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LIVE! From the FReeper Canteen ~ It's Camp Run-A-Muk! ~ Nyuk!Nyuk!Nyuk! ~ Friday, April 15, 2005
My "VOICES", "kitty-katz", the Canteen Crew, and FRiends of the Canteen

Posted on 04/14/2005 7:59:26 PM PDT by tomkow6

 
 
For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in
The United States Armed Forces.
 
 
Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom?
Support The United States Armed Forces Today!
 
 

 

....I'm hungry...me too..quit pickin' your nose...ain't TomKow gonna feed us?....naww...he ain't here.....where's he at now?.....him & Acad are on a field trip, something to do with silicone....well, who's gonna feed us?....don't ask Ma....she almost burned down the Canteen last time she cooked....let's go bug MoJo....YEAH!...she'll cook our next to favorite food....HOT DOGS!!!!....ALRIGHT!....everybody! let's all head over to MoJo's!

Welcome to
Camp RUN-A-MUK!

 

Camp Run-A-Muk THEME SONG!

Where the Plan Of the Day is: Mirth...Merriment...and FUN!
Kick back! Relax! Tell a joke or two! Have a brew!
The BAR is OPEN!
We've got Eye candy...Mind candy...
and Chicken soup for the soul!

Today, we're gonna look at AMERICA'S favorite fast food!  The HOT DOG!

.......Hey, what's in a hot dog, anyway?....

Nope. You're not allowed to ask that one. And do you really want to know anyway? For the record, the Council refers to the actual meat as "specially selected meat trimmings." They would like to point out, however, that thanks to stricter U.S. Department of Agriculture rules, hot-dog meat has become much leaner and, unless otherwise indicated, must be made from muscle (as most meat found in supermarkets is).

Most supermarket hot dogs use cellulose casings, which are removed before packaging. Some, however, still use the traditional natural casings, made from animal intestines.  By law, a hot dog can contain up to 3.5 percent of "non-meat ingredients." Don't be scared. This is usually just some type of milk or soy product used to add to the nutritional value. Many hot dogs may be relatively high in fat and sodium, but they are also a good source of protein, iron, and other necessary vitamins.

......How did the hot dog get its name?

The term "hot dog" is credited to sports cartoonist Tad Dorgan. At a 1901 baseball game at the Polo Grounds in New York, vendors began selling hot dachsund sausages in rolls.  From the press box, Dorgan could hear the vendors yelling, "Get your dachshund sausages while they're red hot!" He sketched a cartoon depicting the scene but wasn't sure how to spell "dachshund" so he called them simply, "hot dogs." And the rest is history.

Also called frankfurters, frank, weenie, wienie, wiener, dog, and red hot. A cooked sausage that consists of a combination of beef and pork or all beef, which is cured, smoked, and cooked. Seasonings may include coriander, garlic, ground mustard, nutmeg, salt, sugar, and white pepper. They are fully cooked but are usually served hot. Sizes range from big dinner frankfurters to tiny cocktail size. Hot dogs are among America's favorite foods. Every year, Americans consume on average 60 hot dogs! Hot dogs are primarily regarded as a fun, summertime food, and most are eaten between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

Americans are not the only ones who love hot dogs. The Spanish call them "perrito caliente," in Italian, it's "cane caldo," the French refer to them as "chien chaud," Germans call them "Heisser Hund," and the Dutch have dubbed them "worstjes."

Did You Know?
Movie actress Marlene Dietrich (1902-1992) once said that hot dogs and champagne were her favorite meal.

It is said that the legendary baseball player Babe Ruth (1895-1948) once downed 24 hot dogs between games of a double header.

Hot dogs are primarily regarded as a fun, summertime food, and most are eaten between Memorial Day and Labor Day.

Vienna Beef Makes World's Longest Hot Dog: 16 Feet, 1 Inch

To celebrate National Hot Dog Month and the Fourth of July last year, the Chicago-based Vienna Beef assembled the world's longest hot dog, measuring 16 feet, 1 inch and topping the previous record of 15 feet, 3 inches recorded in Pennsylvania in 2001. The giant feat took place near Buckingham Fountain during the annual Taste of Chicago food festival.

All across America, Americans like to eat their hot dogs differently:


Pelikan?                                     Acad?

Texas Corn Dog


Invented for the Texas State Fair in 1942, the Corn Dog is now a popular favorite throughout the south. This all-beef frank is dipped in a corn batter and fried crisp. Served with mustard (try it with Dundee honey mustard) and coleslaw, the Texas Corn Dog is a great kids' favorite.

Cincinnati Cheese Coney


Many American towns have their "Coney Island Dogs," even though Coney Island is part of New York City. Cincinnati was selected as the representative Coney Island Dog. It has a renowned chili topping—spiced with chili powder, paprika, nutmeg, chocolate, and cinnamon. This version is a Vienna Beef frank served with Cincinnati chili, mild cheddar cheese, diced onions, and Ohio's own Bertman Ball Park mustard, considered by many fans to be the finest stadium mustard in America.
 

Dodger Dog


From Los Angeles comes the pork frankfurter by Farmer John, served on a steamed foot-long bun with mustard and relish.
 

And OUR FAVORITE.....

Chicago Red Hot


Some places will cater to the customers with sauerkraut, lettuce or even ketchup. Other restaurants disperse small packets of ketchup and require their customers to destroy the hot dog themselves. But a Chicago-style dog was best described by 'The Frugal Gourmet' - Jeff Smith - as being a salad on a bun or 'dragged through the garden', even when they wander from the traditional Chicago style. The key feature is lots of toppings, many of which resemble vegetables. And although it's not strictly a 'topping', a beer goes great with the hot dog too!

The Chicago Dog/Chicago Style Hot Dog is a thing of beauty, friends. It is The hot dog -- everything else in comparison is just a wiener in a bun.

The origin of the one true dog is debated, but is generally credited to Austria-Hungarian Anton Ludwig Feuchtwanger who was assembling them as early as 1893 for the Chicago Worlds Fair.

The Chicago Dog is important because, unlike traditional (term used loosely) dogs where there is too much bun and not enough other, the Chicago Dog gives an excellent overall balance -- the wiener is not the focal point of the dog, but is taken as part of the whole work of art.

The reason for this is that there is more to them than meat, bread and condiments. Individual preferences and recipes will always have some wiggle room, but generally a Chicago Dog will have steamed or boiled frank with yellow mustard, pickle relish, chopped onion, tomato wedges (not slices, wedges), a kosher dill spear and celery salt/celery seed. Acceptable (and recommended) additions are hot "sport" peppers (whole, not sliced), and some people say diced green pepper is good, though I don't prefer it myself.

There are few mandates about it's assembly save a few points: the mustard will be drizzled off the side of the wiener (not on top of it), the tomato (WEDGES!) will be placed on the frank/bun crevice on one side and the pickle spear on the other. This pickle/tomato placement them builds up the sides of the 'dog and makes a neat furrow for the relish/onions/peppers to sit in without falling out before you partake.

Never put ketchup/catsup/catchup/whatever on it. Ever. It's just not an option. Deal with it.

VIENNA® BEEF CHICAGO STYLE HOT DOG

Heat in water, steam, grill or microwave to 170°F. Place the authentic Vienna® Beef Hot Dog in a steamed poppyseed bun. Then pile on the toppings in this order:

1. Yellow Mustard
2. Bright Green Relish
3. Fresh Chopped Onions
4. Two Tomato Wedges
5. A Kosher Pickle Spear
6. Two Sport Peppers (careful!)
7. A Dash of Celery Salt

How do YOU fix your dogs???

 



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To: wolfpat
Oh -- and don't forget the bubbles! I am so bossy!


1,021 posted on 04/15/2005 8:36:02 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Bethbg79

This same bucnh goes to Port Aransas every year around Sept or Oct when the hotel prices drop from the summer vacation rates. They stay for 4 or 5 days to have a break from the kids.

Last year or the previous year, they had male dancers in one of the rooms for one of the gals' birthday. One of the "wild women" actually stripped and danced in their hotel room another day.

Fly on the wall????? I'll just hang around and see how many clothes fly out of the hot tub.........


1,022 posted on 04/15/2005 8:36:33 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (TV News and the MSM - - - ROTFLMAO)
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To: bentfeather; Kathy in Alaska; Bethbg79

Night, night, night and good night to anybody I missed. Have a lovely Friday, I did.


1,023 posted on 04/15/2005 8:37:33 AM PDT by Laurita (Mo-om! I'm ho-ome!!!!)
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To: bentfeather

**waving howdy**


1,024 posted on 04/15/2005 8:37:48 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Laurita

You're still here?? Are you sleeptyping?
Sweet dreams.


1,025 posted on 04/15/2005 8:38:42 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: Arrowhead1952
ROTFLOL! I love it!
1,026 posted on 04/15/2005 8:39:10 AM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: ValerieUSA; uncleshag; StarCMC; cedarswingman
"...can I sing it??"

Let's ask UncleShag if he can post Ray Cornelius's "I'll Never Fergit!!" to the Canteen...StarCMC might have it, too.

FReegards...MUD

1,027 posted on 04/15/2005 8:39:54 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Tom Delay is the BEST POLITICIAN in Congress...and the DemonRATS can't stand it!!)
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To: cedarswingman

You must have had a stray HTML command in there somewheres...MUD


1,029 posted on 04/15/2005 8:40:47 AM PDT by Mudboy Slim (Tom Delay is the BEST POLITICIAN in Congress...and the DemonRATS can't stand it!!)
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To: Mrs.Nooseman
So long Mrs. N. I left a half hour ago, remember. :) I'm getting to work now too. Have a great day. I hope it goes well for you. I'm sure it will! See you tonight!
1,030 posted on 04/15/2005 8:41:06 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: eEtMoRcHiKiN

Whoa!


1,031 posted on 04/15/2005 8:41:07 AM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: eEtMoRcHiKiN

TROLL!


1,032 posted on 04/15/2005 8:41:27 AM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: ValerieUSA

Really nice. I've actually got a picture on my desktop all a whole field full of them.

You do good work

8->


1,033 posted on 04/15/2005 8:42:16 AM PDT by beachn4fun (a momentary lapse into the "duh" zone.)
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To: ValerieUSA
Great pictures. I wish I had somebody here to help me, but alas, my wife is no longer living here. (come to think of it, even when she was here, I had no help)
1,034 posted on 04/15/2005 8:42:45 AM PDT by wolfpat (Dum vivimus, vivamus)
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To: Bethbg79

Unbelievable, some people lead such sad pathetic lives. A happy quick good bye to that one.


1,035 posted on 04/15/2005 8:43:43 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: GodBlessUSA
I'm SO glad that picture didnt show up. It's a horrible image. I've seen it before.

I hit abuse right away. Thank God the mods are on top of it today.

1,036 posted on 04/15/2005 8:44:48 AM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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To: wolfpat

1,037 posted on 04/15/2005 8:45:14 AM PDT by ValerieUSA
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To: beachn4fun

A raspberry?

That joke is so lame and sick that it should receive one, continous, flowing raspberry.

But it's so sick that it's funny! :-)


1,038 posted on 04/15/2005 8:47:32 AM PDT by El Gran Salseron ( The equal opportunity male chauvinist pig. :-))
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To: Bethbg79

I hit abuse too and it was gone quicker than I could do so. I was lucky not to see the picture but a red x. The Mods are awesome!


1,039 posted on 04/15/2005 8:47:43 AM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, past, present and future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: GodBlessUSA; Admin Moderator

Yes! WoooHoooo Mods!


1,040 posted on 04/15/2005 8:48:36 AM PDT by Bethbg79 (God bless our Troops and their families!)
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