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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
Canteen funny guys

Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross

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To: StarCMC

Mrs GiggleLips.....#1150 and #1200!!


1,241 posted on 04/12/2005 9:42:51 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: bentfeather
Thank you, ms feather, for The Canteen...

".....a safe haven for our troops and their families."

1,242 posted on 04/12/2005 9:45:09 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

That's easy to take.

Not livin' on a fault line I hope!


All the snow gone yet?



1,243 posted on 04/12/2005 9:48:06 PM PDT by NYTexan
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To: laurenmarlowe

Whats going on Momma??


1,244 posted on 04/12/2005 9:50:20 PM PDT by duck duck goose
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To: txradioguy

Hi TX how are you Punkin??


1,245 posted on 04/12/2005 9:52:14 PM PDT by duck duck goose
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To: NYTexan

Here in the neighborhood, most everybodies lawns are showing near the houses and the middles. Places where the blown snow was heaped onto the lawn edges from the driveways and near mailboxes is still a couple feet deep.


1,246 posted on 04/12/2005 9:53:50 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Won't be long now!

Do you have really long days comming now like the arctic?


1,247 posted on 04/12/2005 9:58:21 PM PDT by NYTexan
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To: NYTexan

Next sunrise: 6:45 a.m.
Next sunset: 9:16 p.m.

We gain about 5 minutes a day of sunshine til June 21st. then we start losing 5 minutes a day.

Further north, Barrow, the sun stays above the horizon from mid November to mid January. Alternately, in winter the sun doesn't come up from mid November to mid January.


1,248 posted on 04/12/2005 10:03:05 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

I'll bet that drives some of them crazy!


1,249 posted on 04/12/2005 10:09:47 PM PDT by NYTexan
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To: Kathy in Alaska; MS.BEHAVIN; All
Night Ma...Night Ms B

;)

Bright Place

1,250 posted on 04/12/2005 10:12:53 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: NYTexan

Here in Anchorage, in mid June, it doesn't get dark enough for the street lights to come on. I never put my blinds down, but my parents practically have black out curtains. Visitors are always surprised when they look at their watches and realize how late it is.


1,251 posted on 04/12/2005 10:14:00 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: mylife
my.....you are supposed to be winding down before bed. Pretty lively song. Thanks. Good night and sweet dreams. Thank you for helping make the Canteen a fun place for our troops. And thank you for your service to this great nation.


1,252 posted on 04/12/2005 10:15:39 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: duck duck goose; laurenmarlowe

1,254 posted on 04/12/2005 10:17:07 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: Yehuda

Funny nevertheless. LOL!


1,255 posted on 04/12/2005 10:17:36 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: JCEccles

Welcome to the Canteen, JCEccles, and thanks for the joke.


1,256 posted on 04/12/2005 10:19:26 PM PDT by Kathy in Alaska (~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: TexasCowboy; MoJo2001

Cowboy, I'm so sorry to hear you have cancer. Of course I'll say a lot of prayers for you. Among those prayers will be thanks for the advances in medicine in recent years, and that you get the full benefit of those advances. God must know how valuable you are to us here, but I'll be sure and mention it anyway.


1,258 posted on 04/12/2005 10:29:22 PM PDT by BykrBayb (Impeach Judge Greer - In memory of Terri Schindler <strike>Schiavo</strike> - www.terrisfight.org)
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To: Kathy in Alaska

Hugs Kath

Bed is in sight an calling

rest well


1,259 posted on 04/12/2005 10:29:36 PM PDT by mylife (The roar of the masses could be farts)
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To: Kathy in Alaska
Thanks.

On a related note, I've always gotten a kick of of this short joke, attributed to Steve Wright:

"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."

1,260 posted on 04/12/2005 10:31:52 PM PDT by JCEccles (Andrea Dworkin--the Ward Churchill of gender politics.)
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