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Laura leaves 'em laughing, gasping (Not a very family-values-type speech..very risque: David Korn)
WashingtonTimes ^ | May 02, 2005 | By Joseph Curl

Posted on 05/02/2005 6:00:13 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay

Who knew? First lady Laura Bush took over the podium from her husband at Saturday night's annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner and knocked 'em dead, keeping Washington's most powerful politicos in stitches as she worked the ballroom like a seasoned stand-up comic.

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Although Washington's movers and shakers laughed at Mrs. Bush's performance, some in the press woke up with a Sunday morning hangover and began to criticize her monologue as immodest at best and downright bawdy at worst.

"Laura Bush cracks risque jokes at the White House Correspondents' dinner," sniffed Agence France-Presse. CNN reporter Elaine Quijano, who attended the dinner, also apparently had her sensibilities scarred by some of the first lady's quips.

"In some respects, I think for some folks it was a little shocking because she kind of crossed the line a little bit in some people's minds," she said.

"It was very risque," the Nation's David Korn said yesterday on Fox News. "I was wondering what the social conservatives and James Dobson had to say about all these jokes that were laced with sexual innuendo. Not a very family-values-type speech. I'm not sure I want to explain a lot of those jokes to my 4-year-old."

Eyebrows were raised by the first lady's bit about the president's ranching skills, which Mrs. Bush said her husband lacked because the elite schools he attended, Andover and Yale, "don't have a real strong ranching program."

She then added: "He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

The crowd howled. The joke, a female Associated Press reporter said, "had women giggling in the bathroom."

(Excerpt) Read more at washtimes.com ...


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To: Spiff
You don't get it. I posted something critical about it and I was attacked.

No, you weren't ATTACKED; people COMMENTED on your posts; that's the way it works around here, and everybody understands that, except for the perpetually paranoid.

461 posted on 05/02/2005 9:02:01 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: astounded

Actually he is a WASP from Scranton PA. He is big on Mexican Nanny's for his daughter and he just loves the idea she speaks Spanish better than English. He is a typical Liberal Preppy that we made fun of in the 80's.


462 posted on 05/02/2005 9:02:08 AM PDT by angcat
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To: twigs

Get over it.


463 posted on 05/02/2005 9:02:11 AM PDT by sissyjane (Silk pajamas for dress up, and flannel for everyday-perfect Freeper wardrobe!!)
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To: Howlin

That is fine, Howlin. But I move on. I don't continue and continue bashing, calling my small group of friends to do the same, etc.... People are on to the routine and are sick of it.


464 posted on 05/02/2005 9:02:13 AM PDT by yellowdoghunter (FR is so popular that people repost our thoughts on different message boards! It is an honor!)
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To: My Favorite Headache

Disgusting. And petty.


465 posted on 05/02/2005 9:03:00 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Wallace T.

Telling an Aggie joke at an after hours roast when children are asleep on a Saturday Night is not forgoing the Christian base...we need to get a grip here!


466 posted on 05/02/2005 9:03:24 AM PDT by gopwinsin04
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To: shhrubbery!; Wallace T.
many FReepers are giving Laura Bush a pass on these remarks they would never have given Hillary Clinton, Tipper Gore, or Teresa Heinz. There would be a 2,000 post entry railing against their poor taste were they the ones who made such remarks

That is because we take any opportunity to bash liberals.
We do it fo the same reason David Korn pretends to be 'shocked, shocked' when Laura Bush does it.

It neither case does it have anything to do with the actual propriety of the joke.

So9

467 posted on 05/02/2005 9:03:26 AM PDT by Servant of the 9 (Trust Me)
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To: iconoclast

Precisely!


468 posted on 05/02/2005 9:03:34 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: ohioWfan

Would you like this joke told at your next church banquet?


469 posted on 05/02/2005 9:03:50 AM PDT by joesbucks
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To: shhrubbery!
Uh-oh, shhrubbery!

It's getting harder for the advocates of vulgarity on the thread to accuse you of being "born-again zombie."

Too bad you will punished for having good taste.

470 posted on 05/02/2005 9:04:18 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: ohioWfan
Absolutely Ohio and I think the Conservatives getting upset about it is fueling the MSM to start criticizing their original reaction was positive but the more certain Conservatives go on the more they will start criticizing, don't give them more fuel.
471 posted on 05/02/2005 9:04:31 AM PDT by snugs (An English Cheney Chick - BIG TIME - Vote Conservative 5th May 2005)
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To: ohioWfan

Oh, the "put-upon" have arrived, I see.


472 posted on 05/02/2005 9:04:35 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: fight_truth_decay

I read the whole article. Didnt see ONE joke that was over the top. This is news???? This is "risque"????!!?!?! What a bunch of whiny, panty-in-a-wad sourpusses.


473 posted on 05/02/2005 9:04:48 AM PDT by FeliciaCat
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To: AngieGOP
""It was very risque," the Nation's David Korn said""
(Can you hear me LOL???)
474 posted on 05/02/2005 9:05:06 AM PDT by YaYa123 (@How Funny To Hear A Leftie Turn Judgemental.com)
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To: Praxeus
But, as for wideawake, saying nothing does not mean agreement

With a remark like that, it certainly does.

475 posted on 05/02/2005 9:05:19 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Praxeus; twigs
Are you unaware of FR rule of etiquette, or are you purposefully defying it?

Next time you talk about me, please do give me a ping, so that I can defend myself??

I have addressed the issue with twig and her right to speak her mind. SHE knows what I was doing............on the other hand, YOU clearly don't.

476 posted on 05/02/2005 9:05:24 AM PDT by ohioWfan ("If My people, which are called by My name, will humble themselves and pray.....")
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To: CharacterCounts

I am seeing lots of different "agendas" on this thread.


477 posted on 05/02/2005 9:05:58 AM PDT by Howlin (North Carolina, where beer kegs are registered and illegal aliens run free.)
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To: Jackson57
I don't want to debate anything. I made on comment. You felt compelled to start a debate, not me.

Some things are important, like the President being incompetent on one of the the most important conservative issues of our time, dismantling the Ponzi scheme.

People who focus on some goofy comedy routine by an unelected politico have truly lost their focus. That crap is nonsense.

If you see a thread where people want to talk about the debacle caused by the administration on the SS issue, please ping me to it. They are hard to find here because the truth hurts.

478 posted on 05/02/2005 9:06:58 AM PDT by Protagoras (Evolution is amazing... I wonder who invented it?)
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To: TigersEye

Nope, as I posted earlier, GWB is man enough to take it. We can all see that and that's one reason a lot of us love him. (Though I'd bet the ranch he's privately not real thrilled at the sarcastic --and lame-- "Mr. Excitement" joke.)


479 posted on 05/02/2005 9:07:19 AM PDT by shhrubbery! (The 'right to choose' = The right to choose death --for somebody else.)
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To: Diddle E. Squat
Thank goodness the 'Perpetual Panties in a Bunch for Jesus' crowd is on the case...


480 posted on 05/02/2005 9:07:35 AM PDT by tomkat
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