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Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005
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Posted on 04/11/2005 7:30:08 PM PDT by Diva Betsy Ross
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To: StarCMC

Mrs GiggleLips.....#1150 and #1200!!
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posted on
04/12/2005 9:42:51 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: bentfeather
Thank you, ms feather, for
The Canteen...".....a safe haven for our troops and their families."
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posted on
04/12/2005 9:45:09 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: Kathy in Alaska
That's easy to take.
Not livin' on a fault line I hope!
All the snow gone yet?
To: laurenmarlowe
To: txradioguy
Hi TX how are you Punkin??
To: NYTexan
Here in the neighborhood, most everybodies lawns are showing near the houses and the middles. Places where the blown snow was heaped onto the lawn edges from the driveways and near mailboxes is still a couple feet deep.
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posted on
04/12/2005 9:53:50 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Won't be long now!
Do you have really long days comming now like the arctic?
To: NYTexan
Next sunrise: 6:45 a.m.
Next sunset: 9:16 p.m.
We gain about 5 minutes a day of sunshine til June 21st. then we start losing 5 minutes a day.
Further north, Barrow, the sun stays above the horizon from mid November to mid January. Alternately, in winter the sun doesn't come up from mid November to mid January.
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posted on
04/12/2005 10:03:05 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: Kathy in Alaska
I'll bet that drives some of them crazy!
To: Kathy in Alaska; MS.BEHAVIN; All
1,250
posted on
04/12/2005 10:12:53 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: NYTexan
Here in Anchorage, in mid June, it doesn't get dark enough for the street lights to come on. I never put my blinds down, but my parents practically have black out curtains. Visitors are always surprised when they look at their watches and realize how late it is.
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posted on
04/12/2005 10:14:00 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: mylife
my.....you are supposed to be winding down before bed. Pretty lively song. Thanks. Good night and sweet dreams. Thank you for helping make the Canteen a fun place for our troops. And thank you for your service to this great nation.
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posted on
04/12/2005 10:15:39 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: duck duck goose; laurenmarlowe
1,254
posted on
04/12/2005 10:17:07 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: Yehuda
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posted on
04/12/2005 10:17:36 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
To: JCEccles
Welcome to the Canteen, JCEccles, and thanks for the joke.
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posted on
04/12/2005 10:19:26 PM PDT
by
Kathy in Alaska
(~ www.ProudPatriots.org ~ next campaign is Operation 4th of July~)
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To: TexasCowboy; MoJo2001
Cowboy, I'm so sorry to hear you have cancer. Of course I'll say a lot of prayers for you. Among those prayers will be thanks for the advances in medicine in recent years, and that you get the full benefit of those advances. God must know how valuable you are to us here, but I'll be sure and mention it anyway.
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posted on
04/12/2005 10:29:22 PM PDT
by
BykrBayb
(Impeach Judge Greer - In memory of Terri Schindler <strike>Schiavo</strike> - www.terrisfight.org)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Hugs Kath
Bed is in sight an calling
rest well
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posted on
04/12/2005 10:29:36 PM PDT
by
mylife
(The roar of the masses could be farts)
To: Kathy in Alaska
Thanks.
On a related note, I've always gotten a kick of of this short joke, attributed to Steve Wright:
"When I die I want to go peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming in terror like his passengers."
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posted on
04/12/2005 10:31:52 PM PDT
by
JCEccles
(Andrea Dworkin--the Ward Churchill of gender politics.)
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