Laura Bush's remarks. The fact remains that none of our 18th, 19th, or early 20th century fore-mothers would have used this sort of joke in public. I dare you to find one first lady that has engaged in this sort of humor, for public consumption, prior to 1960. Most of them would have correctly assumed these words came from a poor lost soul.


787 posted on 05/02/2005 11:06:21 AM PDT by farmer18th ("The fool says in his heart there is no God.")
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To: newgeezer
Christians WAS in quotes for a reason.

I highly doubt that most of you claiming the moral high ground here really are.

There's no way to differentiate between what you say, and what the biased left wrongly stereotypes real Christians as thinking.

The people whom I KNOW are Christians, almost to a person, were not offended by what the First Lady said.

Methinks your politics has gotten in the way of your common sense, and your use of the moral high ground is nothing but a sham.

788 posted on 05/02/2005 11:06:27 AM PDT by ohioWfan ("If My people, which are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray.....")
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To: Pippin

BALDERDASH indeed, well put Pip!


789 posted on 05/02/2005 11:06:35 AM PDT by HairOfTheDog (I'd rather be happy than right...)
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To: Howlin
Not if you live in the Stone Age.

Another possibility is that I believe the Bible is the timeless Word of God. My wife does, too.

790 posted on 05/02/2005 11:06:46 AM PDT by newgeezer (Just my opinion, of course. Your mileage may vary.)
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To: twigs
... I have been advised to stand down and not say anything more

Probably because you do your side more harm than good. Y'know, making all Christians appear to be needlebutts.

791 posted on 05/02/2005 11:06:49 AM PDT by 68 grunt (3/1 India, 3rd, 68-69, 0311)
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To: pollyannaish

Brilliant post very well said.


792 posted on 05/02/2005 11:07:30 AM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: Gabz

It seems obvious that some people do not know that. It is much ado about nothing!


793 posted on 05/02/2005 11:07:45 AM PDT by MamaB (mom to an angel)
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To: fight_truth_decay
The First Lady was hilarious
& had me laughing out loud
794 posted on 05/02/2005 11:07:46 AM PDT by firewalk
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To: newgeezer

I see you conveniently overlook how others here have had their Christian status called into question or outright bashed.

There do appear to be some posters here who are feigning a Christianity in order to caricature us all.


795 posted on 05/02/2005 11:07:50 AM PDT by cyncooper
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To: dirtboy

The great Rush Limbaugh, veteran now of how many marriages? He's the perfect apologist for Laura's trench mouth.


796 posted on 05/02/2005 11:07:59 AM PDT by farmer18th ("The fool says in his heart there is no God.")
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To: dirtboy
Calling you sad isn't an insult. It's an observation.

Anyone whose nose is out of joint because of what the First Lady said IS sad.

Don't be so sensitive, OK?

797 posted on 05/02/2005 11:08:05 AM PDT by ohioWfan ("If My people, which are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray.....")
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To: farmer18th

798 posted on 05/02/2005 11:08:13 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: farmer18th
Many moons ago, another creature of your ilk showed up on an otherwise pleasant thread, hoping to clothe everyone in bhurkas.
My reply then is even more apropos in your case:

.. it's no wonder that otherwise sympathetic Romans found themselves rooting for the lions ..

I pray for the sanity of any woman who's found herself a victim of your captivity.

And btw, my previous discussion offer stands.

799 posted on 05/02/2005 11:08:31 AM PDT by tomkat
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To: StarFan; Dutchy; alisasny; BobFromNJ; BUNNY2003; Cacique; Clemenza; Coleus; cyborg; DKNY; ...
ping! (I'm a little late in finding this thread... sorry for any duplicate pings)

Please FReepmail me if you want on or off my ‘miscellaneous’ ping list.

800 posted on 05/02/2005 11:08:53 AM PDT by nutmeg ("We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good." - Hillary Clinton 6/28/04)
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