Freeper Canteen: Tell me your favorite joke! Come join us. April 12,2005

Canteen funny guys

[Diva Betsy Ross]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday... Thank the Veterans who served in The United States Armed Forces. Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom? Support The United States Armed Forces Today! You know how it is when you're walking up the stairs, and you get to the top, and you think there's one more step? I'm like that all the time. Yesterday I saw a chicken crossing the road. I asked it why. It told me it was none of my business Here is the big question of the day: What is your favorite joke? (please keep it family friendly!) Come into the Canteen and tell us all about it!~ Links below! Wanna surf the internet with me? I hope that you will find some fun,enlightenment and inspiration within these links. If you are really cool you will follow each one! I hope everyone has a great week. And of course thanks and love goes out to the troops. You guys and gals rock! Thank you-Thank you 100 thousand times! Find Out If You Are a Road Geek Here **** Slogan Generator Here **** A Very Funny WebSite Here **** Experiments for Hostess Twinkies **** USO Public Service Announcement **** Are we having fun yet?? Hope so! Support Our Troops Rally Ohio **** Motorcycle News **** Some Income is TAX FREE for Troops! **** Free Video Conferencing online for Troops **** Movies Released April 2005 **** Faith Flashes-A Tribute to our Troops **** Tribute to Our Troops **** Looking for a special card to send a special American hero? LOOK HERE! "Lord, hold our troops in your loving hands. Protect them as they protect us. Bless them and their families for the selfless acts they perform for us in our time of need. Amen." AWESOME TRIBUTE AND PRAYER WHEEL FOR OUR TROOPS AND THEIR FAMILIES HERE (Make sure to look at the second page)

[Old Sarge]

{{{{{ BETHY! }}}}}

Hey, you beat me TO it!

[Kathy in Alaska]

It sure does, despite thinking about the frown on the Kid's face. LOLOL!!

[StarCMC]

Well if that's all you can do I guess it's gonna have to suffice! LOL!

[GummyIII]

Hi, Beth!!! You barely caught me! I'm off to bed. I'm pooped with a double "poop"...grin. Good to see you, gal. You sure brighten up a place.

[Mears]

bttt

[laurenmarlowe]

Hiya Bethy! I hope you and Conner are doing well. ((HUGS))!

[I'm ALL Right!]

A stock broker, on his way home from work in New York City, came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself, "Wow, this seems much worse than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"

The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is so depressed, she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband has spent all her money and the Democrats told her to forget about running for President in 2008. So we're taking up a collection for her.

The stock broker asks, "How much have you got so far?" The officer replies "About 4 1/2 gallons, but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

[Old Sarge]

Well, we COULD start something...

[Bethbg79]

Hehehe..;-)

[MoJo2001]

DJ SUNSHINE!

The Music Continues....

Genre: Swing

Benny Goodman - Jumpin At The Savoy

Genre: Classic R&B

Pearl Reaves - You Can't Stay Here
(If you like LaVern Baker, you'll love her)

 

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hi, zip!!! Glad you stopped by with your joke. LOL!! And thanks for your service to America.

[Bethbg79]

LOL! Thanks.

Sleep well double pooped! Sweet dreams!

[StarCMC]

So NOT a drive by??

[Kathy in Alaska]

Hiya, Kidlet!! ((HUGS)) Good day for you and Connor today?

[Bethbg79]

We are thanks! ((HUGS))

How are you?

[Bethbg79]

Yes Ma'am! How was your's?

[StarCMC]

Oh no. TC was the first to help me find my way around here too. Prayers. Absolutely.

[Kathy in Alaska]

SSarge....((HUGS)) Has your weather settled, or is unsettled weather the norm?

[Bethbg79]

Blallaaallalalaaaaaaaaa! It's good to see ya! LOL

(((HUGS)))

[Kathy in Alaska]

Still here, but alone, it's quiet, and it's nice.