When Will I be Banned? (His doom was at hand. Rejoicing fills the land.)

Linda Ronstadt

[dead in the water]

I have signed up
I used free email
When will I be banned?

I have logged in
With my new screename
When will I be banned?

Ever since two thousand
It’s been the same old thing
If you don’t kiss George Bush butt
You are history!

I am new here
I have posted
When will I be banned?

Nazi mods are watching
They’ve nothing better to do
If you don’t kiss George Bush butt
That’s the end of you!

I have signed up
I have posted
When will I be banned?
When will I be banned

Tell me, when will I be banned?

[Cultural Jihad]

The Popular Troll

I'm as mild mannered as I can be,
And I've never done them harm that I can see.
Still on me they put a ban, and they throw me in the can,
They go wild, simply wild, over me.

They accuse me of rascality,
But I can't see why they always pick on me;
I'm as gentle as a lamb, but they take me for a ram.
They go wild, simply wild, over me.

Oh, the "bull," he went wild over me.
And he held his gun where everyone could see;
He was breathing rather hard, when he saw my union card,
He went wild, simply wild, over me.

Then the judge, he went wild over me.
And I plainly saw we never could agree;
So I let the man obey what his conscience had to say,
He went wild, simply wild, over me.

Oh, the jailer, he went wild over me,
And he locked me up and threw away the key;
It seems to be the rage, so they keep me in a cage,
They go wild, simply wild, over me.

They go wild, simply wild, over me,
I'm referring to the bedbug and the flea;
They disturb my slumber deep and I murmur in my sleep,
They go wild, simply wild, over me.

Will the roses grow wild over me
When I'm gone into the land that is to be?
When my soul and body part, in the stillness of my heart,
Will the roses grow wild over me?

[MarineBrat]

The Minkeys are here to assist you to your next incarnation!

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[JoJo Gunn]

That same old retread troll, the narcolepsy peddler, must be the most lonely thing on the planet.

It probably couldn't entertain itself with intravenous Viagra.

[Dallas59]

Prying away the fingers of my destroyer we take its' power...BANNED!

You will rule no longer Never again...ZOTTED!

We let you steal from us too long We gave you everything.....BANNED!

How dare we give in How dare we allow you so much of ourself....ZOTTED!

Your lies were made to weaken Your words made to kill....BANNED!

We are taking over now You will die by our word...ZOTTED!

Shut up! Shut up! Shut up! Silence, only silence...BANNED!

No more will you follow blinded by your non-truths...ZOTTED!

We see you for the monster you are an evil so clever We almost became your next victim....BANNED!

We see you clearly You will not take us...ZOTTED!

Victory is ours The battle is over You will succumb to us now....BANNED!

Leave! Leave! Leave! Never again will we allow you into our mind Never again will you steal from us....BANNED! ZOTTED!

[Darksheare]

Thanks!
I was going to post "Where's Gerrold?" by the band 'Orgy', due to the lyric line of "Post Mortem Fame"...
But I find I must track them down if I am going to do that.

[Darksheare]

LOL!
Gotta get someone who can sing, and have that recorded.

[KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle]

[Malesherbes]

Her 300 pound butt has already been banned in my house.

[Knitting A Conundrum]

How come the fun zots always happen when it's time to cook breakfast, or go to the grocery store, or when I am having dinner....sigh.

[followerofchrist]

DITW: If you "ask" for it by insulting the mods and people on here, you won't be banned. I have, on a number of occasions, challenged deeply held views here. I get smacked around a bit, but not banned by "Nazi" moderators.
FYI- Nazis were a political party with a platform, more similar to liberalism than republicanism. Why don't you respectfully disagree instead of intentionally provoking the people here? Occasionally, when you agree, why not state such and let folks know you are not completely off your rocker? As I read your post, it reminds me of a little child, challenging authority. Why place those you disagree with in the role of authoritarian parent? State your beleifs and back them up like a well-adjusted adult.

[PilloryHillary]

When did you start drinking this morning? You're already half in the bag.

[Enterprise]

Someone called for a gerbil? Can I be of help?

[MisterRepublican]

[followerofchrist]

P.S. I don't kiss the Bush butt either (I do not like him), but I still haven't been banned. Why make assertions that are not true? I could hit every Bush-worshipping thread on here and counter what it says, but I won't be banned. You get banned when you are obnoxious, insulting and rude, not when you disagree with Bush.

[Dallas59]

"Just a minute Ma...Free Republic just blew up my computer!!"...

[Next_Time_NJ]

Please Zot him or they are going to kill me!

[Next_Time_NJ]

Please Zot him or they are going to kill me!

[MeekOneGOP]

beat cha, Meek!

haha! Yep! As often happens, I'm in AFTER the ZOT!!

[PzLdr]

Should be immediately. Linda Ronstadt didn't write, "When Will I Be Loved" -Phil Everly did!. She just did the remake.

[Bassfire]

He's been hit!