Bush voters not welcome here

[CovenBuster]

Ocean Haven, which claims to welcome diversity, "Respecting the interdependence & diversity of all life," makes the following exceptions:

"FOR REASONS OF HEALTH & SAFETY, OCEAN HAVEN CANNOT ACCOMMODATE SMOKERS, PETS, FOLKS TRAVELING IN A HUMMER, OR FOLKS WHO VOTED FOR BUSH & HIS NATURE DESTRUCTIVE POLICIES."

[WOSG]

I think they are trying to be jerks, and succeeding.

[WOSG]

"Pardon my ignorance but where at the end of the earth is Ocean Haven?"

I'm just taking a will guess here, but ... Nebraska?

[WOSG]

Hey I need one of those on my (Central Texas) property... got a spare I can rent or borrow?

[WOSG]

"I have to believe it's one of the best PR stunts I've ever seen and out of all the people who see it, there will surely be enough Pharisees to fill their rooms forever."

Call it "michael moore marketing"... imagine how many millions of Bush-haters you can get coming to your 2-bit place just to 'stand up' for your views.

YAWN.

[Arrowhead1952]

Hey I need one of those on my (Central Texas) property... got a spare I can rent or borrow?

I've seen them in the Cedar Park area several times. Check here.

Hydro_Ax

[Fierce Allegiance]

Morbark custom powers each one to suit customer wishes. Pick any diesel engine you want between 650 & 1000 horsepower. They aren't an off the shelf item.

No tubgrinder necessary, stumps left in place, as does the slash (waste limbs, etc.)

Morbark website here:http://www.morbark.com/Equipment/equip.aspx?id=30

[Fierce Allegiance]

Heck yeah! I'm always up for aa chip-chucking, diesel swilling good time!

[Fierce Allegiance]

I'm in! Cooler full of adult bev's right in the back of my truck!

[Arrowhead1952]

The first time I saw one of those in operation, I had to stop and watch. 10 - 12 foot cedar trees went WHOOSH - just gone in a cloud of dust and chips. That is a very impressive machine.

[AnAmericanMother]

I'll bring my Spotted Owl Motor Home:

[Fierce Allegiance]

I want my own landclearing business, and the wife just gave me permission to go for it this past weekend. I don't know if I have the balls to give up a good steady job right yet though.

My dad agreed that there probably isn't a business I could own that better suited me.

[Fierce Allegiance]

I REALLY like the way you think! LOL!

[badgerlandjim]

Let me know when to show up - I want to be part of the party...

[Fierce Allegiance]

That sucker will handle whatever the watermelons want to shoot at you!

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

So let me get this straight. If I pull up to this POS lodge in a Hummer covered in Bush bumper stickers, drinking coffee from a styrofoam cup with a Camel hanging out of my mouth, I'm not getting in?

Well, maybe, if you tell them you're drinking organically grown environmentally friendly coffee, grown in Hawaii on land reclaimed from wicked condominium owners, and that the cup is not a regular styrofoam cup, but is a new kind made of the same material the environmentally friendly packing peanuts are made from, (this material dissolves when it gets wet, but that little detail will probably escape them) and tell them the Camel is really a reefer, you just covered it in Camel paper to get by the cops in case you were pulled over.

[AnAmericanMother]

I stole it.

Used to share an office with a guy who was a forester before he went to law school (how's THAT for a scary combination?)

He was a solid advocate of planned logging, selective thinning, and brush control.

Probably why he got out of the business - tired of fighting all the lefty-loonies.

[Arrowhead1952]

All right - a Rachel Corrie dozer!!!!!!!!

[Jenya]

LOL! Good one. I can also tell them I'm only driving the Hummer because I'm doing a hitpiece on them for a class at CU, and Ward Churchill is my professor.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

Very Good!

[WOSG]

Thanks... btw, if you LIVE in central Texas and are interested in joining the Central Texas Republican Assembly ... let me know.

we are this group:

http://www.ctra.us