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Laura leaves 'em laughing, gasping (Not a very family-values-type speech..very risque: David Korn)
WashingtonTimes ^ | May 02, 2005 | By Joseph Curl

Posted on 05/02/2005 6:00:13 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay

Who knew? First lady Laura Bush took over the podium from her husband at Saturday night's annual White House Correspondents' Association dinner and knocked 'em dead, keeping Washington's most powerful politicos in stitches as she worked the ballroom like a seasoned stand-up comic.

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Although Washington's movers and shakers laughed at Mrs. Bush's performance, some in the press woke up with a Sunday morning hangover and began to criticize her monologue as immodest at best and downright bawdy at worst.

"Laura Bush cracks risque jokes at the White House Correspondents' dinner," sniffed Agence France-Presse. CNN reporter Elaine Quijano, who attended the dinner, also apparently had her sensibilities scarred by some of the first lady's quips.

"In some respects, I think for some folks it was a little shocking because she kind of crossed the line a little bit in some people's minds," she said.

"It was very risque," the Nation's David Korn said yesterday on Fox News. "I was wondering what the social conservatives and James Dobson had to say about all these jokes that were laced with sexual innuendo. Not a very family-values-type speech. I'm not sure I want to explain a lot of those jokes to my 4-year-old."

Eyebrows were raised by the first lady's bit about the president's ranching skills, which Mrs. Bush said her husband lacked because the elite schools he attended, Andover and Yale, "don't have a real strong ranching program."

She then added: "He's learned a lot about ranching since that first year when he tried to milk the horse. What's worse, it was a male horse."

The crowd howled. The joke, a female Associated Press reporter said, "had women giggling in the bathroom."

(Excerpt) Read more at washtimes.com ...


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1 posted on 05/02/2005 6:00:14 AM PDT by fight_truth_decay
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To: fight_truth_decay

Conservatives can be just as "risque" as libs, especially at these types of functions. I heard Bill Bennett hand wringing this morning about it.

Hey Bill, get over yourself!


2 posted on 05/02/2005 6:03:00 AM PDT by pissant (select your paddle carefully)
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To: fight_truth_decay
I hope this isn't true. That definitely crosses a line.
3 posted on 05/02/2005 6:03:01 AM PDT by wideawake (God bless our brave soldiers and their Commander in Chief)
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To: fight_truth_decay
Its funny to hear smut-peddling liberals complaining about family values. Thanks for the commentary David Korn!

(Denny Crane: "Sometimes you can only look for answers from God and failing that... and Fox News".)
4 posted on 05/02/2005 6:04:07 AM PDT by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: fight_truth_decay
"Laura Bush cracks risque jokes at the White House Correspondents' dinner," sniffed Agence France-Presse.

Imagine that, the French have apparently acquired a standard of taste in such matters. Even David Corn is has "standards" - who knew?

5 posted on 05/02/2005 6:04:25 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: pissant

I was waiting for the crying and the complaints to start. Clinton getting Miltons in the oval office, hillarious. Mrs. Bush crackin' wise, the world is coming to an end.
It was not a Chris Rock act, it was pretty funny stuff.


6 posted on 05/02/2005 6:05:19 AM PDT by Holicheese (How many more must die Mister Speaker.)
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To: fight_truth_decay

I never thought I'd EVER agree with David Korn, but I do. While parts of the speech were funny, even very funny and well delivered, it was over the top for the wife of a president we elected at least partly for a change from Clinton-era moral slimepit. I have always liked Mrs. Bush, but she has slipped considerably in my opinion of her. It's telling that the people who most liked her humor was the Hollywood people there who recognize their own way of looking at the world.


7 posted on 05/02/2005 6:05:36 AM PDT by twigs
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To: anniegetyourgun

aren't david korn and his ilk the ones that guffaw at the ribald antics of Whoopi Goldberg etc, at dem functions?


9 posted on 05/02/2005 6:05:55 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: fight_truth_decay

Oh please. People have been making "milk the bull" jokes as long as there have been cows. This just sounds like the rancher's version of a farmer's joke.

People need to get over themselves.


10 posted on 05/02/2005 6:06:20 AM PDT by Samwise (We apologize for the inconvenience.)
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To: fight_truth_decay

These jokes are "risque"? They must have left out the best ones.


11 posted on 05/02/2005 6:06:42 AM PDT by HarleyD
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To: Holicheese

It was funny. And it might have been Risque in 1807.


12 posted on 05/02/2005 6:07:16 AM PDT by pissant (select your paddle carefully)
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To: fight_truth_decay
In spite of popular opinion, not all of us conservatives are born again baptists. That may be difficult for the likes of David Korn to understand.

Being intellectually superior, of course, he should be able to do so readily.

13 posted on 05/02/2005 6:07:19 AM PDT by llevrok (A conservative American first. Not a republican.)
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To: xsmommy

Korn is just disappointed that she didn't use the ever-present-liberal-speech-requirement of the "F" word.


14 posted on 05/02/2005 6:07:21 AM PDT by anniegetyourgun
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To: fight_truth_decay
The Lefties have found a new mantra: moral indignation at Laura's comedy skit.


Too bad they didn't have the same 'moral indignation' when ole Bill had his zipper down -- numerous times -- in the Oval Office (and probably elsewhere).

The Lefties are being a tad [understatement] hypocritical.
15 posted on 05/02/2005 6:08:08 AM PDT by TomGuy
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To: fight_truth_decay
As I pointed out on the other thread this morning, we all need to remember:

No one can digest Corn.

16 posted on 05/02/2005 6:08:19 AM PDT by Petronski (Pope Benedict XVI: A German Shepherd on the Throne of Peter)
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To: Petronski

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


17 posted on 05/02/2005 6:08:45 AM PDT by xsmommy
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To: pissant

She may have said somethings that had sexual overtones but did she use the F bomb once? At the JF'nK fund raiser, ho many fbombs did whoopiepie Goldberg use? Were these same people shocked and faint? Come on , grow up.
It just goes to show that if a Dem does it, its OK. If a Repub does it, its shameful.


18 posted on 05/02/2005 6:10:10 AM PDT by Holicheese (How many more must die Mister Speaker.)
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To: TonyRo76

"Whatever Laura said, I highly doubt she crossed any of the same lines as, say...Robin Williams!"

Or Whoopie Goldberg, Cher, Sean Penn, Streisand....


19 posted on 05/02/2005 6:10:11 AM PDT by AngieGOP (I never met a woman who became a stripper because she played with Barbie dolls as a kid.)
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To: fight_truth_decay

David Korn is a typical snakelike looking liberal.


20 posted on 05/02/2005 6:10:58 AM PDT by Piquaboy (22 year veteran of the Army, Air Force and Navy, Pray for all our military .)
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