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Teddy Drives the Dems Over a Bridge
FrontPageMagazine.com ^ | 1/17/05 | Don Feder

Posted on 01/17/2005 12:49:08 AM PST by kattracks

Edward M. Kennedy, senior senator from my home state of Massachusetts, is the perfect symbol for what the Democratic party has become – dogmatic, elitist, arrogant – floating in an intellectual ether, hermetically sealed against the intrusion of reality.

It’s not just that Kennedy is given to goofball, logic-defying pronouncements. Despite all evidence to the contrary, he persists in proclaiming himself the tribune of the people.

"Democrats may be in the minority in Congress, but we speak for the majority of Americans," Kennedy insisted in a speech last week. When the Senator speaks impromptu, his comments are laced with "uhs." Does that mean Americans are incoherent?

After the Democratic debacle of 2004 (when Bush became the first incumbent in almost 70 years to win re-election and increase his party’s representation in Congress), some have called for a move away from the leftist mindset that’s transformed the Democrats into a regional party.

Not Senator Kennedy.

In a January 12th address at the National Press Club, the Senator offered the usual lame excuses for the public’s regular repudiation of his worldview.

Kennedy attributed his party’s shellacking in the last election – reminiscent of what Max Schmeling suffered at the hands of Joe Louis in 1938 (KO in Round 1) – to a failure to communicate its core principles to voters. "We were remiss in not talking more directly about them – about the fundamental ideals that guide our progressive politics," was the word from Mt. Olympus.

But the only time the party of plunder has managed to elect a president in the last 40 years is when it nominated political chameleons – Carter in 1976, Clinton in ’92 and ’96. When Democrats speak candidly to voters about their fundamental values and the direction in which they want to take the nation (McGovern, Mondale and Dukakis) Americans run screaming in the opposite direction.

Consider, Michael Dukakis’ brilliant 1988 campaign. Here was another product of Massachusetts politics, liberal Neverland, who actually thought his ACLU membership and opposition to capital punishment (even if his wife was raped and murdered) would endear him to the electorate.

The Democrats – who speak for the majority of Americans, Kennedy claims – have won only 3 of the last 9 presidential elections. They speak for a majority of Americans, but haven’t controlled the House of Representatives in a decade. They speak for the American people, but have been in the minority in the Senate for most of the past 20 years. Apparently, someone forgot to tell the American people that the Democrats speak for us.

In reality, Americans can smell an elitist a mile away. (They do give off a distinct aroma.) In 2000, Bush won the election during the first presidential debate, when that master of the common touch, Al Gore, repeatedly sneered at him. The former vice president should title his autobiography, "Here’s Looking Down at You, Kid."

The Democrats followed up on that triumph in 2004 by nominating another man of the people – an Ivy-League social climber who married not one, but two heiresses (the second worth an estimated $700 million), a Planned-Parenthood Catholic who, as a senator, never met a tax hike or a defense cut he didn’t like. John Forbes Kerry is convinced that the middle class needs more caribou and less domestic energy production.

How could Joe Six-Pack not relate to a guy whose wedding reception (marriage #2) was enlivened by the music of The French Millionaires?

The Democrats are to populism what the Democrats are to patriotism.

The life of Ted Kennedy is the key to understanding the post-1968 liberalism that infests his party. Kennedy is a 72 year-old boy who never held a real (private sector) job. He entered the United States Senate in 1962 at age 30 (based on his record of being born a Kennedy), and remained there for the past 42 years.

The expression limousine liberal was coined with Ted Kennedy in mind. He’s never had to worry about meeting a payroll, keeping a job, paying a mortgage, balancing a household budget, educating his kids or saving for his retirement.

His idea of helping ordinary Americans is raising their taxes, increasing the size and scope of government and forcing weird social experiments on us. His political career seems to be dedicated to making sure that no one in the middle class will ever be able to achieve the prosperity of the Kennedy clan.

Personal responsibility? Here’s a guy who drove a car off a bridge and left a woman to die while he dithered for 8 hours before telling the police. In 1991, at age 61, (on Good Friday, no less) the perpetual adolescent roused his son and nephew from bed round midnight to go drinking with him at a working-class establishment called Au Bar. From this Kennedy field trip came charges of rape against the nephew, William Kennedy Smith. In the aftermath of the incident, our distinguished senior Senator was seen running around the Kennedy compound in his underwear.

Still Kennedy and his allies are convinced that they have an intuitive understanding of the common man, a psychic connection to him (the political equivalent of a Vulcan mind-meld), which allows them to act as his champions even while the average American repeatedly disavows them.

If you hold power long enough in a one-party state – North Korea, Cuba, Massachusetts – you can believe anything. Fidel Castro says he speaks for the Cuban people. Kim Jong Il believes those he holds in bondage adore him. Ted Kennedy thinks he’s a megaphone for the masses.

And to what can we attribute the public’s affinity for the Democrats? Clearly, it’s because Democratic ideals "unite Americans instead of dividing them," Kennedy explained in his National Press Club speech.

Here’s the way Democrats bring us all together, singing a rousing chorus of "We Are Family":

This is the true conceit of the Democratic Party: While pushing policies that have Americans at each other’s throats, they insist that they are bringing us together.

Doddering, blubbery, babbling, arrogant, impotent – Ted Kennedy is shorthand for what his party has become. I fervently hope the Democrats follow his prescription. Then, in 2008, they can hold their national nominating convention at the Denny’s in Hyannisport.


Don Feder is a former Boston Herald writer who is now a political/communications consultant. He also maintains his own website, DonFeder.com.


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1 posted on 01/17/2005 12:49:08 AM PST by kattracks
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To: kattracks
When the Senator speaks impromptu, his comments are laced with "uhs." Does that mean Americans are incoherent?

No, it means HE is!

2 posted on 01/17/2005 12:54:53 AM PST by blondee123 (Proud Member of the FR Pajama Blogger Brigade - New Sheriffs in Town!)
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To: kattracks
"Denny's in Hyannisport." Will the last Democrat in America please turn off the lights after leaving the restaurant? I can't wait four more years to witness the implosion of a more deserving party.
3 posted on 01/17/2005 12:56:38 AM PST by goldstategop (In Memory Of A Dearly Beloved Friend Who Lives On In My Heart Forever)
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To: kattracks
Doddering, blubbery, babbling, arrogant, impotent – Ted Kennedy is shorthand for what his party has become

The writer forgot "drunken"!

4 posted on 01/17/2005 1:00:43 AM PST by blondee123 (Proud Member of the FR Pajama Blogger Brigade - New Sheriffs in Town!)
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To: goldstategop

Ted keeps stepping into every cow patty in sight. He complained about water boarding torture [we even use water boarding on our own special forces for training]. Ted and water. What a flub that was. Then Ted brought up something else related to water. I forget exactly what. He's got water on the brain right now. Perhaps the military tested a "Drunk Bomb" on him.


5 posted on 01/17/2005 1:02:00 AM PST by Arthur Wildfire! March (The Four Law Breakers: Senators Rockefeller, Durbin, Carl Levin, Ron Wyden)
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To: kattracks
When Democrats speak candidly to voters about their fundamental values and the direction in which they want to take the nation (McGovern, Mondale and Dukakis) Americans run screaming in the opposite direction.

That's because these liberals are socialists ..

If American's wanted that .. they'd move to Canada or Europe

6 posted on 01/17/2005 1:06:25 AM PST by Mo1 (Does the distinguished Sen from VT wish to act as our treaty rep. for negotiations with Al Queda?)
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To: kattracks

I'm shocked!

Feder left out the part where Teddy continually refers to the victory in Iraq as "Bush's Vietnam" (a war Kennedy also skipped).

Feder must be slipping.


7 posted on 01/17/2005 1:14:30 AM PST by Tall_Texan (Let's REALLY Split The Country! (http://righteverytime3.blogspot.com))
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To: blondee123

Don't confuse 'Democrat' with 'democratic'. The words are not interchangable.


8 posted on 01/17/2005 2:27:38 AM PST by Banjoguy (The party of Democrats is not democratic.)
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To: kattracks

Don Feder has pegged the core of the Dems with Ted "the swimmer" Kennedy. Could we ever have sympathy for dear ol' Teddy? He is just trying to be liked and accepted. He puts the "dis" in dysfunctional.


10 posted on 01/17/2005 3:36:18 AM PST by VRW Conspirator (Respect your authorities...if you have any - Mark Twain)
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To: kattracks
Here’s a guy who drove a car off a bridge and left a woman to die while he dithered for 8 hours before telling the police.

Way too generous. He returned to the scene ten hours later and when greeted by the police chief, stated that he meant to report the fatal accident earlier. Maybe he was hoping that the car wouldn't be discovered for weeks or years, by which time his story would be "mary jo and the car went missing the same night" or he hoped that mary jo was thrown from the car and the discovery of her body and the car would not be connected.

11 posted on 01/17/2005 3:37:32 AM PST by Lonesome in Massachussets (Deadcheck the embeds first.)
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To: kattracks
"hermetically sealed against the intrusion of reality."

Shear Poetry!

12 posted on 01/17/2005 4:11:04 AM PST by Falcon4.0
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To: kattracks
I lived in Cambridge (near Harvard Square) back in the mid 1980's. The woman who owned the house I lived in knew the Kennedy family from way back.

This was when Joe Kennedy was running for Congress in Tip O'Neill's recently vacated seat, and everyone was talking about the "Kennedy Mystique." Although she was an old school liberal, she did not have favorable things to say about Ted Kennedy. She said he knew John Kennedy when he as a young man, and that John said his brother Ted was "nothing but trouble." JFK (the real one, not Kerry) also said Ted had zero intelligence compared to his brother Robert, and that his father constantly caught Ted lying to him and stealing family money.

When I think back on this, I realize that Ted was the "runt" of the family---he had the least amount of brains, least amount of morals, and the worst character of any of them.

13 posted on 01/17/2005 4:19:54 AM PST by SkyPilot
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To: kattracks

Ted Kennedy and his rose colored glasses ...by the way...How fast did you run in wet clothes?....


14 posted on 01/17/2005 4:22:19 AM PST by Route101
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

lol! Swim Teddy, swim!


15 posted on 01/17/2005 4:26:28 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Are the leftists still allowing us to say 'Happy New Year'?)
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To: kattracks
"Teddy Drives the Dems Over a Bridge"

Teddy Boy - Perfect example of how alcohol induced oxygen deprevation ruins your brain!

16 posted on 01/17/2005 4:27:03 AM PST by patriot_wes
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To: kattracks
He's got nothin' to worry regarding his political career...he's the mouth piece for Hildabeast and skerry. Hildabeast and skerry are using Uncle FAT Teddy...to vomit out this garbage.
17 posted on 01/17/2005 4:27:31 AM PST by shield (The Greatest Scientific Discoveries of the Century Reveal God!!!! by Dr. H. Ross, Astrophysicist)
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To: Wolfgang_Blitzkrieg
And the only apparent cure is a frontal lobotomy.

Yeah, well, Ted's been trying to treat it with "a bottle in front of me".

18 posted on 01/17/2005 4:28:16 AM PST by ovrtaxt (Are the leftists still allowing us to say 'Happy New Year'?)
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To: kattracks

Thanks Pookie....

19 posted on 01/17/2005 4:30:02 AM PST by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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To: kattracks

Thanks Pookie....

20 posted on 01/17/2005 4:31:00 AM PST by jws3sticks (Hillary can take a very long walk on a very short pier, anytime, and the sooner the better!)
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