Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[beachn4fun]

WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE "ESTROGEN ISSUES"

1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem.

2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet.

3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans.

4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say.

5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-"

6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice.

7. Everyone seems to have just landed here from "outer space."

8. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy.

9. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday.

[tomkow6]

There were two blondes walking down the street and they spotted a compact. They rushed over to see who it belonged to so they could return it.

The first one opens it and says, "This person looks familiar"

The second one says, "Let me see."

She looks at her friend and says, "Silly, that's me!"

[Diva Betsy Ross]

(*snicker*) Good morning Arrowhead!

[beachn4fun]

A drunk stumbles upon a baptism service on Sunday afternoon down by the river. He proceeds to walk down into the water and stands next to the preacher. The minister turns and notices the old drunk and says, "Welcome, brother. Are you ready to find Jesus?"

The drunk looks back and says, "Well, why not. Sure I am."

The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him right back up. "Have you found Jesus?"

"No, I haven't!" answers the drunk.

The preacher then dunks him under a bit longer, brings him up and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"

"No, I did not, Reverend." The preacher, in disgust, holds the drunk under for at least 30 seconds this time.

He brings the man out of the water and says in a harsh tone, "My God man, have you found Jesus yet?"

The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are you sure this is where he fell in?"

[beachn4fun]

Good morning Diva Betsy. HUGS

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Hi Kids! Hope you all have a great day!

[cedarswingman]

Mornin' NRA

[beachn4fun]

Good morning Arrowhead.

[beachn4fun]

You know when you get my age, you really LOVE people who call you KID! LOL

[beachn4fun]

Good morning NRA. Are you gonna share any of the jokes you found?

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Hi SG! Welcome to the Canteen! Thanks for the Squirrel story!

[cedarswingman]

Top of the Morning BEACHN

[tomkow6]

Did you hear about the blond who never learned to waterski?
He couldn't find a lake with a slope.

[beachn4fun]

(((HUGS))) Good morning EG. HAPPY PRE-BIRTHDAY

[Diva Betsy Ross]

Hehee! Always a kid a heart!

[Arrowhead1952]

Back @ both of you. Trying to re-coop after my weekend trip to see the daughter at college.

[cedarswingman]

I missed being here. Great joke. LOL

[Diva Betsy Ross]

[Diva Betsy Ross]

OOHH! Did she keep you on the run? I hope you had a good visit! Kids are the best!

[GodBlessUSA]

LOL! :)
Good Morning Arrowhead! How are you?