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ZOT! Please, I Need Help [DUh, no kidding]
richie kerry, zotted while under the influence.
Posted on 02/19/2005 4:20:10 PM PST by richie kerry
I don't have long. I am posting from the Richmond Jail office. I am being booked for DUI and disorderly conduct. Can a fellow freeper come down and help me. Please.
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To: Gabz
And now we pour the tar....
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:07:41 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life)
To: richie kerry; Jim Robinson; HairOfTheDog; RosieCotton
Book him Jim-o!
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:08:11 PM PST
by
Corin Stormhands
(One Iraqi purple finger took more courage than John Kerry's three purple hearts.)
To: richie kerry
Quick question, richie, which Richmond?
Richmond, AL
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Or is that a Richmond County?
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:09:28 PM PST
by
TomGuy
(America: Best friend or worst enemy. Choose wisely.)
To: richie kerry
Can a fellow freeper come down and help me. Please.
I would,but I am a little busy right now!
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:10:17 PM PST
by
tapatio
(Better to do something imperfectly than to do nothing flawlessly.)
To: richie kerry
At least he didn't say he was trapped in a Chinese laundromat. "Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son."
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:11:08 PM PST
by
WestVirginiaRebel
("Senator, we can have this discussion in any way that you would like.")
To: reagan_fanatic
LOL! I hadn't seen that pic yet!
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:15:11 PM PST
by
RosieCotton
(A dead thing can go with the stream, but only a living thing can go against it. - GK Chesterton)
To: richie kerry
I am being booked for DUIDUI = Democratic Underground Infiltrator, the Viking Kitties will mete out the appropriate punishment.
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:15:55 PM PST
by
Nexus6
To: King Prout
And there we have it. A nice new road.
It's not very big but then he was a very small troll. Persistent yes but a very small and petty troll
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:16:05 PM PST
by
Harmless Teddy Bear
(Apparently, this is the only job for which I am suited. I am beset by the ironies of my life)
To: richie kerry
Everybody knows that real FReepers don't drink and post.
49
posted on
02/19/2005 5:21:38 PM PST
by
ErnBatavia
(ErnBatavia, Boxer, Pelosi, Thomas...the ultimate nightmare Menage a Quatro)
To: ErnBatavia
Everybody knows that real FReepers don't drink and post.Damn straight!
/drinking since noon
50
posted on
02/19/2005 5:23:16 PM PST
by
Wormwood
(Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn!)
To: richie kerry
Call Ted Kennedy, I'm sure he has good advice!
To: richie kerry
Hang tight...I'll be there two weeks from tomorrow. In the meantime watch your rear-end.
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:26:29 PM PST
by
politicalwit
(Import poverty...hire an illegal today)
To: richie kerry
I'll be right there, hold you breath
To: Knitting A Conundrum
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:31:28 PM PST
by
international american
(Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
To: King Prout
I thought it was funny.....Now we pave him!!
55
posted on
02/19/2005 5:32:18 PM PST
by
international american
(Tagline now fireproof....purchased from "Conspiracy Guy Custom Taglines"LLC)
To: Americanwolf; AQGeiger; Beaker; BenLurkin; baltodog; BJClinton; big'ol_freeper; Borax Queen; ...
I'd like to join Madame Secretary in expressing my heartfelt concern for the recently-ZOTted...
Um, then again, Madame Secretary does it so well...
56
posted on
02/19/2005 5:37:13 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(In for a penny, in for a pound, saddlin' up and Baghdad-bound!)
To: richie kerry
57
posted on
02/19/2005 5:41:09 PM PST
by
El Conservador
("No blood for oil!"... Then don't drive, you moron!!!)
To: richie kerry
See ya, loser.
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:41:57 PM PST
by
big'ol_freeper
(World Series Champion Boston Red Sox!! Has a nice ring to it.)
To: richie kerry
Bubba called.
He swears he'll still love you tomorrow.
When the night meets the morning sun.
To: ErnBatavia
Everybody knows that real FReepers don't drink and post.Good pernt, I mean piont.
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posted on
02/19/2005 5:44:33 PM PST
by
vox_freedom
(Fear no evil)
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