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Wash your bumper off
The Pittsburgh Post-Gazette ^ | Saturday, March 12, 2005 | Christopher Flickinger

Posted on 03/12/2005 11:28:18 AM PST by Willie Green

Still have a 'Kerry/Edwards' sticker on your car? Get over it!

For the love of God, please remove those "Kerry/Edwards" bumper stickers from your cars and trucks!

In case you didn't get the memo, your side lost. It's like you're walking around with a big "L" on your forehead -- Loser!

I'm not sure why you still have that sticker on your bumper. Maybe it's been too cold outside for you to remove it. Maybe your post-election depression is so deep you can't bring yourself to take it off. Maybe you're living in denial. Maybe you've been too busy spreading lies and rumors about the future of Social Security and judicial nominations that you haven't had enough time to get it off your vehicle.

Or maybe it's even worse than I thought....

(Excerpt) Read more at post-gazette.com ...


TOPICS: Culture/Society; Political Humor/Cartoons; Politics/Elections
KEYWORDS: bumperstickers; kerryedwards
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1 posted on 03/12/2005 11:28:18 AM PST by Willie Green
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To: prairiebreeze

A pretty funny read.


2 posted on 03/12/2005 11:29:09 AM PST by Peach (The Clintons pardoned more terrorists than they ever captured or killed.)
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To: Willie Green

Naw - I like the Kerry stickers. Up here in MD its a disqualifier. Warns me that I'm sharing the road with a loon who likely has PEST.


3 posted on 03/12/2005 11:29:44 AM PST by Fenris6 (3 Purple Hearts in 4 months w/o missing a day of work? He's either John Rambo or a Fraud)
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To: Willie Green

I agree. I still see some Gore stickers on cars...people who really can't get over a loss


4 posted on 03/12/2005 11:29:52 AM PST by kanecorp
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To: Willie Green

I chuckle ever time I see one of them, ususally on cars coming from Tucson.


5 posted on 03/12/2005 11:30:37 AM PST by Jeff Chandler (Tagline schmagline.)
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To: Willie Green

Serious question: what is the best way to remove an old bumper sticker?


6 posted on 03/12/2005 11:31:25 AM PST by governsleastgovernsbest (Watching the Today Show since 2002 so you don't have to.)
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To: Willie Green
And while Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers may be scraped off, the Gay Rainbow, NOW, and 'Pro-Choice' bumper stickers will remain on ALL Subarus Foresters.

It's a Federal Law.

7 posted on 03/12/2005 11:32:01 AM PST by F16Fighter
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

razor blade for me, although i still have the old chrome bumpers


8 posted on 03/12/2005 11:32:46 AM PST by blackeagle
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To: Willie Green
Hardened criminals must also enjoy seeing who still proudly sports the sign of the jackass(es). Thugs can immediately identify which citizens don't own a gun and won't hold them responsible for their actions.

If this was posted here it would be QWOTD material!

Thanks for this fun little gem, Willie!

9 posted on 03/12/2005 11:33:00 AM PST by freedumb2003 (1st you get the sugar, then you get the power, then you get the women (HJ Simpson))
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To: kanecorp

bumper stickers are tacky in general, even if they promote the right side/cause


10 posted on 03/12/2005 11:33:08 AM PST by kevin fortuna (tacky)
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To: Willie Green
Spot a Kerry/Edwards bumper sticker and you'll see the homo-rainbow sticker next to it--which is redundant.
11 posted on 03/12/2005 11:33:32 AM PST by evolved_rage (OLAP SCHMOLAP)
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To: Willie Green

I love yelling - "Hello? Hello? Anybody out there? Did you know they lost?"


12 posted on 03/12/2005 11:33:36 AM PST by b4its2late (Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.)
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To: Willie Green

There's an old barn nearby that still has "Perot" painted on it.


13 posted on 03/12/2005 11:34:11 AM PST by Faith
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To: Jeff Chandler
Do you think three months from now people will still be driving around with Kerry/Edwards bumper stickers on their cars and trucks?"

A truck with a Kerry Edwards sticker????

14 posted on 03/12/2005 11:34:11 AM PST by Loud Mime (Let them know: go to thotline dot com)
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To: Willie Green

You're wasting your time. Many still have Gore stickers a well, especially the old volvo wagons.


15 posted on 03/12/2005 11:34:13 AM PST by bert (Peace is only halftime !)
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To: kevin fortuna

Do you like internet bumper stickers?


17 posted on 03/12/2005 11:34:45 AM PST by b4its2late (Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.)
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To: Willie Green

I was behind some old, beat-up POS car a few weeks ago that still had a Carter/Mondale 76 bumper sticker!


18 posted on 03/12/2005 11:34:53 AM PST by wagglebee ("We are ready for the greatest achievements in the history of freedom." -- President Bush, 1/20/05)
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To: governsleastgovernsbest

Mayonaise. In a warm garage. Let it sit and penetrate for several hours. Then use a fingernail and it comes right off.


19 posted on 03/12/2005 11:35:33 AM PST by 7.62 x 51mm (• Veni • Vidi • Vino • Visa • "I came, I saw, I drank wine, I shopped")
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To: Loud Mime

Here in Seattle, the liberals actually do drive pickup trucks. Of course, usually the driver looks like Janet Reno or Hillary with a crew cut.


20 posted on 03/12/2005 11:35:41 AM PST by Clemenza (Alcohol Tobacco & Firearms: The Other Holy Trinity)
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