Posted on 01/07/2005 8:04:37 PM PST by MoJo2001
Oh my goodness, Taz. Glad there is someone like you out there for scared folks to call.
Better That than the other way!! LOL!haha! Yeah, that wouldn't be good! :^)
BAD, BAD, BAD - got on email and I'm sharing because I can!
If you're easily offended, skip to the next post!
That's fair warning! LOL!!!
An Irish daughter had not been to the house for over 5 years.
Upon her return, her father cussed her.
"Write us, not even a line to let us know how you were doing?
Why didn't you call? You little tramp!
Don't you know what you put your Mum through??!!"
The girl, crying, replied,
"Sniff, sniff... Dad... I became a prostitute..."
"WHAT!!? Out of here, you shameless harlot! Sinner! You're a disgrace
to this family - I don't ever want to see you again!"
"OK, Dad - as you wish. I just came back to give Mom this luxury fur
coat, title deeds to a ten bed-roomed mansion, plus a savings account
certificate for 5 million For my little brother, this gold Rolex, and for you
Daddy the spanking new Mercedes limited edition convertible that's parked
outside plus a lifetime membership to the Country Club... takes a
breath)...an invitation for you all to spend New Years' Eve on board my new yacht
in theRiviera, and...."
"Now what was it you said you had become?"
Girl, crying again, "Sniff, sniff... A prostitute Dad! ... Sniff, sniff"
"Faith and begorrah! - you scared me half to death, girl! I thought
you said "a Protestant". Come here and give your old man a hug!"
This is dedicated to all those "Sunshine Stealers" out there who just love to rain on a good parade...hope they know who they are!
Yeah - I've done it before and it ain't fun! LOL!! Oh well, live and learn!
You're BAD!!! LOL
P.S. I'm beginning to think I'm in the wrong business. ;)
ROFL!! You're not thinking of taking up the World's Oldest Profession are ya?? He he he!!!
I don't have the energy. LOL
ROFLMBO!!!!!
Thank you Tonk!!!
HUGS!!!!
I'm late. Hope the day flew by.
An SH-60B Seahawk helicopter assigned to the "Saberhawks" of Helicopter Anti-Submarine Squadron Light 47 (HSL-47) hovers over a large group of Indonesian citizens as it drops food, water and relief supplies in a village on the island of Sumatra, Indonesia, on Friday.
Second Class Petty Officer Kevin Freeland, from Peoria, Ariz., surveys the devastated town of Banda Aceh, Indonesia, on Thursday from aboard a Navy helicopter. Choppers from the carrier Abraham Lincoln continued to bring emergency aid to the province on Thursday.
Twelve-year-old Naturidi, injured in the tsunami disaster, is cuddled by his uncle, Asnawi, aboard a Navy Seahawk helicopter as it conducts a mission to the coastal town of Lamno, Indonesia, on Thursday. Naturidi was allegedly the only survivor in his family following the Dec. 26 tsunami that killed more than 94,000 people in Indonesia alone.
U.S. service members unload much-needed water that arrived Friday from the Air Force's 517th Airlift Squadron at the airport in Banda Aceh, Indonesia.
Petty Officer 1st Class Sukarno H. Reyes, from Oxnard, Calif., loads relief supplies onto a Navy helicopter at the airport in Banda Aceh, Indonesia, on Thursday.
Marines assigned to the Combat Cargo division aboard the amphibious assault ship Bonhomme Richard (LHD 6) load medical relief supplies into a Marine Corps CH-46E Sea Knight helicopter on Thursday. Helicopters from the Bonhomme Richard and sailors and Marines assigned to Expeditionary Strike Group Five (ESG-5) are supporting Operation Unified Assistance, the humanitarian relief effort in response to the Dec. 26 Tsunami disaster in Southeast Asia.
U.S. troops survey the scene after a roadside bomb targeting a U.S. convoy exploded in the Saidiyah district of Baghdad on Friday. One soldier was wounded.
A soldier in the crowd frames some of the nearly 3,500 soldiers participating in a deployment ceremony on Wednesday at the Bramlage Coliseum in Manhattan, Kan. Soldiers from the Fort Riley-based 2nd Battalion, 34th Armor; 1st Brigade, 1st Infantry Division; and 3rd Brigade, 1st Armored Division are being deployed to Iraq.
Soldiers from the New Jersey Army National Guard’s 42nd Division Support Command wait to board buses at Fort Dix, N.J., on Thursday as they begin their deployment to Iraq.
Sen. John Kerry, D-Mass., greets soldiers from Task Force Olympia (TFO) in Mosul, Iraq, on Thursday. Kerry was in the region to meet with local government officials and to have dinner with TFO soldiers.
US soldiers from the 9th Infantry Regiment hand-out blankets and food south of the restive Iraqi city of Ramadi.
A US soldier from 1st Battalion, 24th Infantry Regiment yells on the radio as his comrades opens fire against two Iraqi insurgents, after both of them blew up a roadside bomb and ran away, in the northern city of Mosul.
Soldiers from the 9th Infantry Regiment getting set up to pass out shoes, blankets and food to Iraqi people south of the restive city of Ramadi.
Just another day at the office for our Troops.
Radioactive-That is true -of course that is unless you like music, follow the history of music, enjoy music or are influenced by music. Surely the title "Music Dedication" told you may be on a thread which holds little interested to you. Unless you are just looking for a bit of the flame, eh?
Here is a guy that really influenced music...I think you should like this little tune:
Hey RaidoA- do as Rays says!!! Kay?
Observed at Baghdad, Iraq
Scattered clouds High: 60° F Low: 41° F
Observed at Mosul, Iraq
Parly cloudy High: 57° F Low: 41° F
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