BREAKING: INCOMING -- JUST NORTH OF ALASKA....

Self ^ | Dec. 24, 2004 | Self

[varina davis]

Dec. 24, 2004 -- A "mostly" unidentified object was spotted this morning soaring at extremely high altitude just north of Alaska, apparently headed south.

After pin-pointing the object on radar, U.S. military aircraft was poised to provide an "emergency" escort to the United States and other points through midnight tonight.

Though uncertain of the origin of the high-flying object, it is believed to resemble an old-fashioned sleigh and a jolly fat man can be seen with the reins to a passle of wild reindeer.

The object appears to be overloaded, with strange packages spilling out and dropping onto villages and cities as it makes it's way to various destinations.

President George W. Bush and Pentagon officials are aware of the situation and have ordered an uninterrupted flight for the sleigh, with cookies and hot chocolate served whenever and wherever it lands.

There is also a banner streaming from the rear of the sleigh-like object pronouncing: "Merry Christmas!"

[varon]

Though uncertain of the origin of the high-flying object, it is believed to resemble an old-fashioned sleigh and a jolly fat man can be seen with the reins to a passle of wild reindeer.

[ElkGroveDan]

This aircraft is going to need to land and all of it's occupants searched for nail clippers before it is allowed to enter U.S. airspace.

[Jack Deth]

Check Fire!

Check Fire!

Weapons Tight!

Santa's squelching IFF at 126.4!

Jack.

[NautiNurse]

Latest sighting (with photo) of Santa over an aircraft carrier in the Persian Gulf. Sweet!

[Alaska Wolf]

I know Santa personally and he prefers Tullamore Dew Irish Whiskey and smoked salmon. I get him some every year.

[Sweet_Sunflower29]

Could you please change the title to something less apocalyptic? I nearly had a heart attack when I read it.

Lol...me too~


Merry Christmas!

[PleaseNoMore]

I am so glad that you posted this. I came across it while taking a break from cookie baking and yelled for all of the younger kids in my house to come quickly as there was news of Santa. I read this to them and there were jumps, claps and squeals of joy from my nieces and nephews. Santa will come here in a big way tonight as we have loads of extended family, read: LOTS of small children, lol, staying with us through Sunday. Tonight we will begin our festivities with the story of Jesus' birth and will continue tomorrow with a visit to the local nursing home, complete with homemade gifts for each resident done by the kids.

I pray that each and every one of you here will have a very Merry and blessed Christmas and that the love of Christ and His blessings will be abundant in your homes and persons to the point that it pours over into the lives of others and changes them forever.

[tazman3]

NOT FUNNY! Why is this post still here? Why hasn't it been replaced with a proper title? Why is it in Breaking News with this title? What the heck are the fighter pics for? You are frightening the kids! (Are they gonna shot Santa down?)

Please ask the moderators to change the title or delete this post and start over. I know you meant well but .....(Finger hovering over the abuse button.)

[CindyDawg]

Yeah me too:') I was looking for a thread on Iran and nukes that I saw before I "refreshed"

[savedbygrace]

Sounds like Mr. Season, Mr. Holiday Season. Wouldn't want to offend anyone, y'know.

Sheesh.

[CindyDawg]

Well, I guess that Iran thread was pulled. Merry Christmas!

[tazman3]

Any Volunteers to start a real Santa post? This one just doesn't have the proper um, attitude?

[red-dawg]

[Kornev]

I'm surprised clinton didn't use the ol' nuclear football when this happens. Oh wait, he probably lost it around the first notice ;)

[goodnesswins]

OH....I thought it was MORE BALLOTS for King County!!!!

[newzjunkey]

Uh oh! The End of the World!

It's that meteor! Or a lost Soviet ICBM! Or E.T.'s really pissed!

[newzjunkey]

George is a leftist kook! Art's the one true host of night-dwelling talk!

[HuntsvilleTxVeteran]

Might have snow tonight

Tonight Dec 24 Partly Cloudy 21° 0 %
Sat Dec 25 Sunny 48°/29° 0 %
Sun Dec 26 Sunny 60°/34° 0 %
Mon Dec 27 Sunny 64°/38° 20 %
Tue Dec 28 Partly Cloudy 68°/44° 20 %
Wed Dec 29 Partly Cloudy 73°/51° 20 %
Thu Dec 30 Mostly Cloudy 77°/66° 20 %
Fri Dec 31 Showers 77°/50° 30 %
Sat Jan 01 Few Showers 70°/52° 30 %
Sun Jan 02 Showers 73°/48° 60 %

[lowbridge]

SHOOT IT DOWN!

ACLU is locking on target.

Ready to fire in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1....lawsuit filed!

[rwfromkansas]

oh geez. Any kid old enough to view this thread knows there is no Santa.